Submission reads: That squeaky sound when the E string isn't tight enough, hurts my ears ;-;
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Submission reads: That squeaky sound when the E string isn't tight enough, hurts my ears ;-;
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Submission reads: I want to quit the viola, but I need it to get college scholarships. I can't stand the sound of my own instrument because I find every flaw and my self-esteem is so low. My parents won't let me. I fear this'll be what I remember it as forever. Hatred
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Full submission reads: It's tough earning first chair when you are the youngest as far as years of experience in an orchestral setting. The second chair resents me, and it's difficult getting the rest of the section to listen to me. They always overlook the fact that I practiced long and hard on my instrument to get where I am, and that I do indeed have valid musical input. I know I do may know everything about orchestra, but I sure as heck know enough about music. At least listen to me then.
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Submission reads: I'm a violist. I wish people would understand Viola jokes aren't really funny to the violas..it's quite insulting. We are as important as everyone else there
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Sometimes i play my bass guitar like a cello. #experminental #bassguitar #cello #ambient
this sounds like you’ve just entered a really earthy ancient temple and you’re just standing there in awe as light floods through a crack in the ceiling
anamateurexpert you’ve got to hear how sick this is
I heard it. I have very mixed feelings about this after having seen an experimentalist perform life at a jazz fest a few years ago. I… I just…. Idk. nerdygrlwonder
Characteristics of Keys
C Major Completely Pure. Its character is: innocence, simplicity, naïvety, children’s talk.
C Minor Declaration of love and at the same time the lament of unhappy love. All languishing, longing, sighing of the love-sick soul lies in this key.
Db Major A leering key, degenerating into grief and rapture. It cannot laugh, but it can smile; it cannot howl, but it can at least grimace its crying.–Consequently only unusual characters and feelings can be brought out in this key.
C# Minor Penitential lamentation, intimate conversation with God, the friend and help-meet of life; sighs of disappointed friendship and love lie in its radius.
D Major The key of triumph, of Hallelujahs, of war-cries, of victory-rejoicing. Thus, the inviting symphonies, the marches, holiday songs and heaven-rejoicing choruses are set in this key.
D Minor Melancholy womanliness, the spleen and humours brood.
Eb Major
The key of love, of devotion, of intimate conversation with God.
D# Minor Feelings of the anxiety of the soul’s deepest distress, of brooding despair, of blackest depression, of the most gloomy condition of the soul. Every fear, every hesitation of the shuddering heart, breathes out of horrible D# minor. If ghosts could speak, their speech would approximate this key.
E Major Noisy shouts of joy, laughing pleasure and not yet complete, full delight lies in E Major.
E minor Naïve, womanly innocent declaration of love, lament without grumbling; sighs accompanied by few tears; this key speaks of the imminent hope of resolving in the pure happiness of C major.
F Major Complaisance & Calm.
F Minor
Deep depression, funereal lament, groans of misery and longing for the grave.
F# Major Triumph over difficulty, free sigh of relief uttered when hurdles are surmounted; echo of a soul which has fiercely struggled and finally conquered lies in all uses of this key.
F# Minor A gloomy key: it tugs at passion as a dog biting a dress. Resentment and discontent are its language.
G Major Everything rustic, idyllic and lyrical, every calm and satisfied passion, every tender gratitude for true friendship and faithful love,–in a word every gentle and peaceful emotion of the heart is correctly expressed by this key.
G Minor Discontent, uneasiness, worry about a failed scheme; bad-tempered gnashing of teeth; in a word: resentment and dislike.
Ab Major Key of the grave. Death, grave, putrefaction, judgment, eternity lie in its radius.
Ab Minor Grumbler, heart squeezed until it suffocates; wailing lament, difficult struggle; in a word, the color of this key is everything struggling with difficulty.
A Major This key includes declarations of innocent love, satisfaction with one’s state of affairs; hope of seeing one’s beloved again when parting; youthful cheerfulness and trust in God.
A Minor Pious womanliness and tenderness of character.
Bb Major Cheerful love, clear conscience, hope aspiration for a better world.
Bb Minor A quaint creature, often dressed in the garment of night. It is somewhat surly and very seldom takes on a pleasant countenance. Mocking God and the world; discontented with itself and with everything; preparation for suicide sounds in this key.
B Major Strongly coloured, announcing wild passions, composed from the most glaring colours. Anger, rage, jealousy, fury, despair and every burden of the heart lies in its sphere.
B Minor This is as it were the key of patience, of calm awaiting ones’s fate and of submission to divine dispensation.
From Christian Schubart's Ideen zu einer Aesthetik der Tonkunst (1806) translated by Rita Steblin in A History of Key Characteristics in the 18th and Early 19th Centuries. UMI Research Press (1983).
Classical Pieces You've Probably Heard but Might Not Remember the Name
William Tell Overture- Rossini (Most famous part at 8:45, but why not listen to the whole thing?)
