red teams, blue teams

tal. 22. she/they. sharks + caps + habs + canucks. there's rpf in here

[oneteamtwoteams]

☆ ne perds jamais l’espoir

hi i’m tal i'm 22 and i like hockey and figure skating

i like and follow from @kafkaesquegf

cycling and motorsport fan who won’t stop comparing hockey players to random pro cyclists

noted rule 63 enjoyer

i do rpf here but if you are exclusively interested in looking at things through an rpf lens this is probably not the blog for you

if you are mean to michael misa you will be blocked

[oneteamtwoteams]

i miss the washington capitals

[thatsamadeuppenalty]

who will be brave enough to ask the dc mayoral candidates their plans for getting cole hutson and ilia malinin to play fortnite on stream together?

[filthyjanuary]

[geurujam]

happy national snoopy day!!! ♫♪ (･¨⬮

[urie]

i fall somewhere in between "this is the end of hrpf as we know it we must delete our accounts and salt the earth" and "its fine that hrpf is getting a spotlight shone on it" but i will say when you have white will smith doing hrpf fanservice on tiktok after months of the sharks doing hrpf bait its already an open secret and we have to just accept that. and you cant even blame the willmacks either when the second result on google for crosby and malkin is literally their fanlore page. i think at this point its willfully obtuse to cling onto the hope that hockey players, especially younger ones who are more online, dont have some general understanding that hrpf exists. i think the majority of them just decide its weird and beyond their understanding and choose not to look like anyways i got a lululemon date with ashlyghn later so idrc about that right now

[samezukah]

i'd like to start a discussion

[washedupkam]

our intellectual michkov

[talahui]

there is a chasm between what hockeyblr think gay men find desirable vs. what the men in my life find desirable that is a specific version of hoggles

anyways the correct answer for that porn post is david savard, and it's not close

[filthyjanuary]

misha's instagram story (july 30, 2026)

[briannejenners]

My Girl is being Flavoured

[teddywesworl]

using these to explain my mental state like those little paddle signs for kids who struggle to identify their emotions

[starrynet]

snoopy’s coach would probably like him more if he didn’t take so many penalties

[intovertebral]

justin sourdif's interview from hometown s3e09: caps mentors' trip

[moon-honey-31]

the thing about sourds and leno is people think they're smart4idiot, with sourdy as the long-suffering competent one saving leno from himself. but they're actually the most classic idiot4idiot you'll ever find. both of them put all their brain cells towards hockey and forgot to save any for the rest of life. they never drive each other crazy bc they're constantly discovering really basic shit and showing it to each other like whoaaaaa dude look at this! did you know you can put pop tarts in the toaster? and the other one's like WE HAVE A TOASTER?!? NO WAY BRO!!!! it's really beautiful and everyone around them is just amazed they're still alive

[starrynet]

we also just got news about wyatt johnston and his nhl friends

[starrynet]

breaking news: I think delly is going to be there!!! and wyjo apparently also invited some pwhl friends

[m4waru]

will and grace smith if you deep it