[moldavite]

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

[vimbry-moved]

adopted a neopet that had a petpet attached named pooper

[casartsy]

Just slipped on a banana peel, this day couldn't get any fucking worse

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

[anphivenas]

all water is full of a amazing fish called the gupping

[medievaljournalist]

im taking the madness challenge #madnesschallenge

[parttimepunner]

Are there any rules to the madness challenge?

[medievaljournalist]

so basically its where you let the madness consume you #madnesschallenge

[lindenattic]

house is a girl you have to take care of her

[lindenattic]

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[389]

[niceinchnails]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that

[klapollo]

tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue

[thunderpibb]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[fucko]

[huffylemon]

[kookiyu]

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

[kookiyu]

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

[gemstone-gynoid]

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this