Another blog of Rena's(Kinyfortheyanderes)! My work here isn't solely Yandere stuff as I would like to branch out but I will still write about it if you all want me to!
I need suggestions! I don’t use Spotify anymore (ugh morals, yet still I use Amazon ugh capitalism)
Im thinking about making a continuation on how your romantic relationship starts. So maybe some songs along those lines (that fit what I mentioned in my headcannons? )
Just trying to see how I can feed this community’s beast that is our mutual lust for this man
Also the song just might be used to get my mind in the mood for making something obscene.
Sorry to clog the x reader tag! I’ll delete this post after I get enough recs and make my next fic.
This is going to be short, but there is so little for him so maybe this makes someone start thinking! Also this is split into pre and post Luffy. While he might love you, Luffy is his captain and the most influential figure in his life lol
Warning: IRL I personally would not really trust someone who treated me like a dick and then switched up, but this is fiction, and he has actually changed for the better. So I give it a pass! Please keep realistic expectations for relationships, live a happy and healthy life!
Pre-Luffy
The type to lead you into bad decisions.
The type to also make bad decisions that hurt you. Either he tries to pickpocket from you, brushes you off & berates you when after you offer him help having noticed his skittish nature, or knocks you over while trying to run from the marines.
This happens frequently.
Just overall dickish, standoffish, but too dumb to effectively be malicious.
However that doesn’t mean he doesn’t notice you, in fact that might be the reason he ‘bumps’ into you all the time.
He sees how beautiful, how kind and well put together you are. It makes him look in the mirror and question if he could ever match that. If he could ever be good enough for you, and it makes him mad that the first answer that comes to his mind is "No"
Probably also once dine and dashes you, in this scenario I think you are pretty well off so it doesn’t impact you. You probably would have done so already, but he was just so scared to see your face when he said he couldn’t pay (again not that you would have asked him, unlike him you have some intuition).
During that date he would probably be a filthy flirt or regale you with tales of how famous he is.
Probably even reaches a finger over the tables and gives your hair a twirl or adjustment. Or even just pokes your nose.
Inside he is dying, wtf is he doing. Bart. WTF are we doing?
Says he needs to go freshen up halfway through dessert then escapes through the bathroom window.
Post-Luffy
Still the type to lead you into bad decisions but this time with a smile and optimism
Now he has a goal and realized he could choose what he wants to do with his life. He realizes he wants to treat you better. He was such an asshole earlier. Before he could love you, he first had to learn to love himself.
He sits you down to apologize for each bad and inconsiderate thing he’s done to you. He explains why he did it, the feelings and history he has that influenced the choices he made. He doesn’t confess, other than saying he admires you, nor expects acceptance, or forgiveness.
You realize despite his dumb assholery, he was pretty harmless, and since the shift from meeting Luffy, you fall in love with his re-found boyish wonder.
Most likely you join up with him as he starts tailing Luffy in his adventures.
Bartolomeo wasn’t the only one Luffy inspired. If he could change a scared, lashing out person like Bartolomeo, he could change the world. You join ready to be a part of the new wave of piracy.
Eventually the two of you do get into a relationship. His dumb optimism and love of life shows that even you can think a little more positively and be more open to change.
Overall very himbo without a cause that finds a cause and then find some lovin
Smoker X New Marine!Reader (OPLA leaning) Headcannons
Foreword: It's been 2 1/2 years since I've written fan fic, and 2 hours since I've last consumed it. Let's give back to the community in this DROUGHT! I NEED MORE!!! Feed me, Seymour!
Warning: Don't screw your coworkers or boss, possessive themes at the end.
This is a WIP but I know there are horny’s out there like me with dumb brains that need outlined scenarios to get going. I was just barely able to bang two rocks together hard enough to pump this out. Credit to the person who made the gif! Click on it to see the others, yummy.
How you meet
At first would act tough and gruff to you like his intro scene when he gets off his Billower Bike. In fact I actually want to say that’s when you first meet in this scenario.
His eyes, after scanning the initial group of reprimanded marines, sees you standing slightly to the side organizing paperwork in preparation for the new pirate for intake.
He was staring at you for a bit (up and down discretely might I add), wondering when you’d finish and acknowledge him.
He disguises his gaze as if he’s about to verbally dress down a soldier due to them failing to meet standards like he did to the one earlier.
Not true in your case. At most you could say you are extra alert if not skittish. The Smoker had come back to base after all with a very wanted pirate in tow. You wanted to demonstrate you were capable, trustworthy, and of more than enough quality climb the ranks doing good along the way.
You did and he probably caught you even staring for a HALF of a second at his abs (who wouldn’t there are out there and oiled - evidence in his battle with miss thursday)
Only slightly quieter in tone from the comment he gave initial marine group but equally biting, “You should be staring at the pirate and not me, Marine”
Ironic as he was staring at you for longer.
