witchy bitch

Sascha | He/Him | queer-bi | Jewish | Witch | cat dad ig: bisexual_cryptid

[asmallmadhope]

i can’t stop thinking about this mom who came in with her kid to the bookstore last week and when i went to ask if they needed help, she really clumsily asked my pronouns (and added, “i know we’re supposed to ask when we introduce ourselves” or something like that) which was unusual, but welcome

and so i helped her and her kiddo and they were both awesome, even though neither of them were feeling well. and before she went to pay she pulled me aside and said, “sorry if that was awkward or anything, i think he’s probably genderfluid and i just want to set out a good example”

and fuck if i haven’t cried over this mom who’s patiently waiting for her kid to figure things out but in the meantime wants to keep showing them that they’ll be accepted no matter what

[adoratato]

This is so cute

[ineffectualdemon]

Awwww

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[queerglassescutie]

I think about this video more than I’d like to

[vvdotcom]

[carebewear]

@airfang

[ladystarks]

we’re just vessels. and even when we’re told we’re special, as i was, as you would have been...we’re still just vessels, for them to take, and take, until we’re empty and alone.

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[thelittlemonsterlover]

(x)

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[catchymemes]

[liquidstar]

anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do

[catchymemes]

[fairylitmermaid]

[autisticharrywells]

John Oliver’s coronavirus guidelines

[ruffboi-mags]

Quality as always

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

The way that mlm and wlw interact is so different like

Mlm: i made eye contact with this guy once and i think we’re married now???

Wlw: every day she makes me pancakes and kisses me gently on the nose and holds my hand as she sings softly to me. We’re such good friends :)

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

You. You get it.

[acoolguy]

my dad: here son, have a treat

[loloftheday]

Plant shaming

[katschy]

He’s a doctor.

[homestuck]

doctor shaming

[shingojira]

(x)

[sixeyesoath-deactivated20230416]

“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[whitepeopletwitter]