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muddlemore

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

akhalinmochroi

Luanne: s urprise

Bobby: VLEH

Luanne: Surprihihissee

Bobble: V̵̧͓̱͈͖̠̯͓̳̖̔̽͊̏͒͜͝Ļ̴͕͉̮̯̩̯̫̟̖̭̳͔̳͔̄̊̈͂E̸̢̟̤̲͍͂͝ͅAG̵͓͖̳̙̪̩͙͇̼͎̫̬̻͇̘͐̍͆̈̎̈́̌͑H̶̫̗̱̼̩̮̥̾́͑

microwavethemicrowave

Mood

rantandrave

KILL ALL HIPSTERS

demilypyro

i don't MIND the version of Kamala in Tokon being depicted as kind of a rookie because compared to characters like Spider-Man and Iron Man yeah she hasn't been around as long but like. in the comics she's been around for quite a while by now. i mean it's been 13 years. she was an Avenger, she led the Champions, plus she's college age by now.... and to the teams she's been in she was often the dependable moral compass, if not outright the leader. she's to the younger heroes what Captain America was to the Avengers, or Cyclops to the X-Men. so it feels a bit weird to me to have her in Tokon as the young and starry-eyed genki girl..... i get it but i do wish we got a little more of that strong and smart "leader" Ms. Marvel. instead she feels a bit too childish to me. the kid-friendly all-ages hero who's always peppy. idk. i should just be happy that she's in and has her original powers.

greatwyrmgold

Comic book adaptations always ensnare their protagonists in the first stage of their character arcs, because that's what all the other adaptations do, so it becomes The Standard Status Quo.

It's like how Peter Parker is always in high school. Except that Spider-Man is popular enough that there are adaptations where he's college-age or older, either because that specific adaptation ran long enough that he graduated or because the writers convinced Marvel to let them try something new. Ms Marvel doesn't get that, because she's new (relatively speaking) and less popular among the white boys that Marvel assumes are their core demographic. For some reason.

demilypyro

thing is, even at the start, Kamala was never really this peppy... she was always a pretty serious person with a grounded outlook. kinda feels like they just made her act more upbeat for the cute factor.

rantandrave

WE TAKIN DA DISPLAY CASE YO!!!!

anphivenas

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

cheddar-baby

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

anphivenas

He strutted his shit kinda

ispyspookymansion

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

local-demon-in-your-area

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

bambasbatenthusiat

@tunathena

nyanbinary-perineum

I have the worst phrase stuck in my head that I couldn't bring myself to reblog since it was on a post with additional more personal thoughts and was simply a jokey extension but holy shit

cocky want bounce bounce.

sunfortune

crying

ardentguilt

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

german-milfs

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

baronvonwhimsy

Me: “Man my life sucks right now”

Toby ‘Radiation’ Fox: Transgender Plural Miku Cat Girl Selfcest Yuri

Me: “… oh shit for real?”

tricky tony strikes again

oneman-wolfpackk

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

90000000bc

the-punforgiven

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

the-punforgiven

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

the-punforgiven

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

the-punforgiven

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

the-punforgiven

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

rathayibacter

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.