In need of friends

she/her

[onejyna]

If Hooked (by Why don't we) isn't Hollanov adjacent I'm not alive

[onejyna]

Fanfiction introduced me to the concept of Hanahaki disease. I would like to erase that part of my memory, please. I can't anymore, no more tears left.

[onejyna]

Aaaaaaaaaaa the love-hate relationship I have with fanfiction...... The most beautiful love declarations but on the most deranged piece of literature. What a life.

[unrelaxing]

Mav not liking Jake and not liking Jake dating his only child is an amazing concept, ESPECIALLY when all his reasons are that Jake is too much like him. But it's even funnier if he doesn't realise it.

"He rides a motorcycle without a helmet! He better not be giving Bradley rides on that thing."

"Guy thinks he's God's gift to aviation."

"He's an insubordinate ass and thinks orders are suggestions."

Funny levels increase further if Ice finds absolutely nothing wrong with Bradley's taste in men, but is ALSO completely oblivious to the fact that he feels that way because HE has Bradley's taste in men—

"I've always thought holding onto someone while riding a motorcycle is very romantic."

"Confidence is sexy, dear."

"Well, you certainly don't want Bradley with a yes man."

[onejyna]

Is there anything like this I can read?

[onejyna]

Ok so... "Take me to bed or lose me forever" "Show me the way home, honey" lives in my head rent free. No seriously I've been reading some Top Gun inspired stories (fanfic 😔) and I be like a little girl giggling and kicking my feet every time it happens

[onejyna]

I don't know where these people are coming from but I'm feeling intimidated. Please don't judge me I'm dumb

[onejyna]

The way I cannot listen to Born Singer without crying my heart out is unbelievable

[onejyna]

So... does anyone in canon DCU really like Dick Grayson? I'm receiving mixed signals from some tumbler posts

[onejyna]

So... What's the thing with the Batman/Danny Phantom fandom fanfiction? I'm genuinely confused

[onejyna]

All my knowledge of Batman came from Wayne Family Adventures and fanfiction.

[onejyna]

It's bad to read smut in church? Just asking for a friend.

[onejyna]

You know what hits different? Eating popcorn with a spoon

[onejyna]

Grown ass men losing their shit over BTS rap line is my new religion

[onejyna]

I made a sword

[onejyna]

I just wanted a forehead kiss

[catchymemes]

[onejyna]

I want to go home