I really like char-siu fan.

I can speak more that one language. BOO-YAH.

[fomysquad]

Rip bro #MalcolmEvans 🙏🏾😢

#BlackLivesMatter #Racism #AmeriKKKa #US #StayWoke

[smashervass]

So she shot him cause he had friends near his car?

[mogifire]

has anyone seen that lady since?

[thisisfoxx]

“Did I stutter?”

[immaatekkyaaovaa]

[bedcorpse]

reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

[fiyhi]

11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet

[bedcorpse]

this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god

[thecarrisonfiles]

Awwwww

[where-are-your-source-citations]

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

[madlori]

When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn’t down with what they were asking. But he just said, “I don’t know, this wardrobe…don’t you have anything mesh that I could wear?”

[losethehours]

When he was filming “Witness” he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it’s own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.

My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.

And he paid rent to live there the entire time.

[loudmouthed-deactivated20140204]

got a masters degree in being ignored

[theproblematicblogger]

Twitter is fun

[snnzzz]

[niqabisinparis]

y'all need GOD

[tastefullyoffensive]

Batcat (via theblessedone)

[sexemulators]

[bravelittlepixel]

[victorious]

[dope-ethiopian]

Legendary

[moonnriver]

Ideal date: laying in ur bed showing u all my favorite songs

[one1eight8nine9]

Me: *picks up cat* Explain to me why you're so cute.

Cat: :3

Me: Interesting...

[weloveshortvideos]

[editoress]

“SIT LIKE A LADY”

“NO”

[looking-for-noor]

“That kiss, I did it after hesitating like a thousand times”

[funnystories]

funny story

oh god okay so about a year ago dumbass 19 year old me had to call the apple store to see how much my phone would be worth if i traded it in there and the lady on the phone was really nice and started asking a couple questions about like what type of phone was it and everything and finally she goes “and who’s your carrier?” and tbh i’m not sure why i said it i guess i was confused af or something and i instantly go “my mom” and suddenly there’s silence on the phone for about 5 seconds and she BURSTS out laughing and i’m like omg what did i do and struggling to stop laughing she goes “i meant your cell phone carrier” and long story short when we finally hung up she was still laughing when she told me to have a nice day. my roommate never lets me live it down