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Found the perfect shirt to add my beautiful TAD patch to!!
i gotta figure out what they are putting in these spin off shows that makes me like them better than the original. i like queen charlotte so much more than bridgerton, and blood origin so much more than the witcher.
i'm not gonna say they're better because i don't believe that to be true, but it's like, when the screenwriters are freed from being bogged down by canon from the source material, sometimes they can fuck off in an interesting and compelling direction.
I've never heard this opinion before and you know what? I dig it. I loved blood origin, it was good fun. The hate on it made me so sad.
âbut what if you abort the baby whoâll cure cancer?!â sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes
"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einsteinâs brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History
"who do you self insert as when you read?"
This is me when I read:
fan artists and fanfic writers when it's time to make some diabolical angst
if you comment some demanding shit like this on fanfic writersâ works, you donât deserve the privilege of getting to read fanfiction for free
Fun fact! Demanding updates is also likely to make authors delay them, either out of spite, or because you bring their mood too low to effectively write!
For me it causes both <3
I saw someone on Reddit complain about a comment they got on a fic that took them (I quote) "three fucking days" to write, and honestly the comment was shitty and entitled, but the notion that three days was a long time to spend on a fic made me die inside đŤŞ
people talk all the time about âprimal instinctsâ and itâs usually about violence or sexual temptations or something, but your humanity comes with a lot of different stuff that we do without really thinking about, that we do without being told to or prompted to
your average human comes pre-installed with instincts to:
Befriend
Tell story
Make Thing
Investigate
Share knowledge
Laugh
Sing
Dance
Empathize with
Create
we are chalk full of survival instincts that revolve around connecting to others (dog-shaped others, robot-shaped, sometimes even plant-shaped) and making things with our hands
your primal instincts are not bathed in blood- they are layered in people telling stories to each other around a fire over and over and putting devices together through trial and error over and over and reaching for someone and something every moment of the way
~âYour primal instincts are not bathed in blood.â
My god this is beautiful. Such a refreshing change of pace to the constant glorification of instinctual human violence.
Primal Human Instinct pack also includes bonus instincts such as:
imitating weird noises made by other animals
playing with water
the urge to eat anything brightly colored and jelly-like
touching things that look like they will move in a funny way
seeing faces in literally everything, including toast
jumping up to see if you can bap the top of that doorway
saying âowâ when something unexpected happens, even if it doesnât hurt
Can I Eat It?
Iâm Gonna Pet That Animal
Geralt and Jaskier on horses???
Parallel backgrounds to match the whole âgrumpy-sunshineâ dynamic???
Yes please.
Art by yours truly, t.rexxcalibur.
god tier level ending where they reward the fans who stuck it out to to end where Ciri is on her âlady of time and spaceâ journey years and years after losing Geralt and Yen and she stops in Oxenfurt and she walks around ending up at some small cottage near the lecture halls and knocks and bam: bard in all his youthful glory
idgaf if itâs some half-assed throwaway line about ciri being cheeky and going âyou donât look a day over 30 professorâ and âyes well all those years buying the most expensive creams coin can buy just to find out your grandmother had a secret affair with a scoaiâtael deserter has to be worth something, right?â
then they both go to lake of avalon-bc of course itâs the anniversary of the greatest loss in both their lives-and they just sit and stay close and look over the water and god i have to believe they let joey batey write at least one last soft song that he sings acapella with ciri beside him
do you see the vision do YOU SEE THE-
Geralt gets the idea that he should give Jaskier affectionate nicknames.
Heâs seen other lovers do it, and Geralt does love Jaskier.
So Geralt has just started copying what he sees other couples do.
Now Jaskier has to deal with Geralt randomly calling him different things like Sugar, princess, cupcakes, etc
I didn't expect my picture to be so beautiful on a large format at all.
I can hardly believe that this is my job.
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Imagine if Jaskier got a really bad cold. He doesnât have a fever, and he knows this isnât going to kill him, but that doesnât make it magically go away. His throat feels like he tried to swallow Geraltâs swords, his nose is dripping so much snot that heâs had to give up one of his old chemises for a handkerchief, and itâs been steadily drizzling for the past week, which means all of his clothes are thoroughly wet.
But itâs fine, it is, he can deal with all that until he wakes up on the fourth day of his cold to find his voice is gone. And Geralt just smirks, reminding him again that he should have invested in a thick warm cloak rather than a new doublet. Which is entirely unhelpful, and Jaskier would love to tell Geralt where he can shove his opinion, but limited as he is he sends Geralt a crude gesture and just silently follows after Roach.
Geralt is nice enough, though, to give the bard his blanket that night. Which isâŚsomething, even if Jaskier is still mad at the witcher for finding pleasure at his expense. It takes him ages to settle into a comfortable position on his bedroll, the wetness of the ground making the fabric damp, until he finally manages to fall asleep even with all the aches and pains heâs feeling.
And then he dreams of the Djinn, of trying to speak and hot blood spilling from his lips. He wakes with a scream that isnât a scream, fingers scrambling over his throat, his mouth, and he can practically taste the warm viscous substance. He claws at it, trying to get rid of it, to make it stopâ
Strong hands grab his own, gently lowering them until Jaskierâs digits spasmed, clinging tightly to familiar black fabric. He felt arms around him, tucking him close to Geraltâs chest, whispered words telling him that he was okay, he was safe, to breathe.
