tired.

29. Licensed Funeral Director & Embalmer. They/Them. Yikes.

[junaip3r]

Good Omens + Parallels

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

GIF credit: @wildsflag

[neil-gaiman]

Hi Neil, I hope you are having a wonderful day.

I wanted to ask about a scene in episode 3. Who came up with the Twitter and Grindr line?

Thank you for the new season, it's amazing, although it broke me and I'm still recovering

That graveyard scene was mine.

[snek-eyes]

Mr. Arnold went back to grab the Doctor Who annual 😄

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

[funkyness]

having a “smart"phone for me is just

*opens the clock app instead of the calculator app*

*opens the calculator instead of the clock*

[blush-and-books]

*opens calendar instead of either of these*

[woozapooza]

#god i love when something that makes me feel stupid all the time just turns out to be a universal experience (via kendallroy)

[sonickitty]

They all start with C, they all deal with numbers, and I always keep them right next to each other because I refuse to help my brain solve this problem

[vaporwavesimulator]

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

[wussy-agitation-deactivated2020]

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

[charlesoberonn]

Ahead of their time

[memewhore]

[skellydun]

????? march ?????? again ??????

[dermrtom]

????? in this economy ?????

[deitycyla]

Happy Valentine’s day!😘

[mlmgods]

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

Shaggy would never say that. This is far more accurate:

[anxietyproblem]

[queeraak]

idk if anyone needs to hear this today, but: if you are a trans dude, the fact that you are a man is a good thing and your existence as a trans man makes the world a better place. it is not a bad thing that you are a man and it’s especially not bad that you are a trans man. the fact that you exist as a man is a great thing and you are amazing. sleep well tonight

[detailedart]

Compilation of Roberto Ferri’s art (details).

[amygdalae]

Uh. bro what's with the diagonal red lines on your face. wait a minute. Oh shit are you anime blushing cuz you're in love w me bro????? Its ok dude u can tell me

[corpish]

I’m naked & bored

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Adam and Eve before they ate the apple

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT