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fey | 22 | they/it | a strange creature that does art very infrequently... it urges you to play insaniquarium.

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[onefey]

hi hi i've seen a few people mention doing art of their pairs!! if u do i would love it if u tagged me so i can see... i mean you don't have to i'm not your mom but I WANT TO SEE ITTT 🥺❤

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[animusbell]

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

[animusbell]

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

[jukashi]

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

[animusbell]

You are so right actually

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[so-much-wine]

Nintendo putting one of the sweetest Links in one of the edgiest games….I think about it lots.

[dumnslut]

[papermariosuggestion]

[unaffiliatedhorseblog]

O

[thyrell]

i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

[nthecaptin]

bro the tracking on that hat is spectacular

[marioheritageposts]

Mario Heritage Post

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[opticalchimera]

HI GUYS 😋

Autism Creature

[strawberrycarpcake]

Such an incredibly beautiful game

[ratlongwormdisease]

some practice doodles of the twilight princess

[ratlongwormdisease]

some curly hair midna variant i thought of

[zvarrizz]

🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!🌈

[onefey]

hand on ur shoulder. i want to share with u the deltarune thing that's been driving me crazy.

WHAT FUCKING SONG IS THIS.

every other song that gets a response has been figured out but no youtube comment knows for sure what this song is. it's not dogsong! for a bit i thought it might be berdly's theme, but that doesn't quite line up either! it weighs on my little autistic mind. what is it. what other 16 note melody tied to an "annoying" character could it possibly be?? is it even an utdr song (a few of the songs that get responses aren't.) i started looking at sheet music. lining up notes. i feel like i could go into a pepe silvia style rant about what songs it isn't. one time in a newsletter toby fox said he'd been asked to write an annoying song for laura shigihara's game mr. saitou and remembering this i went "aha!! could it be?"

It Wasn't.

[onefey]

so hey. i never stopped thinking about what this song is. and i've got a new guess. i think it's susie's theme actually. like, a pitched-up, unable-to-hold-the-notes-down susie's theme. (again i don't know shit fuck about music so this is still guesswork. someone agree with me. please.)

and if i'm right hey. hey. what are the implications of susie recognizing her own theme as "annoying" huh. what's up with that.

[polenodada]

zelda

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[kalimarmar]

I drew the team I ended up with! I'd be K (blue) and my partner would be Y (yellow/orange). Yes I rolled unown twice 😭 Thank goodness I love unown!

I added our hidden power type because that is an integral part of unown's use. I used a random number generators to come up with the partner's hidden power type and letter form.

I'll edit this with a better scan of the art later!