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I donât think you should judge cats on their fur color BUT Iâve never met a black cat that I didnât get along with and Iâve never met a solid white cat that wasnât a demon from hell.
SWEAT HOLE?? BODY PIPE??
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Iron Man 1 really said "the actual bad guy is the white capitalist who is selling arms under the table to both sides in order to extend the war and make as much money from it as possible," and Iron Man 2 really said "the white capitalist who gives a platform to people with bad intentions in order to make a buck is the reason the bad intentions have the opportunity to prosper and cause untold damage," and Iron Man 3 really said "the real terrorist is the white capitalist who will create and use fear to manipulate governments and the public in order to sell a product," and I really don't think enough people recognise this.
AO3 is down. Before (the modern concept of easily shareable) fan fiction was invented, do you think people had to recount their sexual fantasies about fictional characters and mythological and historical figures directly to their buddies? Do you think, once upon a time, there was a group of girls making bobbin lace in a dim room in 17th century Brittany with one of them spending hours recounting an elaborate fantasy she had about Sir Lancelot and Queen Guinevere and all of her friends listened enraptured and enthralled? I think so.
I hope that they (the phenomenal ao3 maintenance team) bring back my wife (ao3) from war (unscheduled maintenance) quickly.
I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.
There is nothing quite like the freedom of having gone through all of the Discourse and come out the other side into the promised land of Not Giving A Fuck.
The three keys to the promised land are âBlock, Unfollow, and Do Not EngageâÂ
Amen
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.
This is gold.
i do not see a flaw
Always reblog. This should be carved in stone, on display in public offices.
Amen
First attempt at magic circles and some new layer techniques. Feedback appreciated :)
how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read
Gotta appreciate how goddang on point Yiddish was with developing the verbage. âMazel tovâ. âSchlepâ. âKvetchingâ. It feels good in the mouth. Accurate. Organic. Kiki and Boba of concepts
I believe that if Iâd never heard the word before in my life and someone pointed to some sleazy rapscallion rubbing elbows with persons of influence and said that they were âschmoozingâ I would just innately know what they meant
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What the fuck is a kudos ratio??? Kudos are for the authors to know you enjoyed their work not for people to automatically discredit a fic because the âhits to kudosâ ratio is âoffâ?????
The commercialisation of fics is truly destroying fandom culture
Just a reminder that the Kudos to Hit ratio is irrelevant because
I have read this fic 6 times and I will read it again.
Guys......
I have some exciting news!
A new chapter is coming.....
It's been partially written for a while but waiting for those finishing touches that make it a good chapter worth reading.
But the time has finally come.
I hope it will be everything that you've waited for.
As I promised this Vic was not abandoned and it has been updated!!!!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I decided to do an art challenge thatâs been around a while: The grayscale art challenge. I changed my display to grayscale and did the entire piece without knowing what colors I was using. This is the process with grayscale pictures and the final piece in color.
Wheewph. This has been a Trial! I started this 8.25.25 and worked on it every day. I've redone this over and over. But finally I'm happy. And because I love to add stories to my art I've got one to go with it!
But anyway here is the long process.
Tobirama blames this entire thing on Izuna. The little bastard has somehow convinced this entire village he was Tsukuyomi reborn.
Which is why he was dressed in this ridiculous outfit with what amounts to little more than a scarf covering his chest, and harem pants. And that's it. Not even shoes.
Well, at least he's going to get the last laugh. He can't wait to see Izuna's reaction when he finds out that he is so skilled at suiton jutsu that he doesn't even need hand signs.
He's fairly certain Izuna is expecting him to fail and get them run out of town so they don't have to complete this mission.
To be honest he is half tempted to fail on purpose because this mission is ridiculous. And one hundred percent an attempt to get back at them by Hashirama and Madara for the whole walking in on them having sex in the office thing.
But he's a professional and if his Hokage says they need to build a relationship with this village then that's what he's going to do. On the bright side, this village does need their water reservoir filled and there hasn't been enough rain.
He can feel plenty of water underground though so that's where he's going to pull from.
So he plants his feet firmly down, lifts his hands as if he's holding an invisible object between them, looks up in a suitably superior deity fashion, (at least he hopes that's how it looks) and pulls the water up until it is swirling around him before continuing up like a tornado of water and then down into the reservoir.
The only sound is the roar of water as it does his bidding.
A glance to the side shows him Izuna standing there with his jaw nearly to the floor in shock.
âHa!â serves him right for messing with him. And doubting his skill.
As soon as the reservoir is full the townspeople start clapping and cheering. Some are even crying. And they are spewing praise after praise. It's all very uncomfortable.
He tries to get away by saying he is tired and he's going to go back to their camp, but that leads them to be led to the one and only inn located in the village.
He tries to insist they don't need it. That they are ready to head home, but they insist he must stay and regain his strength. And then they start talking about throwing a feast in his honor tomorrow!
Every attempt to get Izuna to back him so they can leave fails as his idiot husband just silently nods in agreement with everything the townspeople are saying.
As soon as they are alone Tobirama is getting ready to rip into him for not backing him so they can leave, but instead he's being shoved into the wall and kissed breathless.
âFuck Tobirama,â Izuna leans back to say before he starts kissing from his mouth to his neck. âThat was so hot.â
More kissing. âFuck I didn't know you could,â now he's sucking a bite mark into his throat. âDo that without hand signs.â
Izuna continues to bite, kiss, and lick his entire bare chest while praising how âhotâ, and âsexy,â he is.
They strip only enough for Tobirama to get his dick free and oil up and stretch Izuna and then they fuck fast and hard.
They are both sweaty panting messes when they hear a knock on the door.
They look at each other with twin horrified looks. Please don't let them get caught again.
But the person doesn't walk in thankfully.
Izuna quickly straightens his clothes and answers the door while Tobirama tries to retie the scarf/sash thing they put him in.
He walks to the door as soon as he's presentable enough so he can join the conversation and find out more about this âfeastâ they are having tomorrow.
Throughout the entire conversation the town's leader won't stop looking at his chest. It's very strange. More hero worship?
He ignores it, agrees to be there tomorrow and then they both give the man food preferences, because apparently they can't just give him whatever. They have to give him the food he truly desires. He holds back the eye roll until the door is closed.
But instead of getting to comment on the weirdness of this town, Izuna doubles over laughing hysterically.
âWhat is your problem? I don't think anything he said was even funny. Did I miss some joke?â
âOh sage!â Izuna gasps trying to calm his laughter. âJust look down at your chest love.â
Tobirama does and he can feel the way his entire body burns red with his deepest blush ever.
His chest is covered with hickies.
He's never been mortified in his life. How is he supposed to look that man in the eyes again? How can he look at anyone? There is no way this doesn't make the rounds in this town. Gossip in small towns spreads like wildfire on a windy day.
Especially when it's about âTsukuyomiâsâ chosen.
He should have just let himself look like an idiot and got them run out of town. All he can do now is hope that word of this doesn't reach either Hashirama or Madara. They will never let him live this down.
-.-
Word does get back to Hashirama, and therefore Madara in the form of a letter thanking them for granting the town the use of Tsukuyomiâs chosen to bring stability back to the land. Also to ask if it was common practice for followers to worship him through sex.
The letter reaches them before Tobirama and Izuna do.
It's all extremely mortifying and all Izuna's fault.
Sex on his desk had been Izuna's idea anyway. Bastard.
Going above and beyond the challenge!