one singular grape

yo!!! i am rachel and i am a crying college student. i usually reblog funny stuff as well some pokemans or w/e. don't be scared to message me! *also former ilasgoc maxie

[paxamericana]

[janineknows-deactivated20151221]

i thought this was the onion but

[duff-mcwhalen]

[neopats]

[mom voice] targé

[animeshittalk]

seeing unnecessary fanservice like

[mondoes-deactivated20150506]

horse people are spectacular to listen to bc they love to go on about the “trust” between horses and people and it’s just enchanting. I leave that conversation completely mesmerized by the idea that a person actually trusts  one of those fucking demon creatures when you can see it on their face that there is no life or love in their eyes. horses are the ready vessels of a vengeful, hateful god and we should leave them to eat the fucking ground in peace

[dalish-kunoichi]

So the photographer who did my senior photos found out I like anime and photoshopped Sebastian into one of them.

[gxxus-deactivated20161017]

He’s watching over you. You’re in safe hands. 

[coconi]

#you’re definitely not in safe hands get away

[mondoes-deactivated20150506]

horse people are spectacular to listen to bc they love to go on about the “trust” between horses and people and it’s just enchanting. I leave that conversation completely mesmerized by the idea that a person actually trusts  one of those fucking demon creatures when you can see it on their face that there is no life or love in their eyes. horses are the ready vessels of a vengeful, hateful god and we should leave them to eat the fucking ground in peace

[sugarsprinkles]

Neopets Genesis Evangelion

[iraffiruse]

[dampsandwich-deactivated2016122]

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

[the-sassy-composer]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[tinyoperadiva-deactivated-6-2-1]

I’ve watched this on loop a good 50 times and as a musician I can confirm this to be 10000% true

[bougieauntie-deactivated]

omg this too tru

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

[basicallybeesus]

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

[officialunitedstates]

yeah that’ll work

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[bhelliom]

[fuckyouandyourwhiteceodad-deact]

When ur essay doesn’t meet the minimum word count

[danielkanhai]

i was just walking home from the subway in the rain and i saw a dog walking down the sidewalk alone wearing a sweater. now, i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks alone not wearing sweaters and i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks on leashes wearing sweaters and i gotta say, once you remove the human element from the equation, the dog looks like it dressed itself. like a decision was made by a dog. it just looks like a dog going somewhere in a world where dogs are highly intelligent and have appointments they need to get dressed up for. i couldn’t make eye contact with this dog, it was intimidating in its confidence. 

[starboys]