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‘  let me just make one thing clear… i have no clue what’s going on, ever, at any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever.  ’ ‘  i would just like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i am doing  ’ ‘  we came from the same star and we will come together again in the end  ’ ‘  i have a ‘why am i like this’ moment at least five times a day  ’ ‘  did i need it? no. did i buy it? yes.  ’ ‘  the most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning  ’ ‘  petition for stars in the day time please???  ’ ‘  i love it when i wake up and stretch and something cracks. makes me feel like a glo-stick  ’ ‘  drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree  ’ ‘  the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things  ’ ‘  i’m a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times  ’ ‘  i’m so tired but i’ll probably be awake until 3 am for no reason  ’ ‘  time to kick my own ass. bitch had it coming for too long  ’ ‘  honestly ‘thanks i hate it’ is one of the funniest phrases in the english language  ’ ‘  do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you?  ’ ‘  the internets one true talent is making me sick of things i’ve never seen or read or heard  ’ ‘  i’m permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, i’m chill  ’ ‘  all cracker barrels are dimensionally linked. you could walk into a cracker barrel in georgia and walk out of one in arkansas and feel nothing  ’ ‘  ‘you look different with makeup’????? you think i’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … ok  ’ ‘  why did the fray go off so hard in ‘how to save a life’?  ’ ‘  anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms  ’ ‘  not to be too controversial but i like it when people are nice   ’ ‘  the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression  ’ ‘  i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm  ’ ‘  what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is  ’ ‘  look i may have made a few typos and committed a few murders but nobody’s perfect okay  ’ ‘  i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself  ’ ‘  i’m aiming for the “she’s a badass and cute as hell but i wouldn’t touch her without asking” look  ’ ‘  haha if you’re bored you could kiss me idk just sayin  ’ ‘  i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.  ’ ‘  80s music wont solve all my life’s problems but it certainly distracts me from them  ’ ‘  i cant believe what walkie talkies are called  ’ ‘  some people think life is like a rollercoaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it  ’ ‘  hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe  ’ ‘  all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather  ’ ‘  i love drunk me but i don’t trust her  ’ ‘  do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in”  ’ ‘  nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am  ’ ‘  me: queen of having had enough  ’ ‘  she needs a hug (i’m she)  ’ ‘  is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”?  ’ ‘  90% of my day is me being nervous  ’ ‘  cons: i’m an asshole. pros: i’m your asshole.  ’ ‘  give me 10 reasons why i shouldn’t just turn into a slug right now  ’ ‘  are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch  ’ ‘  dear soulmate, where the fuck are you  ’ ‘  i’m so easily revitalized by small, loving gestures  ’ ‘  i dont know what im feeling but there is a lot of it  ’ ‘  let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me  ’ ‘  you ever just sit back and think like… yo… i really don’t care  ’ ‘  im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face  ’ ‘  what if mike was short for micycle  ’ ‘  hey fellow regular kids what’s up  ’ ‘  if u ever called me pretty i love you. ur pretty too  ’ ‘  do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?  ’ ‘  why did we stop building castles? i feel like humanity might live to regret that  ’ ‘  i’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace  ’ ‘  i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me  ’ ‘  i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation  ’ ‘  she is beauty, she is grace, she got her feelings hurt 42 times today  ’ ‘  13 years of school and im still not sure if its ‘grey’ or ‘gray’  ’ ‘  hope u like bad girls because i’m bad at everything  ’ ‘  got a problem with me? kiss me on the lips dude  ’ ‘  too many songs about love. not enough songs about sword fights  ’ ‘  don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again  ’ ‘  i just did a tarot reading… it said ur a bitch  ’ ‘  a good substitute for love and fulfillment? a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell  ’ ‘  i fucked up? idk what you’re referring to but probably  ’ ‘  *in a high-pitched mocking voice* “are you okay?” what the fuck.  ’ ‘  how do u just….. not believe in aliens  ’ ‘  a coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care  ’ ‘  “you’re up early!” jokes on you i didn’t sleep at all and am in between energized and dying  ’ ‘  dont wanna sound like a slut but i really need a hug right now  ’ ‘  casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing  ’ ‘  i have a dozen hearts swirling around my head irl like that isnt a filter its permanent  ’ ‘  i worry about you even when you say you’re fine  ’ ‘  i will never hurt you. i will always stick by your side. i will always try to make you smile  ’ ‘  true love: having to hold back your adorable, violent girlfriend to keep her from straight up murdering a dude  ’ ‘  cute date idea: be nice to me  ’ ‘  im so jealous of people who know what they want to do with their future i dont even know what t.v show to watch next  ’ ‘  me? clingy? yes please don’t leave me  ’ ‘  hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me  ’ ‘  i need someone to lay in bed with me for hours  ’ ‘  dark hannah montana….. show me the worst of both worlds  ’ ‘  someone has to say it: come on eileen is a fucking banger like that shit snaps,, a bop for the century  ’ ‘  roses are red, i’m going to bed  ’ ‘  bless netflix for creating the skip intro button honestly  ’ ‘  they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because i keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it  ’ ‘  i wanna burry my face in someone’s chest right now til i fall asleep and wake up 4 hours later just to find i’m still in their arms  ’ ‘  the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain”  ’ ‘  lately i have been…….dying to be in love…,..and that’s the mood sadly  ’ ‘  not to be ns fw but i’d cry if someone kissed me on the cheek  ’ ‘  sexting? nah. i’m into spexting. spooky texting. ever seen a ghost? hmu.  ’ ‘  not to sound cocky as shit but i’m a fucking good person with a big heart and i deserve a lot more than the shitty hand life has dealt me this far  ’ ‘  i say i love you a lot because i do  ’ ‘  i’m sorry. i can’t come to the phone right now? why? oh. cause i hate talking on the phone please text me instead.  ’ ‘  low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese  ’ ‘  who’s gonna come lay with me in bed and let me wrap my legs and arms around u like a small bear  ’ ‘  youre a coward if youre not on the way to my house right now to give me a kiss  ’ ‘  my personality is like 90% the song i’m currently listening to  ’ ‘  the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself  ’ ‘  no offense @ life but can i have a breath.. a break… some slack…  ’ ‘  the best kind of alcohol is a lot  ’ ‘  911 i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again  ’ ‘  having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch  ’

