One Hell of a God

Name's Hades, you've probably heard of me. Attractive and terrifying Lord of the Underworld, tried to kill Hercules, blah blah blah. Details. Who needs em, right?

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Shenanigans with Death

Mickey was enjoying some peace and quiet, finally having gotten the twins to fall asleep for naptime.  And as such he could be found lounging on his couch and enjoying a nice cool glass of orange juice as the sun brought some warmth into his living room.  Positively a perfect day if you asked him.

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If there was one thing Hades was good at, it was ruining perfect days.

“Listen, Mouse,” the god says without preamble as he appears only a few feet away, “I’ve got an issue that needs fixing and you seem like the one for the job. In fact, don’t even ask any questions, it’ll make it ten times easier on both of us.”

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     “The stars are dancing more beautifully than usual tonight, wouldn’t y’ agree?”

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“It’s not often I get to see them in the first place,” Hades grumbles, but looks skyward, “Regardless, I’m inclined to agree.”

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Mouse Trap || Hades and Mickey

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Mickey looked around nervously. “M-Maleficent.” He said, nearly cringing at saying it out loud and looking very panicked afterwards as if she’d appear right then and there. After a few tense seconds he relaxed a little. “I-I got her real mad at me. It-it wasn’t my fault! N-not really!”

Ah, Maleficent. Queen of Darkness, eternally beautiful and terrifying. Hades could think about that fairy for days. But that wasn’t the point here.

“Listen, Mouse,” Hades replies coolly, “There isn’t anyone who hasn’t made that gorgeous creature angry at least once. Myself included. I’m not gonna drag you down to the Underworld just for pissin’ off Tall Dark and Terrifying here, okay?”

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Mouse Trap || Hades and Mickey

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“W-well, I..” Mickey said twisting the tip of his tail and looking away nervously. “I-I know you’re kinda close ta certain other villains and-and I thought maybe ya heard about s-somethin-It doesn’t matter though.” He said rushing out the last bit.

Well, this ought to be good.

“Other villains, huh?” Hades manages a short laugh at that, “And just which one of my cohorts did you anger enough to think I’d come after you, Mouse?”

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Mouse Trap || Hades and Mickey

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smalladventurer:

Mickey nearly squeaked when he heard the god yell his name and all but cowered behind a nearby table.  Wait he was talking about the penguins? The mouse poked his head up timidly, much more timidly than used to be normal. “Y-ya mean, you’re not here c-cause of…..n-nevermind. Th-the penguins are hard workers, b-but if ya like I could get somebody t-taller ta wait your table?”

“Do you think they’d stack?” Hades muses, before squinting at the mouse in mild confusion. “Wait, what did you think I was here for, Mouse? As far as I know I hadn’t made any deals with you.”

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“And that’s not my fault!” Hans countered, quickly folding his arms. “I was assassinated by someone hired by one of my brothers but I have unfinished business back there. There has to be something you can do right?”

“No can do, Princey,” Hades replies, leaning against his throne in a rather bored manner, “Dead is dead, and you, my friend, are just as dead as it gets. No refunds, no exchanges.” He glances up at him, before smirking and leaning forward.

“Unless, of course-- there’s something in it for me.”

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Mouse Trap || Hades and Mickey

Hades was absolutely going to kick one of those penguin waiters if they didn’t stop getting caught in his robes, Cronus damn it. Or maybe light them on fire. Who knew? He’d think of a good threat eventually.

“Mouse!” He yells, finally catching sight of Mickey. He nudges a waiter out of the way with his foot, making his way over.

“Listen, I know you’ve gotta keep the business running and all that, but does it have to involve so many tiny things underfoot? Come on, this is just a lawsuit waiting to happen, my friend.”

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“Would you listen to me? This is serious!”

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“Listen, Sideburns,” Hades deadpans, “You can’t get more serious than dead.”

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“You’re really starting to annoy me, kid. Get to the point, yeah?”

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"Ah, Hades, how are things in your underworld?"

“Cherny, my friend, it’s been a while.”

“Things are great. And by great I mean dead, but hey, can’t expect the dearly departed to liven up the place, ya know?”

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Chernabog’s eyes narrowed slightly. 

“What did you call me?”

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“It’s called a nickname, pal.”

“I mean, your name is a bit of a mouthful.”

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"Ah, Hades, how are things in your underworld?"

“Cherny, my friend, it’s been a while.”

“Things are great. And by great I mean dead, but hey, can’t expect the dearly departed to liven up the place, ya know?”

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"Ah Hades, it has been a while since I last saw you."

“Maleficent, baby!” Hades takes her hand and kisses it with all the flourish of a god, “It’s been too long since I’ve seen a creature of your malevolence and beauty, my dear,” he grins.

“Tell me you’ve got something good going on up here-- I didn’t just make the trip to the Land of the Living for nothing, you know. I want some fun, if you catch my meaning.”

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