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I'm linking and updating if I manage all the smut I wrote for monster march here, under the cut! It's as much monsterfucking as I can manage to write and if you fancy leaving a comment or some kudos I would really love that ❤️ prompt list is from @borealwrites so say thank you to them :) everything should be comprehensively tagged on ao3 but if I'm missing a tag lemme know.
Geralt had barely shut the door before Jaskier was grinning. "You're filthy."
"Hm."
"You smell like wet forest."
"Hm."
"And I think that's someone else's blood."
Geralt's mouth twitched.
"Oh, there it is," Jaskier crowed. "The elusive smile! I knew you missed me."
"I was gone three days."
"A lifetime."
Geralt snorted.
The next thing Jaskier knew, he was being swept clean off his feet.
"Geralt!"
He laughed helplessly as the witcher tossed him onto the bed with practiced ease. The mattress bounced beneath him, and before he could sit up, Geralt climbed over him, bracing himself on either side.
Jaskier dissolved into giggles.
"Oh, this is terribly intimidating," he managed between laughs. "The famous White Wolf pinning me to a bed. If anyone could see-"
Geralt leaned down and kissed him.
It was impossible to continue speaking through that.
Jaskier kissed him back eagerly, hands finding the buttons of Geralt's shirt out of habit. He fumbled at the first one, smiling against Geralt's lips.
"You know," he murmured between kisses, "I've heard fascinating rumors about witcher stamina. I feel it would be academically irresponsible not to investigate."
Geralt paused. Only for a heartbeat.
Then he rested their foreheads together.
"...Not really in the mood."
Jaskier blinked. His hands stilled.
"Oh."
He searched Geralt's face, finding not embarrassment but something softer. A little tired around the edges.
"What mood are you in, then?"
Geralt shrugged one shoulder. "This."
He kissed Jaskier once.
"And..."
Another kiss, slower this time. "...Cuddling."
Silence. Then Jaskier burst into delighted laughter.
"Geralt."
"Hm?"
"That is disgustingly sweet."
"I'm not sweet."
"No?"
"No."
Jaskier laughed harder.
"I've been accused of many things," Geralt muttered.
"Monster hunter."
"Hm."
"Butcher of Blaviken."
"Hm."
"Secret cuddle enthusiast."
Geralt's eyes narrowed.
"...Careful."
"Oh, I'm terrified."
Without warning, Geralt's hands darted to Jaskier's sides.
Jaskier shrieked.
"Geralt!"
The witcher, traitor that he was, actually smirked. "You laugh too much."
"You—no—stop!"
Geralt absolutely did not stop.
Jaskier twisted and squirmed, laughing so hard he couldn't breathe, trying to shove Geralt away despite the fact that it was about as effective as arguing with a mountain.
"Mercy!"
"No."
"I'll write terrible songs about you!"
"You already do."
Jaskier managed to catch one of Geralt's wrists, only for the witcher to use the opportunity to pull him into a clumsy roll across the bed. Blankets tangled around their legs, pillows went flying, and somehow they ended up in a thoroughly undignified heap.
Breathless.
Laughing.
Geralt's hair had escaped its tie and was falling into his face.
Jaskier reached up, brushing it back behind one ear.
"There," he said softly. "Much better."
Geralt looked at him for a long moment before leaning in.
The kiss was unhurried. Warm. The kind that didn't ask for anything except closeness.
When they finally pulled apart, Jaskier smiled so brightly it almost hurt.
"You really are sweet."
"I'm really not."
"You threw me onto a bed just so you could kiss me and cuddle."
"I also tickled you."
"You did."
"Hardly sweet."
Jaskier cupped his cheek.
"Terribly sweet."
Geralt huffed the sort of sigh that meant you're impossible.
Jaskier answered by stealing another quick kiss.
Geralt stole one back. Then another.
Until neither of them could remember who had started it, and the room was filled with nothing but quiet laughter and the comfortable silence of two people who had long since stopped needing words.
Let’s hear it for year four!
Wow, this is the fourth year I’m running this event, can you believe it? Like last year, I got the prompt list out with plenty of time. One might even say it was early.
The collection can be found here, though it won’t open until March. Please check my pinned post for Tumblr posting guidelines, rules, and the FAQ. As always, feel free to drop me an ask if you have any questions ❤️🔥
Plaintext list under the cut:
Posting Guidelines for Tumblr
1. Please @ me! I’m not going to go through tags, so make sure to @monstermarchevent so I can reblog your works.
2. Please tag for triggers. Whether you do that at the top of your post or only in tags doesn’t matter, just please tag your works. It helps keep other people safe.
3. If the work you are posting has multiple parts, PLEASE link them together yourself. I am begging you. This makes things easier for me AND for readers.
