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Sherlock to John...
Queer Eye: Johnlock Edition
Description: John is Not Gay, Sherlock is Married to his Work. Itâs been years and years, and Molly is fed up with her clueless friends. She nominates John for the new season of Netflixâs âQueer Eyeâ, and asks the Fab Five to not only renew his closet, but drag the man out of it.
Review: The fab five descend upon Baker Street! If you are already a fan of queer eye you will enjoy this fic a lot more than I did cause I had to look up the names of the fab five! But I still had a lot of fun reading this, I loved an in-story person talking about how gay Sherlock is the same way we in the fandom do. Really funny, a joy to read. My favorite line was when Karamo describes Sherlock as a âgorgeously ageing twink.â
Rating: Teen and up
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Steph, I've had a bad day and am very annoyed. Any therapeutic fics to help me wind down? Maybe something with a massive fight and everything is made up and forgiven afterwards? Or perhaps some fluff. You're a wonder, thank you for all your lists <3
HI Nonny!
Iâm stuck at work right now so I donât have immediate access to my sorted lists, so let me rec you my fluff fic lists Iâve done in the past! Hereâs an updated list from my Fic Recs page which I copy-pasted from :P
Chapstick and Lipstick
Funny and Fluffy Stories
The Speckled Blonde / BedSharing
BedSharing Pt. 2 and Insecure Sherlock
Bed Sharing Pt. 3
Tooth Rotting Fluff
Hugs & Cuddles and Tooth-Rotting Fluff (Pt. 2)
Hugs & Cuddles Pt. 2 / Tooth-Rotting Fluff Pt. 3 / Est. Relationship Pt. 2
Tooth Rotting Fluff Pt. 4
Platonics and Domestics
Pet Names
Platonics & Domestics Pt 2 / Hugs, Cuddles & Kisses Pt. 3 / Tooth Rotting Fluff Pt. 4 / Love Confessions, Slow Burn & Dev. Rel. Pt. 2 / Established Relationship Pt. 3
Love Confessions Pt. 3
Hugs, Cuddles & Kisses Pt. 4
Also, I think you might like my Angsty Fluff list too, since youâre looking for a bit of Angst too :) Ooo! Also my Angst With a Happy Ending list too! <3
I hope those will suffice for you tonight! <3
My fic rec summary for Feb â19!
Just to Make Sure by addicted2hugh
TBB fix it. John doesnât give up so easily after Sherlock announces himself married to his work and tells Sebastian Wilkes that he and Sherlock are together in order to stop his bullying.~12k
The Party by bookjunkiecat
In the days leading up to their annual Christmas Eve party, John struggles with his work-life balance. ~8k
Know When Youâve Been Beaten by Breath4Soul
asib fix it. a drugged Sherlock confesses some things about his sexual history and feelings towards John. ~45k
Love, In Five Acts by unicornpoe
Valentineâs Day, teenlock. Somebody is wooing Sherlock Holmesâonly he doesnât think itâs the person he wants it to be. ~4k
Many Happy Returns by sussexbound (SamanthaLenore)
Tomorrow Sherlock turns 46. He doesnât like celebrating birthdays, but John canât forget. John loves Sherlock. (Love confessions and co-bathing). ~6k
The Romance Was There by apliddell
Christmas. In which Sherlock reveals his merits as a housekeeper, and a few other things, too. ~4k
In My Heart There Is Only You by Thorntonsheart
HLV / S3 fix it. After Mary shoots Sherlock, John joins him in an united front against her. ~85k
Valentine Hopes by BookGirlWithLove
A box of Valentine cards for Rosieâs class sparks ideas in Sherlock and John - but who will have the courage to act upon them? ~2k
A Shocking Habit by apliddell
John walks in on something that surprises him. Sherlock realises that theyâre approaching a tipping point and has to get them to the other side. ~4k
the sunlight clasps the earth by Laura JV (jacquez)
ACD/Victorian. A good friend will always stab you in the front. ~1k
The Blackbirdâs Song by FinAmour
Points of disappointment in Sherlockâs life, until John comes along. Sherlock and John grow old together. ~2k
Let Go by thisisforyou
Separating Johnâs things from Sherlockâs is like pulling a limpet from a wet rock. Sherlock doesnât want to let go. ~3k
Were Stars to Burn by Chyrse
Two minutes ago John had been thinking he would do anything, to shut Sherlock up, and now like a miracle anything had fallen into his lap. ~13k
Sun Song by Random_Nexus
ACD/Victorian. Watson notices Holmes has been disappearing periodically and not saying anything about it. ~8k
The Way You Know Me by Talvikuningatar
Established relationship. Sherlock worries that Johnâs lack of jealousy means John doesnât love him. John explains why he is wrong. ~2k
With Careful Hands by Laura JV (jacquez)
Star Trek, Vulcan John. John returns to London with his mind irretrievably ruined. Sherlock Holmes just wants someone to go halves on a flat. ~16k
Itâs Cold Outside by Salambo06
John and Sherlock, Christmas night, the heat broke, add some shared body heat and (not so) accidental erections. ~7k
Honorable Mentions
Bee Mine by XxOngakuxX
Itâs Valentineâs Day and Sherlock isnât sure if heâs overstepping his boundaries as a Godfather and best friend. ~2k
Bee in a Tree by suitesamba
First Christmas back in 221B, Sherlock is away for a few days before xmas, John buys a tree on a whim. Parentlock. ~3k
Venom and Sherlock parallels:
âą both have a dysfunctional family - clever, yet end up killing a lot of people.
