Thorne Briar

#dmaublr #ask #merry come get your kid #chamomile you too #i am no babysitter.#(although i do not mind)

SOLOMON NO DONT ITS NOT A NORMAL MAZE GAME ITS NOT-

SPIKE HAD ME PLAY THIS GAME DONT MAKE MY MISTAKES

#dmau #dmaublr #reblog

Hi weird deer lady you TOTALLY NEED to take me to the markets pretty pls and thx

(No I did not take my mamas card and my other mamas phone!!! You're imagining things!!!)

-Hyacinth! (the cool and awesome and powerful and smart one!!!)

Uhm. Sure?

Little one, you are aware you could simply ask me, and I would take you anyways, yes?

I can cover any small trinkets you wish to buy, I can take the card from you.

(and return it to your mother before you make an unwise decision with it)

Hello? Yeah i am at the usual place to sell you the daggers, where are you?

-Charon

Sorry I got a bit held up. I think I see you! :3

(Featuring Charon) @myownwasteland

myownwasteland

Oh? Oh yeah i think i can see you too-

Say now, i hope you brought the goods, i have mime here, the daggers you were interested in

Oh yeah for sure for sure! You take tap pay right?

myownwasteland

Oh yeah, sure sure, let me one second-

What- what the hell is that.

Is that a fucking McDonald's card-

myownwasteland

(Charon's drawing credits- @amimuu)

Yeah this is my credit card. I thought you said you take credit.

Hello? Yeah i am at the usual place to sell you the daggers, where are you?

-Charon

Sorry I got a bit held up. I think I see you! :3

(Featuring Charon) @myownwasteland

What is the deal with mortals on the internet being obsessed with feet?

I do not understand.

#dmaublr #thorne speaks #reblog

Immortals, too.

Solomon.

What is the deal with mortals on the internet being obsessed with feet?

I do not understand.

#dmaublr #thorne speaks #reblog

Immortals, too.

Solomon.

What is the deal with mortals on the internet being obsessed with feet?

I do not understand.

#dmaublr #thorne speaks

*crunching on ur bottle of cold medicine*

*throws brick at ur medicine cabinet*

SOLOMON!!

GET OUT!

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE BRICKS??

Gay homosexual gay gay

-Charon

Get out.

Hey where'd all the alcohol in the med tent go? - Seventeen

Ugh. My idiot goat brother was seen with unlabeled bottles of alcohol not supplied by the bartender.

Hopefully that says enough.

merryposting

My new phone has a super awesome camera built in! So cool right? ::D

Mortality, something so fickle, yet something you came from. How does it feel to know life is slowly leaving your body?

That aside, your medical text books are ready for pick up, also your weekly sparing was moved to Tuesday.

Kind regards, Mr. Strages

Akida, I'd like to tell you this is not normal for social media, you need to ask more... normal questions. "Icebreakers" and such.

However, to answer, life is precious, and I know that I should enjoy every second of it, for I do not know when I will reunite with my family. That does not mean I will not fight for it as long as I am able.

Thank you, I was looking forward to reading those texts again.

Also, Tuesday isn't the best day unless its a quick spar. I have plans with Mio that day.

- Your faithful student, Thorne

lord-beelzy

Your ways of chaos are barbaric and crude, I loathe at the days I once uttered your name in prayer.

Sincerely,

-Chamomile

You never would’ve left if it weren’t for your little moth project. Hey, your girlfriend stayed ;)

...

Yeah sorry about that.

Charon and i had to share the same account due to "unexpected issues" Let's say this pirate owns me a new phone or way to communicate-

HEY YOU WERE THE ONE THAT ATTACKED ME-

Shut up, anyways, sorry for the interruption, Head Disciple.

I wish you luck with your deeds and that-

THAT IS MY PHONE

-Zatz/Charon

Ah, I see.

Thank you for the clarification, Zatz.

I wish you luck dealing with... Him.

Hello, dear sister.

I've come to ask if you wish to spar with me. My disciples are very skilled, but I wish for more of a fair fight.

Whichever weapon you wish to weild, I shall supply for you.

Kindest regards,

Safari

Dear Safari,

I would love to! I could never turn down a fight with one of my favourite siblings!

Perhaps you are tired of me putting your disciples face-first into the sand?

(Don't worry, I am simply teasing.)

This time I think I will use a scythe if you can offer it. For no reason, of course!

- Thorne

lord-beelzy

Rate the fit 💯💯💯

"one-ear-deer"

Well i gotta admit you must be given points for tying that in the social media Thorne- Hey! What are you doing-

Oh sorry for that, i have to go see ya later!-

-Charon/Zatz

-alz, by some reason the @ for my side blog doesn't work so, damn.

Charon! Of course you're on here too-

I wasn't quite sure what to have as my "username" so I hoped this would suffice.

Zatz, you should find better company, Charon isn't the best to be around.