Someone

She/They ADULT DazWani/WaniHana lover

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Guys, I am so sorry for typos on every post, I am writing them as I think and with foggy contacts

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GUYS GUYS GUYS, give me prompts for Wanihana fics, any rating! I am going to write something over the weekend! HOPEFULLY!

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Some people probably offered to suck Crocodiles cock not for any benefit except for pleasing him

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Corporate work kills my notion to write horny fanfiction! BUT I WILL DO IT! FOOD WILL BE DELIVERED!

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Wanted to make a plot heavy DazWani fanfic, now I ended up with 5 drafts for the same guys, but with lesbian sex, HOW DID WE GET HERE?

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Your reminder to vote Sir Crocodile on One Piece Top100! PLACES 1-15 WILL GET SPECIAL EYE CATCHER IN ANIME IN 2027 AS WELL AS SPECIAL OUTFITS DRAWN BY ODA!

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My delulu ship is Crocodile/Tritoma, I rotate them in my head every ones in a while, wait wait wait, just listen!

Crocodile is Luffy’s parallel, right? So what if Crocodile not only failed to become a Pirate King and everything, but also was betrayed by an Empress he loved? Or maybe she loved him and he fumbled it?

Also, maybe, Ivankov helped him to get to Amazon Lily “legally” by swapping his gender to the female one? Hm? What do you think?

*mental asylum sirens intensifying*

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Fem!Crocodile stays in her lingeries during sex (except for panties, of course). She likes the way it looks, but the main reason why her bra and stockings stay on is her being slightly insecure about how her body looks at the age she is now compared to her younger self.

Fem!Daz suspects that her Madame has such thoughts, after all, Fem!Daz herself too tries to conceal her massive scar under the bustier, a mark she feels makes her look weak.

But they are both trying their best to make each other feel beautiful, regardless of what marks or imperfection their bodies have. After all, they both genuinely look at each other with shameless admiration!

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Crocodile/Mr. 1 | Daz Bones Characters: Crocodile (One Piece), Mr. 1 | Daz Bones Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Inappropriate Use of Akuma no Mi | Devil Fruit Powers, Kind Of, Lingerie, Mihawk mentioned, Buggy mentioned, Shamelessly horny Crocodile, she uses Madame instead of Sir, Daz fails miserably at keeping them on time for a meeting Summary:

Daz Bonez has always been disciplined, composed, and punctual. Except when it comes to her Madame. Crocodile loathes cold mornings, grumbles at the prospect of meetings, and refuses to leave the warmth of their bed. With a meeting with Mihawk looming, Daz attempts to get her boss up and dressed, but some distractions are impossible to resist.

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Daz is next to Galdino, because if he was next to Croco they would start making out

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Every time I want to make a OP theory I remember the 60ish page long word doc about how Zoro would be the one to defeat Kaido and decide against ever trying to predict anything about the story.

My own AU delulu - YES

Serious OP theories - NO

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I headcanon that Doflamingo set his eyes on Crocodile even before the Roger’s execution, and when he saw him there, he wanted to grab his attention ASAP. I feel like Doffy would spill the beans on his origin rather fast, but instead of being impressed, Crocodile would see him for the spoiled brat he is and refuse any alliance with him and his family.

Bonus points if Crocodile sees Trebol and gets even more disgusted

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I am going to make DazWani manifesto, so you guys get into this swamp with me!!! No new posts on tags is ATROCIOUS!

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Daz looks so serious in every Cross Guild pic, of course, he wants to appear as THE professional first. But part of me feels like his subtle grumpiness is due to the fact, that he and Crocodile are no longer together most of the time. Like, imagine being with someone every day alone for 2 years, and then there is this whole organization stuff comes in, Daz has to oversee some things, Crocodile is with his business partners most of the time. Must be hard! Good thing their time apart pays off in the night, eheheh

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A week without DazWani posts, I NEED TO LOCK IN!

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Life truly peaks when you have a lunch break at work and get to eat something good while watching “All rise” I am telling you

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Crocodile/Mr. 1 | Daz Bones Characters: Crocodile (One Piece), Mr. 1 | Daz Bones Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

Baroque Works agents used to sign a special contract as official employees of the organisation. Now with the company gone, world shattered and perspectives of the future being foggy, what makes a person stick around?