Also Sprach Zarathustra- Strauss
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik- Mozart
Symphony 94, Mvt. 2 “Surprise Symphony”- Haydn
Toccata and Fugue in d Minor-Bach
Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2- Chopin
Rondo alla Turca- Mozart
Sinfonie de Fanfares: Rondeau- Jean-Joseph Mouret
The Four Seasons: Spring- Vivaldi (I just linked to the whole thing because it’s great)
Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring- Bach
O Fortuna (from Carmina Burana)- Carl Orff
Funeral March- Chopin
Orpheus in the Underworld: Infernal Galop (A.K.A. Can Can)- Offenbach
Pomp and Circumstance (You probably graduated to this)- Elgar
Gayane: Sabre Dance- Aram Khachaturian
A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Wedding March- Mendelssohn
Carmen: Les Toreadors- Bizet
The Ride of the Valkyries- Wagner
Für Elise- Beethoven
Dance of the Hours- Ponchielli
Rigotello: La Donna e Mobile- Verdi
Night on Bald Mountain- Mussorgsky
Romeo and Juliet: Love Theme- Tchaikovsky
Entry of the Gladiators- Julius Fucik
Lakmé: Flower Duet- Delibes
Peer Gynt: In the Hall of the Mountain King- Greig
Rodeo: Hoedown- Copland
Peer Gynt: Morning Mood- Greig
New World Symphony Mov. [2][4]- Dvorak
Ave Maria (You knew this, but did you know that it was by Schubert?)
Canon in D- Pachelbel
Add others if you want! Have fun!
Dies Irae (from Requiem) - Verdi
Flight of the Bumblebee - Rimsky-Korsakov
Finale to the 1812 Overture - Tchaikovsky
Der Holle Rache kocht in meiner herzen (aka the Queen of the Night aria) - Mozart
Libiamo ne’ lieti calici - Verdi
Largo al factotum - Rossini
Overture to The Barber of Seville - Rossini
The Blue Danube Waltz - Strauss
Moonlight Sonata (mvmt. 1) - Beethoven
Symphony No. 5 - Beethoven
I’m sure there are more but these were some of the first that came to mind as missing!
I think this one’s missing, one of my favourites:
Danse Macabre - Camille Saint-Saëns
This is one of the best classical music master-posts I’ve ever seen. I’m so proud of yall
U KNOW YOU ARE AN ORCH DORK WHEN..
~You buy light colored shirts to avoid rosin stains
~You get together with your friends and in the midst of deciding what to do, you find yourselves playing chamber music
~You don’t go out on weekends because “you have an audition” the next day…or even orch dorkier, a rehearsal
~You buy things like cookie cutters and pasta in the shape of musical notes and instruments
~You’ve put Tchaikovsky’s birthday on your calendar
~You know every viola joke by heart
~When you think about it, you really don’t think the viola jokes are that funny because you know that they are all so TRUE
~You have separate buddy lists…one for orch dorks and one for “regular people”
~You know the words to the choral version of The 1812 Overture
~You know that there is a choral version of The 1812 Overture
~You go to parties and people direct you right to the “orch dork corner”
~You’ve decorated the inside of your case…with things that pertain to music
~You know what an Austrian 6th chord is
~You’ve named your instrument
~You follow along in the score when you listen to classical music
~You own scores
~You find some way to incorporate music into all of your school research papers
~You correct your friends when they call pieces “songs”
~You can draw various instruments on your etch-a-sketch
~You carry around a nail clipper
~You play along with Mahler symphonies on the kazoo
~You know how to pronounce Dohnanyi
~You have friends with screen names like Carlpebach and CadenzaV2
~You sing Beethoven/Tchaikovsky symphonies in parts for fun ~You see seating auditions as a social gathering
~You avoid gym volleyball to avoid hurting your fingers
~You ask for reeds/bows/rosin/mutes for Christmas…and then cry when you don’t get them
~You have a conniption when people clap between movements
~You know what a hemidemisemiquaver is
~You read program notes
~You’re on a dinner date, you’ll interrupt conversation by pointing at the ceiling, cocking your head and saying, “This is Dvorak, we played this my junior year…”
Full confession reads: Playing in the woodwind section with second parts that don't play is a lot easier when your orchestra director is handsome. It makes staring at him so much easier. Except when I miss entrances.
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I feel this on a spiritual level
I’ve watched this on loop a good 50 times and as a musician I can confirm this to be 10000% true
omg this too tru
Confession reads: That moment when the entire orchestra plays through the entire thing without a mistake.
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Confession reads: Nobody in my orchestra practices. It's a $550 a year out of school group. Idiots...
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Full confession reads: Restringing your instrument is like living the "Pina Colada" song with it. A love once thought dead is now more alive than ever. There's nothing quite like fresh strings replacing dead ones.
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rest rest REST REST REST REST REST REST
WHY IS THERE A CRESCENDO UNDER A REST?!?
I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS OH MY GOD
*rest intensifies*
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Full Confession reads: I go to practice to see her face. I try my best to hear her praise. I practice my hardest to keep pace, and maybe to earn my place; at least beside her, if not in her heart. Playing in orchestra means so much more when you're secretly in love with your stand partner. ... I think I know better than to say how I feel. She's signicantly older, and our goals outside of orchestra are very different. But still. I can't help it.
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hey do you know roughly how many people are put on reserve lists in an orchestra? or maybe just for the violin section
No idea at all. Probably depends on the size of the orchestra.