frozen.

unable to properly function.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[von-felden]

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

[smidnite]

If this ain’t the tea, tho.

[agnesstarker-deactivated2020060]

Yet pornbots still exist

[springlockedfoxy]

It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.

[therapist-anon-deactivated20220]

A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

Miles Van Rensselaer

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[mysharona1987]

[honeynuyt-deactivated20250308]

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

[hashtagloveloses]

dis bitch

[blackgirlsinlove]

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

[furbearingbrick]

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

[vulpinehopes]

I want this post everywhere

[klimtsonianunofficial]

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

[nyokoko]

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[unclefather]

Bdsm

[somecutething]

[jturn]

me @ staff next week when the porn survives 

[rat2rrj]

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD

[saturn-reblogs]

OMG

[omglaurashutup]

Sabrina discovering that she would have to leave the mortal world behind // me If I discovered that I would have to leave the mortal world behind

[h0rrorgoddess-deactivated202511]

[w0wls]

Boneless

[kanjiklubb]

[c-bassmeow]

12 year old me: 

[i-will-later-regret-this]

I don’t regret it 

[tinderventure]

Thinking about switching dentists

[gahdamnpunk]

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

[cancerianprincess]

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

dead

[badluckbadger]

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

[tiralatele]

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

Gmod

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

Why is this so fucking funny

[robthehuman]

[based-world]

Fuck thats a good ass optical illusion. I can’t even see the circles.