âą both in love with a short writer.
âą both a bit lost before finding said short writer.
âą both use their intelligence to insult their significant other.
âą both have strange eating habits.
âą both are having to cope with a strong female figure leaving them in one way or another.
âą both end up responsible for a child.
âą both sulk like a child.
âą both massive drama queens.
âą both terrifyingly loyal.
âą both will (have) kill for their friends and family.
âą both donât quite understand social rules/concepts, which require teaching from their partner.
âą both are shockingly honest.
âą both are big softies at heart.
âą both willing to sacrifice their own lives for the ones they love.
âą yet both return from the âdeadâ.
margali: my sweet son kurt is blue and furry and has a tail. his mutation must be looking fucking weird thenÂ
kurt at 16: suddenly starts teleporting on top of all the other shit
margali:Â
ok
Kurt in suits appreciation
I just LOVE when fanfic authors represent Venom as the big softie they are, how they love to watch romcoms, make sure Eddie is okay, how Eddie makes them feel, secretly showing love by small actions and words specially trough their special bond, how they seem shy when it comes to their feelings and the Oval Eyesâą whenever theyâre curious and attentive about whatever Eddie has to say.
The petnames like âloveâ and âdarlingâ, they constantly reminding Eddie that heâs the perfect host for them, that We are Venom because at the end, they are one.
knock knock let the devil in
How about Logan gets caught dressing up this favorite bamf.
omg
The thing Logan found most annoying about the Bamfs - not the pranks, or the stealing his whiskey - it was their nakedness. Because completely naked, smaller versions of his boyfriend could be very distracting. And even though he was pretty sure most of the staff and student body hadnât caught on, Kurt had. And his boyfriend was part demon. So somehow Logan had been caught with a personal assistant. He opened an eye and shot a look at the bamf on the other side of the bedroom, sitting on his drawers, flipping through a book. Logan didnât know if it could read or not, but wasnât going to get angry about it. That bamf may make his life living hell most of the time, but it always paid off in the end. He pulled himself onto his elbows. âHey,â he said, unceremoniously. The bamf jerked, and bamfed backwards on top of the bookshelf, staring down at him suspiciously, which, Logan had to admit, probably wasnât an unreasonable reaction. Logan shifted in the bed and tried to make himself look non-threatening. âCome here,â he demanded in his kindest voice. The bamf gave a once-over, before teleporting next to him curiously. âBamf?â âYou ever worn clothes?â Logan asked. He did need to find a way to lessen Kurtâs power over him. If the bamfs were naked, all that blue skin teasing him, maybe he might be able to get through a week without having to throw Kurt into a closet and beg to be fucked. The bamfâs face scrunched up om confusion and it bamfed to the drawers. It tugged open a drawer and then sat on top of the drawers again as it looked at its contents. Logan slipped out of the bed and pulled out one of Kurtâs shirts, a white long sleeved button-up, and pulled a face. âWorth a try, right?â The bamf made a pleased noise and spread its arms. Logan sighed, wondering how his life became so ridiculous, and helped the bamf into the comically sized top. The bamf snickered and kicked its feet, trying not to step on the shirt as it waved its arms around. Logan couldnât help a chuckle too. âSchatz?âLogan froze, and then turned quickly. âHey darlinâ.â Kurt was leaning against their bedroom doorframe, his tail lazily drawing circles as his eyes twinkled evilly. âHaving fun with my bamf?â The bamf grinned back at him, baring its fangs and giggled, lifting its arms to show off the shirt. âVery nice, my bamf,â Kurt praised as he crossed the room and kissed Logan on the head. âThinking of going into fashion design, Liebling?â Logan glared at him. âPretty sure keeping naked demons in a school is illegal. Iâm just trying to protect myself.â Kurt leant down and bit the top of Loganâs ear. âSo Iâm the bad one here?â he teased. Logan raised an eyebrow, but didnât say anything. Kurt chuckled against his ear. âWell, if youâre done dressing up the bamf, perhaps youâd like to undress me, ja?âLogan snorted as the bamf disappeared. âGuess I could do that.â Fun fact: I honestly donât know if I could ever write top!LoganâŠlike no, heâs definitely a bottom.
Logan: *cranky and gay* Whoâs this?
Kurt Wagner: *a catholic bottom attempting to flirt with Logan* When I was in the circus they called me the incredible Nightcrawler
Logan: *not realizing it heâs flirting* Yeah whatever
theyre like⊠in love
Itâs everything you ever want,
Itâs everything you ever need,
Itâs here, right in front of you,
This is where you wanna beâŠ
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Thank you to @crow821 for allowing me to color such wonderful line art! I tried a different pen for base colors and really loved how it turned out, especially Kurt! ^^
not ONLY does Kurt pop out of the water like heâs a freakin Bond girl or some shit BUT THEY HUG
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
The only way to make a perfect Comic Book Movie is for it to be a five hour long story about Nightcrawler and his husband, Wolverine.Â
do yâthink Kurtâs fur stands on end like a catâs when he gets upset and then no one can take him seriously because heâs even more fluffy than usual and itâs just too cute
Stephen: *carrying Tony bridal-style and talking calmly to him*
Venom: *sprints past them while carrying Eddie over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; theyâre both screaming*