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The Author: *trys fixing world machine*

The Great Prophet: what is going on here

Rachis: BREAKFAST

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Kip: are you hungry right now

George: No, not at all

Kip: I am

George: then you should probably eat something

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Niko: what’s worse than not saving the world? Player: when you realize that dragons can’t blow out the candles on their birthday

Niko:

Niko: oh my god you’re right!

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Silver in the mines: Looks like I can’t gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss my way out of this one

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Kelvin: hello kitty

Niko: *runs*

Kelvin: come back here kitty, where are you going kitty

[gaymiis]

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it's canon now

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Calamus: why are you upside down?

Alula: why are you rightside up?

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Cedric: We’re gonna take a trip on our favorite flying machine zooming through the fly, Oneshot!

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Cedric, lightly touching Rue with the side of his foot: Rue move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you

Rue, her eyes enormous: you KICK Rue? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for brother! jail for brother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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Alula: wake up Calamus, your cereal is getting cold

Calamus: but sister, by definition cereal is to be served cold

Alula: well oops! I set it on fire!

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This is where the sanspie pfp came from. An It’s Dark Oneshot pmv I made a while ago.

Mod Silver wants me to add to be desc “Mod Silver was here”.

[skiddlefable]

is this the "it's dark!" that i think it is

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yes. yes it is.

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Heck ya it is :D

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This is where the sanspie pfp came from. An It’s Dark Oneshot pmv I made a while ago.

Mod Silver wants me to add to be desc “Mod Silver was here”.

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Proto: I desire moisture

Cedric: can’t you just say “I want water” like a normal person

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Alula: I’m taking my plushie to school

Calamus: no you are not

Alula: yes I am

Calamus: do others take their plushies to school?

Alula: yes

Calamus: who?

Alula: Alelo

Calamus: is Alelo a real person?

Alula: yes

Calamus: then what does Alelo look like?

Alula: she looks like a girl who takes a plushie to school!

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Magpie: ALULA LOOK ITS A COCKROACH RIGHT THERE

Alula: AAAAAAAAAA

Magpie: Ha just kidding

Alula: You need some Cheezits

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Niko: WHAT ARE DOSE *points to Entity’s shoes*

Entity: .... my shoes.......???

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Rue: THE FLOOR IS LAVA! *jumps onto the table*

Cedric: *sits on chair*

Proto: *faceplants onto the floor and accepts his fate*

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Cedric: *buying socks*

Proto: pffft socks are for nerds

Cedric: Proto you’re wearing socks

Proto:...