[fibro-memes]

[victusinveritas]

[razielim]

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

[whatapictureisworth-press]

So it’s been awhile since I’ve bound anything, but when I read the Cursed Amulet Story by @sunderwight, I was like, I gotta make an actual, physical evil amulet now. Except the evil amulet is also going to be a book. And the book is like a diary by the guy trapped in the amulet.

The book is held in the brass frame (also made by yours truly) by friction; it pops out super easily so you can read it but it’s not going to fall out accidentally.

The typeset fit into exactly one piece of normal 8.5x11 printer paper, and if anyone else wants the file to make their own evil amulet, I’m happy to share.

[telekitnetic-art]

Sunbittern 🔆🪽

An original painting made from posca pens + a thrifted 6" wood round!

(SOLD)

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[homophobla]

dude they cannot fucking read this isnt going to do anything

[januaryysummers]

sexytasha5 after seeing this

[sexytasha5]

fml

[homophobla]

You should sue for discrimination, sexytasha5

[sexytasha5]

they hate my pussy 😭

[homophobla]

I'm so sorry you have to deal with that, sexytasha5

[chronicallyg4y]

she ain’t gonna let you hit bro

(especially bc u like men)

[homophobla]

???? What? A man can't be platonically nice to a porn bot?

[homophobla]

Honestly you're being kinda misogynistic right now

[thyroid-deployment]

@draconym there is a parrot in my house in Baltimore. Any help or advice on getting it to its home? Currently hes in my kitchen

[thyroid-deployment]

Update: bird is at BARCS. Is almost certainly a pet based on how chill he was with people and the inside of a house. Being in a car with a cranky box of "christmas ornaments" was a very surreal experience. And once we arrived, it turns out a cardboard box that squalks periodically is a great conversation starter.

[draconym]

Sorry I didn't see this sooner! (I have every kind of notification and email turned off). I'm really glad you took this bird to BARCS, someone is surely looking for their pet.

[thyroid-deployment]

Oh goodness, I didn't think you were going to see it at all. Good news as a final update! The parrot was removed from BARCS website around lunchtime today and that's during the stray hold duration, so it's back with its family!

[draconym]

[batrachised]

dying at this star wars reddit thread

[blondebrainpowered]

Ignorance = Fear, 1989

Artist: Keith Haring

[guerrillatech]

[therapatical]

I think before you're allowed to argue about whether trans people who can get pregnant are vulnerable to state-sanctioned violence in ways that trans people who can't get pregnant are exempt from (even if they are vulnerable to different forms of violence! they are still exempt from this one thing), you should be required to watch a vaginal delivery as well as a cesarean delivery. on video. full video. there are plenty of educational videos online where you can do so. if you have never seen a birth, I do not want to hear about how trivial of a violence you think it is. I really don't.

[jame7t]

fuck. I just had my amazing digital breakfast.

[christianstepmoms]

Terrible news! There's been a massive recall!

Prepare for your Amazing Digital Salmonella!

[jame7t]

Jesus Christ. I have to call my friends Jax, Pomni, Eel, Ragatha, Kingler, Crane, Zooble, Spiral, Whisper, Whimper, Dr. Curmudgeon, Cryptotheism, Hollow Mile, Randy, Dan Randy, Zooble, Zort, Grindr, Lucky, Fucker 2, Edwain, Sorceror, BattleMeal, Mr Beast, and all of the Amazing Digital Crew to warn them!!!

[danielwaldorf]

since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:

the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.

sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.

evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.

sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.

evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.

errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.

grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.

#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.

schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.

amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.

this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo

[foxsnails]

I absolutely love Night Herons and whatevers wrong with them <3

More fun with the water-soluable pastels!

[solidsmax]

Assassin’s Creed Shadows - Shadow Warriors

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally sent a friend 1kg of starch for her birthday

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

do you have a favourite book that you love with all your heart but would never recommend to someone without knowing them super well because of the uh, content matter? mine is Throne of Bones by Brian McNaughton. and if you want to tell me yours…. I’m always looking for something to read 👀

[skrytch]

Ooh I know!

You should read this awesome New Book called "Apparently Sir Cameron Needs to Die" by Greer Stothers

[pangur-and-grim]

I don’t know man…. I’m into some sick stuff, but that’s pushing it even for me.