Hello 👋🏾

Dani. 22. H(BCU). IG & SC: BiggDani.

[n0kiv]

Who are we cancelling today?

[badsciencejokes]

[nyclesbian]

Roflmao Meeeeee. I didn’t go to class at all this semester

[onerayoflight]

Where are the Pittsburgh people?

Like this lemme know some stuff to do or places to eat at. Or we can link up.

[thebootydiaries]

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

[rowdy-3]

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:  I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

[17000-bees]

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

[grandi0sity]

me, 102 years old, a seven month old child is chewing on my oxygen tubing, slowly killing me:

OH NO BABY WHAT IS YOU DOING????  😂😂😂

[theanimalmemes]

“marry someone u want to annoy for the rest of your life”

— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

[neverthere12345]

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

wow i love this

[neutralangel]

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

same

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Update:

[pleatedjeans]

via

[tayintheflesh-deactivated201707]

THE SNACK MACHINE !!!?!

[queenwhiskey]

A weapon to surpass metal gear

[thedeskofdrychris]

I could have sworn the UPS one was the costume until I looked down

[guava-pussy-deactivated20181119]

GUYS!!!! I AND THE REST OF MY FAMILY HAVE FINALLY BEEN GRANTED ASYLUM!!!!

[guava-pussy-deactivated20181119]

After all the bad shit that’s happened in my life

After 16 fucking years of dealing with immigration

I finally have asylum 😭

I can finally get a green card

I can finally travel outside of the US!!!!

[thoughtsof-r]

i remember how this guy kept harassing me because he told me that God told him i was his wife, that’s when i decided to become an atheist.

[freddyoakland]

lmao why is he lying on god like that

[thoughtsof-r]

right? not today satan lmao

[westafricanbaby]

A lot of men do this. I told the man that said this to me that I was a satanist and he left me alone.

[chichi-baby-deactivated20221024]

😂😂😂 @westafricanbaby you really don’t play around

[westafricanbaby]

Lmaoooooo💀💀.

[jenjerbread]

Let black girls wear their damn afros in peace.

[free-range-tiddies]

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

Sometimes when I’m bored..I ghostwrite Nicki Minaj lyrics in my head….like..things she’d say in a song.

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

For example

“ Bitches is my sons, but I didn’t ABort it

All my records sale/sail you can all Aboard it

Just cop the whip but you can’t Afford it

You can’t relate you Honda Accord it!”

[monogamous-nympho-deactivated20]

The fact that I read this in her voice in my head 😂😂😂

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

😂I love Nicki but she’d drop this then tweet “niggas don’t support real lyricist!”

[chavonj-deactivated20230101]

“And this is the Fax according to me

If you can’t afford a car, you can’t roll with me

Got that pussy on swerve, but pull over please

What you thought? That a bitch would ride dick for free?!”

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

“Ride for free!? Nah, imma needa service FEE

You can catch me getting a tan, Over Seas!

She needed a PaP! I ain’t talkin Ovaries!”

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

When the album droppin?

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Im krusty krab.. yall dumb bitches Chum bucket

Got that Wet pussy, he eat it on the beach…

What we call that? BIKINI BOTTOM

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

I’m the Professor you my kid, BLOSSOM

I Dodge’em like the bus in Rock BOTTOM

Yes, rock bottom Squarepants spongeBOB’EM

I Made them all FALL like leaves in AUTUMN

Real big PROBLEM but NO you can’t Solve’EM

[rumourdaledotcom]

Yeah bitch, do the math

And carry the one

Ya could never get a hit

He one night it and done

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

I’m wifey hun, they never one night me HUN

I’m Bruce Lee with the CHUCKS

Chun-Li with the Buns

I’m Vegeta, You Trunks

Dr.Sues in the Booth

Number one with the Puns

[stayingwoke]

Lebron James’ Fans BLAST Him for Celebrating Black Women’s Olympic Achievements on Social Media

This year’s Olympics have been incredible for black athletes with three women in particular, Simone Biles, Michelle Carter and Simone Manuel, winning gold in their sports, making history and …

Got to love white America.

[fempunkandkittens]

So when Black girls are getting beat up or assaulted or killed by cops they’re troublemakers and unpatriotic, but now they’re winning gold medals so they’re just AMERICANS now? gotcha

[pedantic-pepperoni-deactivated2]

“you’re not exactly helping the cause” 

racist twats will use any excuse to justify not treating black people with respect - you’re not complicit enough, you’re not including us, you’re doing this to yourselves bullshit. And it’s that, pure bullshit. 

[stayingwoke]

I realized that a significant amount of white people want black people to accept the way we are treated.

[screengeniuz]

They’re “not representing African Americans” 😂 what even???

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Lol “Americans” when they win, “Go back to your country” when there’s real issues

[taint3edcakes]

Lmao white people don’t like it when you support each other. They like it when we are divided. Of course

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

^^^^^^

[17mul]

@lmsig

[4am-playlist]

I’ll just leave this here….

[localstarboy]

When Baltimore niggas meet DMV niggas 😂😂

[jarraddenzel]

Lmfao

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Is it really like this?

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

That nigga used “wellin’” all the way wrong, but aside from that, love this video.

[ohhsodreadful]

CRYING

[yungtoothpic]

This girl I use to mess with from Baltimore use to call me dummy all the time and I finally understand.

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

Accreate

[kimreesesdaughter]

I miss home.

[heyjoshheytyler]

sideways scene (x)

[album1700]

“have you met my friend daniel he walks like this”

IM DYING

[ragethegemini]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[elisparklequeen]

The way they all fell down.

[marauders4evr]

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”