Once Upon a TMI @onceuponatmi - Tumblr Blog

yo bro do the thing

just a psa from your friendly neighbourhood recovering anorexic:

if you’re at a gathering and you see someone not eating, no you don’t

there are dozens of reasons why someone might not be eating - allergies, intolerances, medical conditions, preferences just to name a few

the why doesn’t matter and is not your business

your curiosity and/or well-meaning pushing people to eat when they aren’t wanting or ready to can do a whole lot of harm

just stay out of it and respect it when someone tells you no

firstprinced

and a very happy pride to Them ❤️🧡💛💚💙

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

enough men with dead wife syndrome. i want women fresh out of toxic divorces venting their feelings through bloodbaths and john wick action sequences

ceruleanheaven

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

ceruleanheaven

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

ceruleanheaven

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

introvertia

Hummingbirds! Meet the twins. Two little fledglings that live on my balcony patio. They were born and raised in a nest small enough to fit on the base of a small lightbulb, and that is beautiful.

#i love them

spinejackel

i felt like tumblr would enjoy the indignant beeper from work

(we have to put fresh mulch on the flowerbeds)

#I enjoy her and her very valid concern about the potential bulldozing of her nest

letatlin

i forget there's actual native english speakers on this site... i thought it was just all normal people who had to learn english in school. no there's actual americans and britons here that's scaryyyyyyyyyyy

letatlin

english speakers you don't need to tell me you're english speakers in the notes. this post is for the people who know what present perfect is

#I do not know the fancy language terms and I'm sad about it because I feel like everyone else learned useful terms for learning other #languages and in the meantime the people designing English learning for native speakers just went “you'll figure it out”#and guess what I kind of did but it also means I can be gaslit by non native English speakers all the time when they come at me with #language rules including those for English #this is a complaint for me obviously but I think non native speakers should know about it so they can abuse this power since English #bullied it's way into being the default for so many things

yesornopolls

Do you personally pronounce the honorific “ms.” how it is intended to be pronounced (“miz”)?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

gaybichon

not even funny how true this is for me

hotvintagepoll

As a duck I am stuck with getting movies from the library so thank you for not putting Mifune on the mustache hotties poll because it will take forever to get his films from another county.

Also thank you for not including Errol Flynn (A Constant Disappointment IRL) and Clark Gable (Man Who Refuses To Bathe AND Brush His Teeth).

You have also delivered to me the knowledge of more beautiful mustaches which is *Priceless*. I will share my grapes with you *quack quack*.

-🦆

i actually didn't include either of them because i forgot lol. and idk if ducks can stream things but if so, Seven Samurai is available on Tubi!

anyway lets have some bonus mustaches

who is the hottest old movie mustache haver? (part 2)

Cantinflas

Cab Calloway

Soumitra Chatterjee

Edric Connor

Trevor Howard

Emilio Fernandez

Frank Morgan

Groucho Marx

Laurence Olivier

Fats Waller

Katharine Hepburn

Vincent Price

Remaining time: 4 hours 58 minutes

hotvintagepoll

one more mustache poll because i have more guys

who is the hottest old mustache haver? (part 3)

Charlie Chaplin

Canada Lee

Basil Rathbone

Sunil Dutt

Lionel Jeffries

Carman Newsome

Laird Cregar

Harold Nicholas

John Gilbert

Laurence Criner

Nigel Bruce

Albert Finney

Remaining time: 23 hours 13 minutes

this is an accidental tourney at this point. please reblog with propaganda for whichever mustache haver you would like to do dirty inexplicable things to.

sukimas

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

mastermatoyas

I wanna hear where you're going with this

sukimas

-there's snacktime

-there's always some kid screaming

-the authority figures are mostly there to keep you safe rather than get you to do anything in particular

-all else equal they would really rather you take a nap, though

transfrogrified-in-the-void

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

zxiqky-wicky

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

demon-rum

>^>

jacobtheloofah

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

batmanisagatewaydrug

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer

unseenlibrarycardholder

Attend the tale of Sweeney Jones

lizclimo

girlbossfranziskavonkarma

rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐

hellenhighwater

My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.