CoolTrainer♀Maddie

[liberalsarecool]

This is the infinity loop of police murder. We must kill you because we have guns.

[catchymemes]

[sadclowncentral]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[sadclowncentral]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

Asserting dominance over my cat by slapping the red dot and turning off the laser pointer. I can kill it just fine, sounds like a skill issue little buddy.

[lakemojave]

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

[cryptotheism]

You're insane. The gaslighting factory isn't real.

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[liberalsarecool]

My god, Ted is an obnoxious asshole.

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[thatcuriouswench]

Well said.

[bonefarm]

Less bullying people for weird kink in fic, more bullying people for doing this.

[funny-tik-toks]

[socialistexan]

[visit-ba-sing-se]

can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feel like nothing changed at all

[tinyshoopuf]

We walked into the hallway to get to our hotel room and I lost it laughing

[dissociatingdumbass]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

saw this tiktok like "when pro choice women die all the aborted babies block their path to heaven"...um I could literally just step around them. babies have NOTHING on me

[mono-red-menace]

pro choice women when they get to heaven

[luntfontanne]

literally this:

[mmilhouse]

(guy who never went to public school) so cool that marilyn manson has all his bones

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

[orcboxer]

[dangerously-human]

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

[damazcuz]

and not a single good one let’s go boys mediocre nation!

[kerink]

congrats on your first good one! (:

[damazcuz]

[kerink]

hey uh. theres a beast on your post.