Smoke and Mirrors and Everything Nice

[docorwho]

M E R R Y  C H R I S T M A S 

[zumainthyfuture]

Carrot clarinet

Bruh…………

[fndungeonmom]

#MAYONNAISE MAY NOT BE AN INSTRUMENT BUT A CARROT SURE AS HELL IS (via themeggowithleggos)

[yvetteyou-deactivated20211204]

[ethiopienne]

but…what…about…physics…?

[onefancyurl]

This is some real super hero shit right here.

[elliottwith2ts]

I couldn't dare say this with my name on it but you're okay

Dad?

[defranco-deactivated20210303]

(x) Hope your Monday doesn’t suck TOO bad, nation!

[onefancyurl]

I decided to get my girlfriend a flannel for our anniversary this year because at that point we'll have been going Four Years Strong.

[onefancyurl]

Direct Your Hate Here. I'm the guy trying to give up his Season 5 to the League community. AMA. • /r/leagueoflegends

Hello Leaguesters, A short while back I created an IndieGoGo campaign suggesting that if you guys buy me a new computer I'll only play Teemo in...

Trying to generate some visibility for this. I'm really not a bad guy, and I'd really like to have a successful AMA.

[onefancyurl]

I'm back.

[onefancyurl]

[onefancyurl]

Watching the Social Network for the first time. Andrew Garfield is my new thing.

[loversdreamersandyou]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

A HAND  PUPPETS I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[onefancyurl]

Zing.

[coreyvidal]

Whose Line Is It Anyway? Points

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425

Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5

Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5

Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000

Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117

Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5

Denny Segal: 1,059,560

Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450

Kathy Greenwood: 59,810

Stephen Colbert: 12,000

Kathy Griffin: 5,000

Ian Gomez: 4,000

Jeff Davis: 3,300

Josie Lawrence: 3000

Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500

Patrick Bristow: 1,000

Robin Williams: 1,000

Kathy Kinney: 50

(1998-2006)

[odocharedox]

[jehovahs-deactivated20170218]

we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

[galacticfunk]

Autumn Out Boy

[cultbb]

I am offended.

[onefancyurl]

Grand Theft Fall?

[gracehelbig]

Hannah and I finally have an announcement. 

[onefancyurl]

This is the most important announcement of my life.

[gifcraft]

Fallen Tree Stands Back Up

[skinny-love711]

Science side of tumblr, please explain?!

[caseytheboy]

well due to the tree being pissed off he packed his shit and left 

[imthehomelander]

thanks science side of tumblr

[onefancyurl]

It's actually just a reversed video. That's not a chainsaw, it's a glue saw.

[renfamous]

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

[onefancyurl]

I feel as though this has a good deal to do with the editing and production side of the shows and the viewers they're catering to. Viewers of the British show want to see Gordon Ramsay flip a restaurant and save someone's livelihood. Viewers of the American show want SCREAMING AND MORE SCREAMING AND SOME SHOUTING TO TOP IT OFF.