How Reality Ruined Our Lives..

BLOG #1 Hiya! Directioner here, Just wanting to blog and spread the holy love of one direction around to the miserable rest of the world and we could just..Yeah.. Anyways! Hope you enjoy the blog, Follow if you must, I advise that you do and Enjoy and tell me how Reality Ruined you life :) BAII MY SASSY BUT CLASSY BOOS :D

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[theosos]

how do they even survive in the wild?

#I’m like 99% shure red pandas survive just because the predators are like #’…I can’t. Too cute.’

[nerdgasrnz]

Aren’t Red Pandas an endangered species

[an-anticlimactic-bass-drop]

yes

[onedirectionapocalypse]

He's got his hands up like "Woah I swear i wasnt doing anything,bruh!"

[onedirectionapocalypse]

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo: im so sad

romeo: ill never be happy

romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH

romeo: WHO DAT

romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY

romeo: imma dance with her

romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*

juliet: dafuq are you

romeo: shh *kiss*

juliet: :oo

*party over*

romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE

romeo: LADY

romeo: HEY LADY

juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU

romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married

juliet: dont you think its too soon

romeo: idk

juliet: brb

romeo: k

juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW

romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS

*next day*

rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:

friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY

romeo: yeh

friar: ok fine ur married

rome and juli: yaaaay

*some time later*

tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO

mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that

tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*

mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*

romeo: hnnn

tybalt: ....

romeo HNNN

tybalt: ...

romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*

tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*

prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting

romeo: i sorry

prince: no ur banished

romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME

romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*

friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok

romeo: k *leaves*

juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF

friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together

juliet: ok

juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*

nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people

nurse: k

juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*

romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA

romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD

romeo: WHAT

romeo: WHAaaAaaaT

romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING

romeo: *buys potion*

romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*

romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead

romeo: but im sure she is

romeo: *kiss juliet*

romeo: *drinks poison*

romeo: he ded

juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ

juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME

juliet: HE DED

juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*

oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough

friar: *comes in cell*

friar: uh oh

prince: WHAT DIS

CAPULET: WHAT DIS

LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS

MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS

CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother

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[dildosoup]

Someone please explain this

[levi-loves-you]

No one explain it

[theslendyman]

Took me a second

[onedirectionapocalypse]

is it bad that i got it immediately...

[missjia]

via Marissa Sargeant on Facebook:

This is my 14 yr old son who was brutually tortured By 2 Tully town officers he was handcuff but they say he resisted arrest that yall tazzed him in his face …not only that they took him to lower bucks hospital with out his mother consent they broke his nose n both eyes were swollen shut these prejudice cops need a rude awakening any one know anyone that can help my son please help they took him to the police station n told me I could not come up there but as a mother who loves her child I did Go to the station they would not let me n at all they talked to me through the door I didn’t see my son for tree days n the cops says o he’s fine we ordered him pizza really? Any one who can help me get justice please comment I’m torn mad angry just can’t deal # HELP

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everybody reblog this!! we gotta this on the news or something!! If you know someone or you think you know someone who cant help, please try to get the word out!! Police Brutality must be Stopped

[cyaluke-deactivated20131020]

reblog this or ashton irwin won’t cuddle with you.

[heartbreakirwin]

i’m not taking any chances

[heartachelucas]

i tried scrolling past this, but nope.

[winw7n]

never ever???

[soccermums]

A+ gif use right there

[teenagerockers-blog]

2nd time rebbloging this today im not taking any chances

[ashtows]

stop bringing this back

[msfrizzleisgay]

Visit Original Link

for neon—truth who wanted it <3

[onedirectionapocalypse]

They Don't Know About Us backwards with Message (FULL)

[onedirectionapocalypse]

I AM NOT “MR X” Want me to reverse others? Tweet me okay. I have analysed this song backwards over and over again to give you the messages hidden within the …

[thelovetheyshare-deactivated201]

if liam wins the best ABs of all time , zayn will give him the best congratulation sex ever , com’on guys vote for liam let’s make him happy ;) .

[twistericecream]

I bet Zaynie being Leeyum’s biggest fanboy has already voted like 1000 times, haha.

Zayn confirms: “Leeyum’s six pack makes you weak at the knees which comes in handy when you have to subtly hide your boner in the ocean waves!”

Go vote and make the celebratory Ziam sex happen!!!

[bitchlibra]

liam getting excited over the smallest things is literally SO PRECIOUS

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[xlizardx]

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

[98684069]

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

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[onedirectionapocalypse]

Lou hurts his hand so Liam kisses it better.

(x)

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[prnouns-deactivated20151210]

#GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM#GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM#GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM#GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM GET IN THE TUB WITH HIM(x)

[idiothoran]

x

[jetblackcherry]

[loaths]

you are never on your own

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