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25. Minneapolis. My number one goal in life is to become a politician's wife. My favorite genre of movie is "Political Dance Thriller". Want more? Ask.

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It’s not living if it’s not with you... . . . . . #music #playlist #newmusic #the1975 #itsnotliving #itsnotlivingifitsnotwithyou #lyrics https://www.instagram.com/p/BtkM0pSBREm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=76thtvqxvja

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Don’t leave me alone. . . . . . #music #davidguetta #annemarie #playlist #dontleavemealone https://www.instagram.com/p/BtHnPVchYLd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wlv6l5it8gwu

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I’m drinking a vegan smoothie out of a mason jar...the millennial hipsterness of it all offends my soul. Do I have to move to Brooklyn now? :/ . . . . . #vegan #smoothie #masonjar #hipster #millenial https://www.instagram.com/p/Bslu7WzBf1b/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8w8a1lndim7w

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Finally started that book of essays on unrequited love that I’ve been saying I was going to write for years...using the PowerBook so that there are no distractions (read: internet)! . . . . . #writing #essays #aspiringwriter #unrequitedlove https://www.instagram.com/p/Br7f3KRhMwP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=co4o36t8h5qu

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Had an absolute blast! . . . . . . #melissaethridge #music #concert #pantagestheatre #concert #ticket #ticketmaster #ticketstub https://www.instagram.com/p/BrMegEuhVLP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1my99g14e6oeu

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#santaclausiscomingtotown . . . . . . #melissaethridge #music #concert #pantagestheatre #concert https://www.instagram.com/p/BrMdVcmB8sf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i1apm0gtkngh

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#imtheonlyone . . . . . . #melissaethridge #music #concert #pantagestheatre #concert https://www.instagram.com/p/BrMdB3VhWWZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rxnehjqvtq9v

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#cometomywindow . . . . . . #melissaethridge #music #concert #pantagestheatre #concert https://www.instagram.com/p/BrMct53hMIy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=v53zkmrkqjmd

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#bluechristmas . . . . . . #melissaethridge #music #concert #pantagestheatre #concert https://www.instagram.com/p/BrMJrSRhGOj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fcpi0li76mpp

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4th row for Melissa Etheridge at the Pantages! . . . . . . #melissaethridge #music #pantagestheatre #minneapolis #concert https://www.instagram.com/p/BrMGWFIBoND/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hx8ryhgg75p3

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When Starbucks has literally nothing...

Barista: What can we make for you today? Oh yeah we're only taking debit or credit cards, are you paying with cash?

Me: Nope, credit. Can I get a grande almond protein blended cold brew?

Barista: We're outta that.

Me: Okay can I get an iced venti caramel macchiato with almond milk?

Barista: We don't got almond milk, I just said that.

Me: Coconut milk?

Barista: Outta that too.

Me: Soy milk?

Barista: (to Barista 2) Do we have soy milk?

Barista 2: No.

Barista: We don't have any soy milk.

Me: Alright, how about an iced venti caramel macchiato with non-fat milk.

Barista: We're out of EXPRESSO.

Me: You don't have espresso?

Barista: That's what I said.

Me: Alright, can I get a grande mint majesty tea?

Barista 2: We don't have that either.

Me: Wow! You're out of everything, what do you have?

Barista 2: Brewed coffee.

Me: Okay, how about a grande dark roast with room.

Barista: We only have blonde.

Me: *picks a bottle of water out of the cooler* I'll just take this, thank you.

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me as a mom.

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me at the part in “call me by your name” when he starts talking about looking at each others shit.

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Everything is terrible, which means it’s so important to vote in your states’s midterm elections. Turbovote.org is one super fast and simple way to register if you’re not already registered. 🇺🇸

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#music #troyesivan #strawberriesandcigarettes #playlist