OneDeadAardvark

1,001 ways to kill an aardvark with an oboe. Weirdness and oddity on the daily.

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Love this #gsdofinstagram #funinthesun #doggosbeingdoggos borrowed from @davidwelch5 https://www.instagram.com/p/CHbiqTJFS9-/?igshid=172xsatpj9jvk

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Holy shit! My #bloodsugarlevel is only 104! Finally within tolerances for the first time since my diagnosis! #yay #type2diabetes #kickinthisdisease🎗 https://www.instagram.com/p/CHaoiVvFYmd/?igshid=npb7sybofrn1

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Here you go, @marissasmiles95 #scienceisreal https://www.instagram.com/p/CE-5VSMFOxC/?igshid=sgg7sfk6y55f

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“There. His Majesty can now read my name without glasses. And he can double the reward on my head.” - John Hancock, after signing the Declaration of Independence in large print #johnhancock #declarationofindependence #americanrevolution https://www.instagram.com/p/CE2X5NilSyo/?igshid=1fawe68f7lklq

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“OMG! He went to Charmin!” #whatwomenwant #dankmemes #memesdaily #covid19 #funnymemes https://www.instagram.com/p/B-RC0y_liGf/?igshid=usycjmp59x1q

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“I said, ‘Alexa, what do women want?’ The damn thing has not shut up for the last three days!” #whatwomenwant #dankmemes #memesdaily #womenvsmen #funnymemes https://www.instagram.com/p/B-BNeFElGal/?igshid=15lkmj2n06nz5

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“The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.” #dostoevsky #crimeandpunishment #wisdom #fyodordostoyevsky #nofilter https://www.instagram.com/p/B9Zxd05FuId/?igshid=w49t7k75c3cd

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“It is a curious thought but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.” #agathachristie #murderontheorientexpress #andthentherewerenone #theabcmurders #thepalehorse https://www.instagram.com/p/B9U0f2YlvKB/?igshid=1tj7l2mg0xe4h

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“Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.” #roalddahl #changetheworld #williewonka #thebfg #jamesandthegiantpeach https://www.instagram.com/p/B9UinNXlcb5/?igshid=1tu4mrlyyirh0

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“The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.” #dantealighieri #dantesinferno #divinecomedy #comedia #inferno #purgatorio #paradiso https://www.instagram.com/p/B9TZ54OFQwG/?igshid=j35ijt1clq7p

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“Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.” #kurtvonnegut #slaughterhousefive #deadeyedick #whilemortalssleep #godblessyoudrkevorkian https://www.instagram.com/p/B9TEpaXFGy7/?igshid=19rtsnmlef5z9

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“Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind.” #nathanielhawthorne #thescarletletter #time #hawthornequotes #nofilter https://www.instagram.com/p/B9S2XihlBYh/?igshid=utkfoghxp5s3

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“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” #josephconrad #heartofdarkness #apocalypsenow #beingawoman #men https://www.instagram.com/p/B9ST5MIlS-0/?igshid=13w63bi33i48i

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“Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.” #hgwells #waroftheworlds #jelousy #drmoreau #timemachine https://www.instagram.com/p/B9PRMrcFU1m/?igshid=w45gfzmqyq44

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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” #jrrtolkein #thehobbit #lordoftherings #dragons #lotr https://www.instagram.com/p/B9Ljb64F_eV/?igshid=1cppm1v2phyf6

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“Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.” #johnsteinbeck #mankind #thegrapesofwrath #ofmiceandmen #commonsenseaintsocommon https://www.instagram.com/p/B9KNB2dl9My/?igshid=19zyo5xzf90m7

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“I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.” #edgarallanpoe #confidence #funny #theraven #thetelltaleheart https://www.instagram.com/p/B9JUxAuFfTn/?igshid=16m9xniguyjm7