When did I get a tattoo?

I'm drunk, you don't have an excuse! M!A Status: None ((Indie RP blog for an older!cain from binding of isaac, very very AU! It's mainly for laughs!))

[onedrunkpirate]

"What's with all the talk about the kraken?"

"I mean I'm flattered and all but"

[danielthecoward]

"Cain, no…! Don’t drink all that alcohol at once! You shouldn’t really be drinking it while you have a hangover either!"

[onedrunkpirate]

"There's nothing to do other than drink, jack off or sleep. Then again the former 2 I dunno how successful I'd be with a hangover. Hangovers are lame why do they exist." He huffed.

"You got any ideas...?"

[onedrunkpirate]

ask-abel-things replied to your post:"If I drank 2 bottles of vodka straight after each...

"You’d die and you’d die alot."

"All this dying business really puts a damper on anything fun."

[danielthecoward]

"I don’t think you’d die from just one…

…..what are you planning, Cain?”

[onedrunkpirate]

"Well I have a metric fuckton of alcohol and well... It's gotta go SOMEWHERE...

then again I'm still recovering from a hangover...

But I'm bored..."

[onedrunkpirate]

"If I drank 2 bottles of vodka straight after each other would I die or"

[danielthecoward]

"Yes Cain you’d probably die so dON’T DO IT"

[onedrunkpirate]

"What about 1 bottle?"

[onedrunkpirate]

"If I drank 2 bottles of vodka straight after each other would I die or"

[kracuurrn-deactivated20230731]

Missing an Eye

A mix for everyone’s favourite pirate. (Art by Skully!) (TW for #slurs and #drugs) {Listen}

Rock you like a Hurricane - Scorpions

Your Biggest Mistake - Ellie Goulding

Issues - Mindless Self Indulgence

Purple Pills - D12

Heartbeat - Childish Gambino

Dysfunctional Family - Cinema Bizarre

Creep - Radiohead

Plague - Crystal Castles

Salt Skin - Ellie Goulding

Heaven - Emeli Sandé

Stupidass - George Watsky

Kill the DJ - Green Day

I am Not a Robot - Marina and the Diamonds

Guilty - Marina and the Diamonds

Faggot - Mindless Self Indulgence

Fuck this Song - Schäffer the Darklord

I’m a Fake - The Used

Buckingham Green - Ween

Girl with One Eye - Florence and The Machine

[ask-abel-things-deactivated2020]

"Abbbbeeelllllll....!"

[Turning off M!A]

"…!" That voice…

Abel turned his head to the source of the voice. His eyes widening a little at the sight. “.. C-.. Cain..?”

[ask-abel-things-deactivated2020]

Abel chuckled, pulling away from Cain. “Never experienced a hangover before.. but they sound painful.” He shrugged. “Hehe.. Don’t worry, bro. I’m fine… Glad to see you again, where have you been?”

[onedrunkpirate]

"Everything aches, you get tired and dizzy and it's generally a shitty experience for everyone involved. There ya go, hangover 101 for ya!" He chuckled. How he managed to survive in a near permanent hangover is anyone's guess, but then it is Cain we're talking about.

Cain ruffled Abel's hair playfully, before giving a shrug.

"Honestly? Can't remember. Dunno if that's the alcohol or just my shitty memory but yeah..."

[ask-abel-things-deactivated2020]

"Abbbbeeelllllll....!"

[Turning off M!A]

"…!" That voice…

Abel turned his head to the source of the voice. His eyes widening a little at the sight. “.. C-.. Cain..?”

[onedrunkpirate]

"The one and only…. Well unless you count all the clones and what not we’ve seen over the days…months… you know what I mean." He waved a hand dismissively.

"How you been bro?" Cain asked, though he winced a little due to the hangover. "Gotta admit my body’s a lil’ fucked right now, but nuthin I ain’t had before. C’mere." He opened his arms out for a hug.

[ask-abel-things-deactivated2020]

"I’ve seen TONS of clones.. but they’re all really nice.. Like you, bro!" Abel grinned, raising a brow though, his brother seemed to be in pain.. 

.. And then he frowned. “Hope you’re not in too much pain..” He mumbled before answering his question. “I’ve been just fine.. dealt with a few weird things every now and then but.. I’ve been good!” Abel grinned again and ran over to give Cain a nice biiig hug, even squeezing him a little. It felt nice to see him again.

[onedrunkpirate]

"Hangovers are total bitches. Glad you're good though! It'd be awful if you'd gotten hurt while I'd been away." He cracked his knuckles.

"Might have had to bust some heads, otherwise."

[onedrunkpirate]

((guys sorry 4 not doing much replying i am trash))

[onedrunkpirate]

I'd say i'm sorry but those were rly good cheetos

"GO IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE"

[zombiebraces-deactivated2014070]

[onedrunkpirate]

[onedrunkpirate]

I'd say i'm sorry but those were rly good cheetos

"GO IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE"

[onedrunkpirate]

I ate all the cheetos

"YOU COME IN MY HOME

YOU EAT ALL MY CHEETOS”

[onedrunkpirate]

dicks

"Yes."

[onedrunkpirate]

((i just realised it's been like a year and a bit since i last rped cain god))

[ask-abel-things-deactivated2020]

"Abbbbeeelllllll....!"

[Turning off M!A]

"…!" That voice…

Abel turned his head to the source of the voice. His eyes widening a little at the sight. “.. C-.. Cain..?”

[onedrunkpirate]

"The one and only.... Well unless you count all the clones and what not we've seen over the days...months... you know what I mean." He waved a hand dismissively.

"How you been bro?" Cain asked, though he winced a little due to the hangover. "Gotta admit my body's a lil' fucked right now, but nuthin I ain't had before. C'mere." He opened his arms out for a hug.

[disney-in-the-tardis-deactivate]