Oncie's bitch!

All the customers are buying. And the money's multiplying. And the PR people are lying. And the lawyers are denying. Who cares if a few trees are dying? This is all so gratifying. How bad. How bad can this possibly be!?

[kaylashirleyart]

I forgot to post Billboard Once-ler by himself without the other Once-ler’s I drew haha.

So here you go. > v > Enjoy Billboard Once-ler fans.

[una-bella-dolore]

[kicsterash]

Comic that follows up THIS STORY HERE.

And listen to THIS SONG.

Lorax notices from the Lerkim that there are Northern Lights outside, so he gives Once-Ler a call at the Wiggins to notify him, knowing that Ted and his mother have never seen Northern Lights before. Since all the power in Thneedville has gone out because of the storm, save the telephone line, it would be easy peezy to have a wonderful glimpse of the midnight sky.

So considering it was New Year’s that night, and after hearing the speech Ted gave to him earlier, Once-Ler offers him a front row seat to one of Nature’s most beautiful miracles.

Northern Lights. I never went one summer without seeing them. I was one of the lucky ones.

Enjoy, my dears <3

[prettyboy-freakshow]

So uh

I was looking at this and I noticed something

All the plants—the plant on the porch, the flower bed by the windows, and the grass—they’re all dead. Clearly he comes from a family that doesn’t give a fuck about nature, which might say something about him.

I dunno.

Discuss.

[starxapple]

theres also litter all over the yard

[infini-tree]

um… the two windows with the yellow thing underneath makes the house look like it has dolan’s face idk

[toppyhat]

^ I can not unsee that now.

[algaegirl]

I can’t be the only one……..

[toppyhat]

^ Can’t unsee that, either.

[atrueenglishman]

This is all so gratifying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwsVz47eXS0

[aidmoon]

ooohhh greed-ler~

i  just cant resist XDD!! thank you causeallidoisdance  for the inspiration *q*~!! *cries of happiness*

i love your Onceler-greedler cosplay <3~!!!!

dat banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cute-ler-blog]

Everyone here is so nice to me, so I don’t see why I would hide something from them all, or from myself  (◡‿◡✿)  (⊙‿⊙✿)

[froggyflan]

Fixed it for Swag

[ask-swag-onceler]

this happens nightly, bitches

fuck

[icat-love-deactivated20120717]

i LOVE it

[kuriko]

Finally finished this„„ hUGE thanks to Tylin for collabing and making the whole background and that sexy lorax mmmmm draws out more of my desires  

[onciesbitch-blog]

Onceler Fandom: OMG let's ship the onceler with a greedy version of himself.

Ed Helms: wait what no that's fucking creepy

Onceler Fandom:

Ed Helms:

Onceler Fandom:

Ed Helms:

Onceler Fandom:

Ed Helms:

Onceler Fandom: OMG let's ship a jerkass greedy version of the onceler with a psycho cannibal version of himself.

[barleytea]

i dont wanna pack

[quiteakerfuffle-deactivated2019]

[jynxthecat]

reblogging for cosplay reference

gos this is going to be a bitch to make

twice

[blithebereavement]

Reblogging because oh GOD THE ANIMATION IN THIS MOVIE LSKDJFLKSDJK

Look at the left gif in the third row. The way his coattails billow and his gold chain flings around…so gorgeous. God I love those coattails. They always are moving so realistically and animatedly. I am so pumped for a high def version of this movie so I can go through frame by frame and oggle.

[oh-archivist]

[fozzie]

[onciesbitch-blog]

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Greed-ler: Ha

Greed-ler: Hahahaha

Greed-ler: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Greed-ler: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

Greed-ler: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR

Greed-ler: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD

Greed-ler: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR

Greed-ler: Hahaha

Greed-ler: Haaa....

Greed-ler: Whooooooo, that was a good one.

Greed-ler: Yes, yes I am.

[zombieskully-deactivated2020051]

[onciesbitch-blog]

what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing

[pkmn-white-moved-blog]

A wish has been granted

[inthneedydo]

This is why I don’t make gifs.

In lieu of new otp Swag and PersonificationofMoney