“I’m just being realistic, James!” [cuthroatbitch]
“Right-- of course. I just don’t understand why you’re working on Christmas day. We’ve had this trip booked for months!”
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“I’m just being realistic, James!” [cuthroatbitch]
“Right-- of course. I just don’t understand why you’re working on Christmas day. We’ve had this trip booked for months!”
“Stranger Things” Sentence Starter Pt 1
“You’ve been playing for ten hours?!”
“We talked about this! You can’t take shifts when I’m working!”
“I think it’s kind of cool. It’s like you have superpowers, or something.”
“Yeah, except I can’t fight evil with it.”
“It was a one-time…..two-time thing.”
“I’ll climb through your window, I’m stealthy. Like a ninja.”
“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”
“My mom thought I was on debate team but really I was just screwing girls in the back of my dad’s Oldsmobile.”
“You know, kids are mean. They laugh at him/her/they, pick on him/her/they, make fun of his/hers/their clothes.”
“What did I just say? One at a damn time.”
“No, I won’t. I don’t get scared like that anymore.”
“Yeah, all I know is she’s scared to death. I think she might have been abused or kidnapped.”
“Think he could be hurt? Maybe he walked away?”
“What you think I didn’t check my own house?!”
“Hey, what did I do? What did I do?”
“Galaxies and the universe and whatnot, she/he/they always did good with that. I always thought there was enough going on down here.”
“It’s alright. You sit tight, whoever it is out there I’ll tell them to go away real quick.”
“Sorry again for almost turning you away back there.”
“Don’t do anything stupid.”
“How about every time you get something right I take off a piece of clothing, but every time you get something wrong….”
“Are you crazy!? My parents are here!”
“Was this your plan all along? To get me alone in my room and get another knotch in your belt?”
“I barely even know what’s going on with you. I’m so sorry.”
“No, no, no. You can’t do that to yourself. This is not your fault.”
“I know it. I can feel it, in my heart. You just have to trust me on this, okay?”
“I’m just being realistic, ___!”
“Did you run away? Are you in trouble?”
“She/he/they said no and yes. Your three year old sister can say more!”
“We should tell your mom.”
“Is that real?! Sorry. I’ve just never seen a kid with a tattoo before.”
“You’re saying that that’s not weird?!”
“All I’m saying is it’s an emotional time.”
“Oh, come on. You’re wasting your time!”
“Yeah? Well, cops are good at finding. Stay here.”
“You’re in trouble, aren’t you? Who - who are you in trouble with?”
“Bad? Bad people? They want to hurt you? The bad people?”
“And there was something else, I don’t know. It was - it was some kind of animal. I don’t know.”
“No parents… Big house…”
“A party? It’s Tuesday..”
“Obviously his/her/their stupid plan failed.”
“No way, ___ would never rat us out.”
“Yeah, it’s fun. Come on. Just trust me, alright?”
“This is ridiculous! I’m so sick of it!”
“You shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to, okay?”
“I need this phone and I need two weeks advance. And a pack of Camels.”
“I promise. That means something that you can’t break. Ever.”
“I want you to feel like you can talk to me. I never want you to feel like you have to hide stuff from me. I’m here for you.”
“I heard he/she/they were drunk as a skunk and did it on a ten dollar bet.”
“Telling any adults would put us in danger!”
“What kind of danger? ___, what kind of danger?!”
“No, no, no. We’re going back to plan A.”
“Really? Want to check up my ass too?”
“You don’t think I want to see you?”
“Maybe I’ll trade you in for the younger model.”
“Because I don’t want to go by myself. ___, it’s not rocket science. Just tell your parents your staying at my house tonight.”
“We never would have upset you if we knew you had superpowers.”
“What is… friend?”
“A friend is someone you would do anything for.”
“Spit swear - you never break your word. It’s a bond.”
“Friends… they tell each other things. Things that parents don’t know.”
“We can’t park in the driveway! The neighbors might see.”
“You can be like my guardian. Make sure I don’t get drunk and do stupid things.”
“Is that a new bra? Really?”
“Is that supposed to impress me? You are a cliche, you do know that don’t you?”
Reblog and tag what makes your character nervous.
(via fuckyeahgreghouse)
domestic headcanons meme!
Send a symbol to hear the following about my muse…
☾ Sleeping habits ☼ Favorite time of day ☂ Favorite weather ¿ Term for the TV device, whether it be “clicker”, “remote”, or something else ↪ Internet browsing activities ☹ Response to a leaky faucet or other household problem ♡ What their wedding invitations would look like ☃ What they wear around the house ♆ The worst kind of neighbor they could have, and how they deal with them ♨ Their cooking ability (or lack thereof) ✂ How well they do yardwork (or blow up the lawnmower) ♟ If they like board games, and how good they are at ‘em ✧ How clean their living space is now, and/or would be ideally ♜ Interior decorating aesthetic ♘ Any pets they might have ☗ What you’d find in their cabinets ⚒ What you’d find in their toolshed (if they’d have one) ▀ What they’d hide under the bed ○ What tune their doorbell has, if not a standard ding-dong ☺ What their welcome (or not-so-welcome) mat would say ☻ How late they stay up ♒ If they do their laundry in a timely manner ☆ How they’d throw parties (what would go on at them, refreshments, etc) ✓ What a typical Tuesday night looks like ❥ How they’d invite you home for the night (yes, it could be a pickup line)
Feel free to reblog and add more!
Childhood Questions!
☺ : Best childhood memory?
☻: Worst childhood memory?
☼ : What were you like as a child?
♥ : Any crushes growing up?
✮ : Did you know/like your parents?
☣ : Worst influence on you as a kid?
✉ : Did you have a lot of friends?
☛ : Were you heavily punished?
♫ : Favorite song?
✄ : Anything you wish you could cut out?
❀ : Were you more feminine or masculine?
✿ : Were you an early or late bloomer for puberty?
∞ : Do any of your childhood friends still know you?
Attention Staff:
Princeton Plainsboro will be holding it’s annual Holiday party on Thursday, December 24th, 2015 in the ground level lobby. Secret Santa gifts may be distributed at the party. If you want to participate, please contact your department head.
Thank you.
♞ James:
“See I was going to but since you asked so nicely, I’ll come back later. ”
❝ Oh how nice of you. I feel so completely blessed. But now I’m curious. What’d I do this time? ❞
"It's not what you did, it's what you're going to do. I need your help. "
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❝ are you coming to yell at me again because i’m really not in the mood. ❞
"See I was going to but since you asked so nicely, I'll come back later. "
“Stay the night. Please.” (cuthroatbitch)
“– You know I need to be in the lab.”
“I promised House I’d be there–”
“Right. House. Of course.”
“--You’re mad.”
“It’s not that I don’t want to stay it’s just-- you know how House gets.”
❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜ // House.
“I imagine the later half of that takes up a majority of the Holiday, then?”
“Stay the night. Please.” (cuthroatbitch)
“-- You know I need to be in the lab.”
“I promised House I’d be there--”
CHRISTMAS STARTERS
( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )
❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜ ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜ ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜
I love you; It scares me
Six Word Story (via bookishcath)
OutofPatients;;
I’ll be replying to all of my ask memes soon.