And Jaskier, chest suddenly burning, gasped greedily for air, large inhales broken up by silent sobs. He wasnât sure how long it took to calm down, only aware that when he woke up, it was much later in the day than he and Geralt usually broke camp, and he must have fallen asleep in the Witcherâs arms.
Embarrassed, Jaskier tried to apologize, frowning when nothing came out still. But Geralt simply shook his head, telling him it was fine as he began to break camp, Jaskier rushing to his feet to help.
And Jaskier shivered as he reluctantly packed away the bedding, wondering if he could just wear the blanket as a cape, when he felt something warm and heavy land on his shoulders. Freezing in shock, Jaskier had just enough time to process he was wearing Geraltâs own pitch black cloak before he was lifted onto Roach.
The bard let out a silent squeak, feeling rather dizzy at the sudden movement combined with the sensation of cotton stuffed in his head. He didnât have long to process his new position, as Geralt hoisted himself up behind the bard. The witcher grabbed the reins, warm arms firmly pulling Jaskier towards the Witcherâs chest with a command to sleep.
And Jaskier still hated getting sick, and would love to never lose his voice again, but when that night Geralt silently curled up behind him, arm loosely wrapped around the bardâs chest to ensure he could act at the first sign of a nightmare, well.
The bard concluded that being sick every once in a while wasnât the worst thing in the world.
Imagine if Geralt didnât go to Kaer Morhen for winter the first year after meeting Jaskier, because he got severely injured on a contract and by the time he healed, he knew he wouldnât make it before the path froze over. So Geralt and Jaskier keep traveling together as the weather gets worse and worse, as Jaskier, having taken care of the witcher for those two weeks, is now too late to return to be a guest lecturer at Oxenfurt.
The witcher doesnât care much about the snow, his mutagens keeping his body warm enough that with the thick cloak he has, he barely even feels chilled. He doesnât usually get cold at all, really, the only time heâd ever even shivered being when he had overestimated the integrity of the ice on the lake near Kaer Morhen.
If he ever got cold as a human, he doesnât remember it, although surely it canât be as bad as the bard is making it seem. Yes, the manâs cloak may be a bit thinner than Geraltâs, but that didnât mean the bard had to whine so much about the snow coming down or his wet trousers. The bardâs voice was annoying enough when it wasnât coming across muffled from the wind and the scarf covering half of Jaskierâs face.
Besides, if her really didnât want to come with the witcher, he should have stayed back at the inn they left three days ago.
The witcher was a bit more concerned, annoyingly, when the verbal onslaught was slowly replaced with chattering teeth, but the bard would be fine. Theyâd make camp soon, and the fire would warm him up, and then Geralt would be stuck with his loose lips again.
So a couple hours later, Geralt left Jaskier with Roach at the empty cave heâd found, trusting the bard to get a fire started while he went out to see if he could find something to eat, now that the storm was passing. He eyed the bard for a second, but heâd already stopped shivering, so he should be able to make a break for it if anything did see him as an easy meal.
Thus, when Geralt came back half an hour later to find Roach still tackled, curled around Jaskier on the ground, with no fire to cook the rabbits heâd scrounged up, he was beyond infuriated. Swearing loudly, he stormed over to the useless bard, eager to give him a piece of his mind, when Roach let out a sharp, piercing squeal.
At him.
Blinking rapidly, Geralt instinctively held up his hands, taking one careful step forward. When Roach didnât react, he took another, watching as his horse snuffled at the bardâs hair with a soft whinny. Geralt was beginning to wonder just when Jaskier had become Roachâs new favorite, before he noticed how the bardâs usually bright blue eyes seemedâŚvacant.
He called the bardâs name, but the man didnât answer. More worried now, he reached for the bardâs forehead, wondering if he was sickâ
Geralt recoiled his hand instinctively at the coldness of Jaskierâs skin. Only corpses were ever that chilled, he swore, noticing for the first time how the bardâs heartbeat had become witcher slow.
He quickly got to work building a fire, and turned to the bard, hoping for some reaction as the flames started to grow. But the bard didnât even seem to notice the change, eyes now closed and body leaning even more fully against Roach, far enough from the fire that little warmth would reach him.
Swearing again, he pulled Jaskier closer, grateful for the way Roach easily let him do so.
And if Geralt ran his hands over every part of the bardâs skin he could reach as he held him in front of the fire, desperately trying to heat him up?
Only Roach was there to witness his worry and care, and she seemed to be on the same page about theirâthe bard.
Technically, Jaskier is well over a hundred years oldânot because he's immortal or some sort of magical being.
It's simply because Jaskier has an astonishing talent for getting cursed, enchanted, or trapped.
Over the years, he spent decades imprisoned as a statue before finally being restored. Some time later, he ended up trapped inside a painting. After escaping that fate, he was transformed into a magical flower for a while.
Jaskier has spend years as a Sword, a mirror, etc
By the time Geralt met Jaskier for the first time, Jaskier had only recently been freed from yet another curseâhaving spent years as the legendary magical lute.