“You are coming with me. Don’t you know Tashigi?” Complete bullshit guess on his part which luckily turned out to be right despite your new arrival. She happened to be very friendly with other marines, helping them acclimate to Loguetown despite her wanting more for herself.
From that point on he’d start looking after you like he does with her, if not more… personally
Smoker-isms
Occasionally he’ll use his smoke to rush up on you and spook you. Light gaslighting you into thinking you weren’t paying attention and were unaware of your surroundings. He just wanted to see you flustered and caught off guard.
I feel like he is a bit of a stoic tease. He expects to remain stoic while he wants you embarrassed/wanting more. He won’t outright cross the subordinate/boss relational line, he wants YOU to. Doesn’t want the burden of thinking that he forced you into this relationship.
He will damn near drive you up a wall though until you confess.
Constantly requiring you to be around him for patrols and missions. Actually doesn’t like pawning you off with other admiral’s “trainees”. While he doesn’t see Helmeppo and Koby as competition per say, he doesn’t want to risk them getting any ideas, or for you to get any.
A bit possessive in the sense “This is my girl/partner”. He has to protect you and look out for your best interests.
One way or another, he will eventually get you to light his cigars for him. He will NEVER say that he wants it because of the domesticity of it, he will play it off like he lost his lighter and it’s on YOU to always hold onto a backup.
Won’t happen in public, though maybe in a hidden corner, would start happening before the two of you get into a relationship.
Would use his smoke to tug on your jacket if you ever go in the wrong direction. He might not be within arms length at first in your relationship, but he always wants to be alert about your surroundings and keep you nearby.
Will take you on the billower bike, will totally try to act cool on the billower bike (but also how is he not impacted by the seawater if it splashes on him? Also just found out he uses his feet as like a steam engine for the feet wheels lol)
If you accidentally get your uniform damaged during training, day to day work, or combat while under his ‘care’ he will give you berries for a replacement (though he doesn’t do that for others) and says “Buy better gear, Marine. I expect to see it by tomorrow.”
How you get together
After drinking in the tavern together, where the sexual tension just consumes you and you end up going a little feral.
“Easy there, I’ll give you exactly what you need”
Or after one of the two of you rescue each other, could be from a kidnapping or from a bad situation either of you suddenly got caught in.
It makes the two of you realize the feelings that are coursing through weren’t out of friendship or just lust, there is also a very serious love there that binds the two of you together.
“You’ll never spend another day not knowing that I love you.” Say it again please “I just said it, twerp…” followed by a kiss
The sincere emotions immediately bricked back up lol, but they come out in the night, in little mundane moments where the affection is clear by the twinkle in his eye as he looks to you.
Differences from Manga/Anime Smoker
Seems a bit younger, a bit more, not comedic but willing to allow for witty jokes. Still hardened but has a little more growing to do as compared to the pre time skip smoker of the Manga.
I think the key difference is that the OPLA smoker knows he is sexy. Like he is super hot, he knows he is… smoking… hot. He is more willing to use it to his advantage unlike manga Smoker who would be oblivious/questioning why you are into an older man like him.
He leans over you to look at files, allowing the warmth of his uncovered stomach to radiate onto you.
Will do that one arm over your head lean as well but to the side of you. Like way more than would seem possible. Still allowing you an exit, making it seem nonchalant, but still being such a domineering, intensive, presence that makes you forget what he wanted you to show him.
🦖 Could I request some HCs on how devil fruits would affect the user’s sex lives? :o this is so vague but it’s so interesting to consider that I wanted to hear your opinions, haha
Warning: in-depth analysis of all the naturalistic filth that comes along in the topic of a human body and sexual encounters + freakishly long-ass post that includes most of the currently known devil fruits
Logia Types
Hie Hie no Mi (Kuzan)
❄️ since he’s such a chilly guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), he’d certainly use his abilities to cool down the temperature of his body during any sexual encounter - Kuzan doesn’t really like all the heat and sweat that is produced during the steamy see what I did here? hilarious times in between him and his current lover
❄️ if his partner’s vagina is sore because of reasons varying from physical injuries to hardcore love-making, he’s the perfect guy to come up with a quick solution - a chilly, smooth dildo of his own making to ease out the pain pretty much torpedoes the problem
Goro Goro no Mi (Enel)
⚡️ this one’s a little tricky; since he can transform himself into pure electricity, he’d have to keep that in mind at all times, especially when reaching his climax - so that he wouldn’t electrocute his lover from too much excitement
⚡️ if he’s an extreme sucker for kinkplays, he could use the tiniest bit of his powers to either stimulate his partner or punish them for disobedience of any kind, provided they’re into it as well
⚡️ given that Enel can also use his skills to listen to the electrical sound waves in the air, he’d have an incredibly detailed perception of how his lover reacts to particular sex positions, angles of his thrusts and so on i honestly don’t know what to do with this information
Very specific NSFW headcannon of Charlotte Katakuri eating you out
This is a hill I will die on(you will too, just you wait)
Since we already established just how big Katakuri is down there and that a lot of foreplay is needed before the act, we need to establish that Katakuri loves eating your pussy
But here is where my really specific headcannon kicks in
He sings a little song while he does it. It is literally just like the doughnut song(if it ain’t broke don’t fix it).
