One Corner of a Galaxy

Peyton, 18, US, INTJ "But this is one corner of one country, in one continent, on one planet that’s a corner of a galaxy that’s a corner of a universe that is forever growing and shrinking and creating and destroying, and never remaining the same for a single millisecond. And there is so much, so much, to see."

[thexfiles]

me: has had 2 good days in a row

my brain: It’s Time

me: for what

my brain: It’s Time

[sparrow-va]

you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETT–

[ask-cloud-skipper]

Bruuuhhh 😭😭😭

Jooooeeeee!!!

[chokesngags]

Lmao it’s even wilder in video holy shit 😂

[handsyouaclementineslice]

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

[littorallbones]

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

[didyousaymaraudersormurder]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

[fag]

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation

[unclefather]

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators

[enoughtohold]

thanks duolingo but i know that one

[gaycarlos-deactivated20240412]

Why does my AP psych textbook sound like a fuckinf Tumblr shit post

[j4xxx]

“Then I saw three impure spirits that looked like frogs; they came out of the mouth of the dragon, out of the mouth of the beast and out of the mouth of the false prophet.” Revelation 16:13

[kelssiel]

this explains all of 2016

memes unleashed the fucking apocalypse

[fatjovan-deactivated20131125]

[xlec]

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

[wangdude2006]

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

[xlec]

[xlec]

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

[evancl]

SNATCHED

[mitski-miyawakis]

story time.

[beyondplusultra]

the look in your eyes is what gets me.

[inkskinned]

i hate the first day “let’s all say a cool fact about ourselves” bc the minute that shit starts up i am no longer even on the same astral plane. i’m panicking. sure i’m smiling at the other people talking but i have tuned everything out while my brain scrambles around screaming, trying to find something remotely interesting about me so i can mumble something that isn’t “my name is raquel and if i got hit by a car i honestly wouldn’t complain”

[humanobastardo]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

fuck this ain’t even my language but im still picking up what it’s putting down and u know what ? relatable

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines

like, grass goes in, fast comes out

most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil

and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass

[dreg-heap]

Are you ok

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for newpussycat

[pherae-moved-deactivated2016122]

what’s newpussycat

[dicksoutsuggestion]

WHOA WHOA OOOHH

[a6]

my fav pokemon go thing is when ur gps is recalibrating and ur avatar realizes its Not at Fuckass All in the right spot and it usain bolts 2 the correct location