Idk bro

At this point I just reblog random stuff

[kotortwo]

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[acapelladitty]

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[medievalthymes]

some of you don’t watch pride and prejudice (2005) multiple times a year to cope with the fear that you’ll never find love and it shows

[awrfhi]

since april fool’s day is tomorrow i would like to remind everyone that my entire existence is a massive joke

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

Farquaad

Farquaad II

Farquaad III

Farquaad IV

Farquaad V 

[hanari502]

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

[rumispatterns]

does riverdale know it will never be as good as mackenzie falls

[risarodil]

Illustrated quote posters for Turtles All the Way Down by @fishingboatproceeds :-)

[musterniillustrates]

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

[kylesbogusjourney]

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

[freshest-memes]

Roman emperor in a lower temperature

[ryanwritesthingz-deactivated202]

I thought it was ceasar in the freezer

[cheercaptain]

pink is the best color. like sign me up i will literally take pink anything. if i had to choose between regular clear water and pink water with no context i would drink the pink water no questions asked just glug glug glug drinking that sweet mysterious bubblegum tinted liquid 

[dogs99999]

I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!

[foster-the-morning-deactivated2]

i love people who get excited about stars