【竜の声】

indie villain au hizashi yamada from my hero academia. selective. nsfw. written by joel.

[harrykissedlorde-deactivated202]

[onceyakuza]

@vaudvillain || FROM HERE!

         “ Oh YEAH, tea’s good too ! And no worries, pal -- it’s on me. “

         Tea wasn’t too expensive the last time he checked, and he has more than enough funds to spare. Why NOT, if he has the opportunity to make a new ‘ friend ’ ?

         “ Wanna keep talkin’ while we walk to a place? I think there’s a good one nearby. “

[onceyakuza]

LOGICSRUSE!

     Unfortunately for Hizashi, he simply shrugged the hand off his shoulder, narrowing his eyes as he did. He knew exactly who this man was. 

     Hizashi Yamada, the man in charge of the Yamanoryuu Yakuza. He was a loud, dangerous villain, who the police couldn’t- or, in this case- wouldn’t arrest. Exactly the type he should be using his skills against- the only thing stopping him was… Frankly, logic.

     Fucking with a group like the Yakuza was suicidal, and he wasn’t out to get himself killed.  

     “ I do my best, ” he finally responded, after studying the man for a few seconds. “ If I were easy to find, I’d be in prison. … What do you want? I’m a very busy man- and if you’ve really been tracking me down, you should know that. ”

          “ Boy, do I feel that. I’m a busy man too! Gotta wake up, gotta get ready --       But hey, I’m getting OFF TOPIC here! “

         As the hero killer’s eyes scan him over, his smirk stretches further across his face. He holds himself in a way so he could get a CLOSER look -- Posing, even. Holding his arms out so he could check out his tattoos.

         “ I’ve got a proposition for ya! Wanna hear it? “

[onceyakuza]

BLOODERANGED!

❝ Haha! Thanks~ At least someone acknowledges how cute I can be! ❞ Her hands clutching the ends of her cardigan sleeves as she waved them excitedly at the side of her.  ❝ Hey hey! I was supposed to come and talk to you, on Tomura’s behalf! If you joined forces with us, the League would be ten times cooler! ❞ 

Toga was tired of having to scout other villains. So, if she brought someone super cool and super useful, surely Tomura would be pleased enough that she wouldn’t have to go one these scouting missions.Granted, she wasn’t desperate, or stupid enough to just let anyone join. If she chose someone lame and not useful she’d only disappoint the League.

         “ AWW, AN INVITATION ?? You’re so sweet! “

         Hizashi smiles widely, and genuinely. It wasn’t uncommon for other organizations to ask for his support, but to ask for his SERVICE under a different leader? That was a different story.

         “ What is it exactly that you’re inviting me to do? What’s your aim? “

[onceyakuza]

@ohaul

         “ No. Maybe. ... Yes. “

[onceyakuza]

❛ ya nasty. ❜

ask hizashi dirty questions || STILL ACCEPTING!

         “ Ohoho. You think I’m nasty, do you? What else am I? “

[onceyakuza]

do you prefer to be rough and merciless or romantic and sensual?

ask hizashi dirty questions || STILL ACCEPTING!

         “ I try to keep feelings and sex separate ! Sorry folks, if you’re looking for a romantic, look somewhere else. ‘Rough and merciless’ is a BETTER descriptor. “

[onceyakuza]

How do you feel about partners who are very small in stature? Tiny, easy to throw around?

ask hizashi dirty questions || STILL ACCEPTING!

         “ I prefer taller partners, buuut I wouldn’t say no. “

[onceyakuza]

do you prefer to be the dom or the sub

ask hizashi dirty questions || STILL ACCEPTING!

         “ I end up being dom more than not, but I actually like being sub better. It’s not a strong preference -- I’m more of a SWITCH than anything else. “

[onceyakuza]

what turns u on the most?

ask hizashi dirty questions || STILL ACCEPTING!

         “ Oh, this’s an easy one. Noises. The different sounds people make when they’re feelin’ all into it. That’s what REALLY gets me going. Is that cheesy of me, the dude with the sound quirk? “

[onceyakuza]

Do you like your partners in lingerie or just nothing at all to surprise you when you get home?

ask hizashi dirty questions || STILL ACCEPTING!

         “ -- Meeting a partner in my home AT ALL would be enough to surprise me! I don’t tend to keep ‘em in my room when I’m not there!

         But, to answer your question, I’m a lingerie guy. A literal sucker for cute black silk, you feel me?? “

[onceyakuza]

@purepestilence

         “ Are you offering ? “

[onceyakuza]

talk about taking "going out with a bang" to a new level

ask hizashi dirty questions || STILL ACCEPTING!

         “ HA! HAHAHA !!!  I LIKE YOU! “

[onceyakuza]

logicsruse:

onceyakuza replied to your post: “ I’M AN ANON. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM. TOTALLY….

WOW I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DISCOVERED ME SO EASILY

[onceyakuza]

Tell us your dirtiest fantasy.

ask hizashi dirty questions || STILL ACCEPTING!

         “ Hooookay! Here goes.               -- Okay, so it starts out how most of my encounters go. Y’know, me bringing the ‘pal’ back to my place. We get drinks, then things start to get interesting. The partner pins me against the wall, chokes me with one hand, and uses the other to point a knife. Or gun. As long as it can kill me I’m good!

         So -- at this point, things get steamy. I don’t care how as long as it gets involved. Then right before climaxing, they stab or shoot me whatever. But not anywhere immediately fatally! Enough so I have time to feel it. They drop me on the floor, and then I DIE. “

         “ --- HEY, YOU NEVER SAID IT HAD TO BE A  P R A C T I C A L  FANTASY! “

[platinummemes]

It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to!

[musingsnmemesforhire]

Put which one from the Cinnamon Roll meme my muse is:

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you

Could kill you, but is still a cinnamon roll

Would kill for a cinnamon roll

Sinnamon roll