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tastefullyoffensive

Legs for days. (via cooltonedcutie)

striderepiphany

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made

evignatten

@gospelgrim

#pfft

camalilium

doodled some of my fave inner senshi attacks

1738-ay

An Instagram user called helpjack2000 really needs you.

If their account reaches 2000 followers, their mum will buy them a binder (as you can see in the screenshots) which would make them incredibly happy. The photos should explain everything you need to know.

So, what I’m asking you to do is if you have Instagram, please go help them out! It would mean the world to them, and I’m sure they’d appreciate it. Since I don’t have the biggest audience, if you could share this post around, that would be amazing, as they only have 48 hours to reach their goal and we need this to spread as quick as possible.

Thank you so much!

(The link to their profile: http://instagram.com/helpjack2000)

smolwaterbean-deactivated201903

GUYS HE HAS TWO DAYS TO REACH HIS GOAL

HE’S AT 712 FOLLOWERS NOW. IDC WHO YOU ARE GO FOLLOW HIM AND HELP HIM OUT

1petulantpanda

Follow him, please!

catsbeaversandducks

Super-realistic!

By poorly drawn cats

bellaxiao

he did THAT

melaninmadnesss

What is this mans name

destinyrush

Johnny Manuel and he’s from Flint, Michigan @melaninmadnesss

pandasmoothies-deactivated20180

I is the shook

#slay!!!!!

keeyawnuh

robalyn

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

kittiesinqueerland

new york to haiti

glowcloud-archive-deactivated20

greenland is right out

venusian--eye-deactivated201606

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

queerqueerspawn

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

enthralled-by-victor-blog-b-blo

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places? There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

queerqueerspawn

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

shitshilarious

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.