He sings it to himself very, very quietly and the only reason you know he does it is because of the vibrations from him singing
Also no doubt at the beginning of each eating out session he be lying on his back while you ride his face. This lasts until your body gives out from how many times you’ve came
“Oh, pussy! So delicious, pussy! Delicious little hole, pussy! With you, I eat pussy! Lying on my back. I eat pussy! A forbidden pleasure, a sense of pride and... Pussy!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z83btgB_F4w
Literally just, if not more, happy as when he eats doughnuts.
Just general yandere headcanons for Katakuri because why not? Perhaps some NSFW if possible 👁️👁️.
HOLY SHIT YES
Charlotte Katakuri Yandere Thoughtboard
He isn’t as possessive as he is protective(/I will kill you if you look at them in a dirty way). You can go around town and not have Katakuri with you—I mean, he is usually on a mission for Big Mom after all—but this ‘luxury’ is only because everyone knows that you are his.
If there was a dumb enough person that actually tried to make a move on you in his absence he will display the typical ‘Charlotte’ behavior of cruelty. It’s not even a fucking understatement that the offender would be literal mush by the time he is done with them. Remember his fight with Luffy? A normal bodied person would have had their head bashed in after TWO of Katakuri’s punches.
Katakuri is similar to Beast from the Beauty and the Beast, He loves you but he doesn’t really know how to show it to you other than petting you or gifting you things like sweets, jewelry or clothes.
Katakuri is a 10000% going to push Big Mom into getting her approval/help on having an arranged marriage between the two of you. If you have a certain devil fruit, a princess/prince of a kingdom, have Conquerors Haki(definitely this as it is inherited), a part of a rare/unique race, or even that you have a certain special feature like(I shit you not) a ton of freckles.
Holy shit if Big Mom actually agrees Katakuri is going to lose his shit internally. He is over the moon. Like he went into a different galaxy.
Of course being the perfect man he can’t outwardly show it, well at least not much. Expect more dates he takes you shopping while he watches on, you take meriendas with him, riding on his shoulder while he walks around(let’s be real, even human standard ‘tall’ girls are like toddlers to Katakuri—I will literally fight to death on this point, no matter how heavy or how tall, Katakuri WILL carry you
Another scenario would be if you didn’t agree to marriage
Well you can’t really decline a Charlotte proposal
If Katakuri wants you, he will get you.
Brûlée will totally help her big brother in kidnapping you, imagine what happened in episode 844 in which Katakuri came out of the 1000 sunny’s mirror. You, nor your family, will have seen it coming, so Katakuri will most definitely use your safety as a way to blackmail into making your family agree to the marriage.
Don’t expect any sympathy from the Charlotte Family for your pitiful situation
I did the maths(NSFW)
Katakuri loves you, so he obviously doesn’t want to break you.
Let’s get mathematical here
Average male height is 174 cm(5′ 9), average penis length is 13.12(5.16), scaling that up to Katakuri’s height, 503 cm, is a whooping 37.6 cm(14.8).
That’s not enough. Katakuri screams big penis to height ratio big dick energy, so I’d say he’d be an 8 incher if he was normal height.
But he ain’t normal height
So back to the calculator
Factoring in his big dick energy
Katakuri is sporting a fucking giant whale of a penis
58.27 cm, or for my freedom unit lovers, 22.83 inches
You are fucked.
NSFW
Katakuri can’t not play it safe. He needs you with him all the way. Whether you like it or not. You will like it.
Foreplay is king in this household, so you’re going to be on your back getting eaten out for at least ~30 min plus. On top of general heavy petting, kissing and teasing, bringing the timer up to about an hour and a half of foreplay alone.
(See my Katakuri eating out song headcannon because that’s a hill I’ll gladly die on)
First time will definitely take longer as he needs to stretch you out as best he can
Thankfully with you being a literal mess—panting, crying, sweating, and entire body red and ready—both you and your pussy will be ready
Headcannon of Virgin!Katakuri, literally un-debatable. No way in hell would he have shown weakness in body by doing a one night stand or something. Nor would he have had girlfriends(too much of a weakness)
Now that can change with you!
So first time will be a little bit shorter but holy hell will he make up for it in the next days session
Katakuri cannot get enough of you. Being together with you in spirit and mind now is ecstasy of the highest degree. Better than doughnuts.
He will elongate the sessions as much as he can without breaking your mind. Katakuri’s restraint and stamina are unparalleled.
You are, of course, going to be crying mess when its over.
Almost unresponsive as your body and mind are literally filled with Katakuri.