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@hyliaspower Continued from HERE

Nero quirked an eyebrow at Zelda, her hair a mess, random strands of hair sticking out in every direction, her eyes were slightly bloodshot as well. According to Link and several of the castle servants the lights had been on all night, which made sense when he looked at the melted candles. 

While Nero’s position in the castle was as a mostly unofficial nature, they were still trying to figure out what exactly to do with him, on the one hand he had protected the Princess twice, brushed off mortal injuries like it was nothing, and had begun regularly sparing with Link much to both their enjoyment.

There was talk around that he’d be made a second Knight to watch over the Princess and to fight the Calamity that was coming. Personally he was looking forward to fighting this Ganon.

So when Link wouldn’t stop giving Zelda’s tower worried looks Nero had offered to go check on her, having picked up on Link’s semi-paranoia about being seen less than worthy.

Which is how he now had the Princess pinned to her bed with his spectral hand and looking at the sentence she had ‘written’. He understood it more or less, Zelda having given him a crash course on the Hylian alphabet when it became apparent he could’t read their writing.

“Well points for actually forming a sentence but considering that all the letters are different sizes or misshapen I think my point still stands.” he said turning the paper back to her for her to take another look at.

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“You. Rest. Now.”

“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”

“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”

“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”

“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”

“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”

“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”

“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”

“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”

“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”

“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”

“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”

“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”

“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”

“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”

“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”

“I’ve had no energy for three days.”

“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”

“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”

“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”

“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”

“I went a little overboard sure… but I’m still alive. So shh.”

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hyliaspower‌:

  Zelda tensed a bit when the traveler commented to Nero’s answer. The blonde did shift behind Nero, only to peer over his shoulder. A normal traveler, something she had seen as she secretly went out to the town without her knight.

  But there was something weird. A feeling she had before, when she was at Kara Kara Bazaar. Her fingers twitched when the traveler revealed who they were as her foot shifted back to possibly run.

  Her eyes widen as she reached out to the male, trying to stop the Yiga from harming him. Yet, Nero was not even wincing in the pain. His right arm snapped out and cleared the area of the Yiga as she stared at him.

  Her eyes widen, just frozen in a moment that she couldn’t understand what had happened. Then her voice found her once more.

  “Nero, you’re hurt!” She gasped then squeaked as she instantly covered her mouth. Then she looked away. “You’re bleeding… You… You really need to see the town’s doctor.”

Nero turned towards Zelda, dragging the very confused Yiga with him, and looked at her briefly confused before looking back at the Yiga then down at the blades sticking out of him and a look of understanding crossing his face.

“Oh right, hang on,” he said before grabbing the two Yiga members with his hand and slamming their heads together, dropping them to the ground unconscious.

“Sorry about that,” he said as he began pulling the sickles out of his chest with slight grunts of pain.