4. If your work is writing, please stick most of it under a read more.
5. If I miss a post you made, first please make sure you tagged me and followed the rules. If you are 100% certain you did, then kindly drop me a DM or ask, as I may have missed it. Things might not get reblogged on the day you posted them, but I will get to it!
that one pic of philippa and jaskier but what if it was yen instead
for/inspired by @sevenswansinatrenchcoat
(forgive me its been forever since i drew People)
WOMENNNN look I ship these two so hard and no one else seems to and they're WRONG and OP has blessed me on this day ahhhhh my sorceresses 😍😍😍
Hi! Have YOU considered thinking about Yennefer and Philippa kissing?
Plus bonus (she is looking at her lips):
Thank you for your time, if you enjoyed looking at these images, pls tell me to finish my fanfic of them
what is your LEAST favorite stitch?
I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.
reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore
FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.
Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot
Don't you dare malign my girl again
Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently
I'm doing low effort maybe kinda trash kinktober and it's forcing me to just Write which is always such a barrier and you know what? Good for me
I've not done loads but I've done like three? And might do some more? So if you want some witcher femslash go have a look at iamtheavengers on ao3 :)
I'm doing low effort maybe kinda trash kinktober and it's forcing me to just Write which is always such a barrier and you know what? Good for me
What if I try to combat the lack of Witcher femslaah by writing as many Philippa/Yennefer kinktober fics as I can? What then?
Not Yet/Love Run (Reprise)
A little ‘Not Yet/Love Run (Reprise)’ lyric art piece because I’m impossibly obsessed with the song right now and when I move onto the next Amazing devil song to be obsessed with I will continue to make silly little art pieces.
[VD: A man (Mark Kanemura) dancing and lip-syncing to the chorus of Cut To The Feeling by Carly Rae Jepsen in his apartment. He’s wearing a rainbow speedo with a pride flag tucked into it like a skirt, a rainbow scarf around his shoulders, and a red bobbed wig. As CRJ vocalizes, he struts forward and brings the pride flag up to either side like a peacock’s tail. As the lyrics start, he poses with one hand on his hip and the other up by his head, flinging wigs off and behind the camera to the beat of the music. Under the red wig are orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple bobbed wigs. He uses the scarf to fling the purple one off, the scarf dropping to the floor as he does so, revealing a blue-green-yellow-red ombre wig that he flips into view over his shoulders. He pulls out a fan tucked into his speedo and dramatically snaps it open. It’s also rainbow and says “So Gay” on it. He fans himself for a few seconds before closing it and throwing it at the base of the camera and twirling away. As the chorus repeats one last time, he pulls the last wig off and grins, confetti cascading out of it and down his head and shoulders. On the very last beat, he throws the wig directly into the camera, and the video ends in a swirl of color. /end VD.]
it's kinda funny seeing that even on tumblr the vast balance of smut written involving transfems is just not for us. people talking about transfems having big massive girlcocks and huge virile loads to breed people who are always explicitly written as having wombs, and so forth. and sure, there definitely are transfems who fall into that category. most of the transfems i know are much more likely to want to be the ones being bred, by like a ratio of 10 to 1.
do your part: fold a transfem in half until her ankles are behind her ears and fuck her through the mattress today.
Sometimes titles are hard, which means I get emails like this from ao3...
Okay fanfic writers, your mission, should you chose to accept it, is a filthy 100 word drabble, for any pairing, to be posted on Thursday, in time for American Thanksgiving.
Ready, set, write!
Fuck it, we got talking about this on Discord and I made an AO3 collection. Will keep it anonymous until after the weekend for anyone who wants to chuck in some random porn :)
How it started:
How it's going:
I love everyone in this bar
Yoooo we're back for Wanksgiving the Third, starting tomorrow!
Can you believe we've now got 1883 Smubbles works in 279 fandoms??
Come join us and let's hit 300 fandoms this weekend 👀
Someone encourage me to do this and I'll write something after my nap... Also lmk if you have a pairing in mind!
@borealwrites thanks for the encouragement! Written on my way to a work Christmas party 😄
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60915253
Okay fanfic writers, your mission, should you chose to accept it, is a filthy 100 word drabble, for any pairing, to be posted on Thursday, in time for American Thanksgiving.
Ready, set, write!
Fuck it, we got talking about this on Discord and I made an AO3 collection. Will keep it anonymous until after the weekend for anyone who wants to chuck in some random porn :)
How it started:
How it's going:
I love everyone in this bar
Yoooo we're back for Wanksgiving the Third, starting tomorrow!
Can you believe we've now got 1883 Smubbles works in 279 fandoms??
Come join us and let's hit 300 fandoms this weekend 👀
Someone encourage me to do this and I'll write something after my nap... Also lmk if you have a pairing in mind!
icons of Cassie Clare in The Witcher (3.01-02) as Philippa Eilhart