“Don’t worry too much about me, I’ve had worse,” he said lifting his shirt to show her. While there was certainly blood his demon physiology was already healing, the marks from the wounds joining a dozen other minor and major scars on his chest.

“Little cuts like those don’t really bother me much,” he said as way of explanation  

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  Lunafreya’s gaze was one of thankfulness as her fingers took his hand gently. She brought the arm closer for her own inspection then gently put her hand on the inner forearm. Closing her eyes, she didn’t really do much until she opened her eyes.

  He was truthful on the matter. It was genetic, in terms of she sensed no Starscourge. Gently letting his arm go, she stepped away from him and pressed a hand to her chest. Then she sighed.

  “I believe you. I just do not understand why something…” She cut herself off then looked to the male. “Tell me what you know about that arm of yours please.”

“Eh I don’t know that much about it to be honest,” he admitted shrugging. “It was normal when I was younger, didn’t get like this til i was older, got cut up fighting a demon and it healed like this,” he explained turning it over.

“Supposedly its a manifestation of my demonic power, one of my ancestors must have gotten it on with a demon at some point.” he didn’t mention his suspicions about who that was. Sanctus had said he’d had the blood of Sparda in him, but from what he’d heard from Dante, an actual son of Sparda, the dark knight hadn’t been the type to sleep around. Dante on the other hand.....

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  “If you have a way that could help us. Then perhaps.” She commented softly then looked down. “But this is something that I cannot ask any person to help, even if they claim they have experience. It’s my duty with my knight.”

  Zelda sighed as she reached up to touch her forehead. Blinking, she glanced to Nero then tilt her head a bit. “How could you help, Nero? Do you have experience with defeating things like this?” The princess asked as she looked at the male questioningly, blinking when someone called out to her.

  Arching a brow, she tensed then gripped the reigns tightly. “I don’t… know that man, Nero. He isn’t a guardsman to the town. Or my Knight nor my Father…” The blonde princess whispered, looking at the male.

Nero nodded to her question, opening his mouth to answer before pausing and turning towards the stranger, glancing back towards Zelda then towards the stranger. 

“Stay behind me,” he said as his left hand rose towards the Red Queen’s hilt and he walked forward.

“Do you have some business with the Princess?” Nero asked, trying to sound official as he looked at what he could only describe as a traveler, nothing special really jumped out at him.... which made him suspicious. A lot of demons disguised as humans did the same trick, making themselves as unnoticeable as possible.

“You aren’t by chance the Princess’s chosen knight are you?” the stranger asked.

“No i’m just filling in for the day,” he answered, his grip on the Red Queen tightening.

“A pity but an opportunity all the same, the Princess is so rarely unguarded,” the stranger said as a snear crossed their face. Suddenly they erupted in a puff of red smoke, two more appearing on Nero’s left and right.

Three figures in what Nero would describe as ‘ninja gear’ appeared, each wielding a sickle and each swung them at Nero, all three digging into him with a brief spray of blood that made the three assassins chuckle..... until Nero’s right arm snapped out, the giant spectral arm knocking the one to his right flying at least 20 feet away.

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astralmessenger‌:

  Lunafreya’s gaze was one of thankfulness as her fingers took his hand gently. She brought the arm closer for her own inspection then gently put her hand on the inner forearm. Closing her eyes, she didn’t really do much until she opened her eyes.

  He was truthful on the matter. It was genetic, in terms of she sensed no Starscourge. Gently letting his arm go, she stepped away from him and pressed a hand to her chest. Then she sighed.

  “I believe you. I just do not understand why something…” She cut herself off then looked to the male. “Tell me what you know about that arm of yours please.”

Nero looked from her to his arm and sighed, turning his arm around. “Not much, it wasn’t always like this,” he turned leaned against a tree, still holding his arm out and turning around.

“Most of my powers come from it, I can store things in it that are... similar in nature to it, and it glows whenever demons are close by.”

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“As I said before LA is and has been a supernatural hotspot for years now…who truly knows how it ended up where it is.” Lucifer nodded at the first part but the last well he wasn’t going to lie.  “I must be honest that time does flow differently in Hell but I will do my best to keep the gate open for you all to get back through…either myself or my sister will be waiting to seal it back up soon as you all emerge. Try to be quick so no nasty ones try to escape.”

“Well in that case probably best we hurry, I don’t want to come back out and go into an old folks home, Kyrie would kill me,” he was only half joking, Kyrie herself might not kill him but she’d probably convince Trish or Lady to do it.

His blue ethereal wings sprouted from his body and he tilted his head at Lucifer. “Race you there?”