former teenager w/attitude

archive account just in case regular "onethousandrbirds" gets terminated again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ twitter: doubtingthomasR | ao3: pageofpages | tik tok: definitely_notthomas

[onethousandrbirds]

my actual account is back now (one month later with starbucks, i guess). sorry if there are two of me following you now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[onethousandrbirdsbackup]

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[fma-facts]

Happy Meat Day everyone!

[fma-facts]

Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days

[omegasmileyface]

Visit Original Link

[gitout-guiteau-deactivated20230]

copper II sulfate ass wednesday

[driflloon]

the gif of sasuke knocking over the glass of water with the caption “Is Nothing Easy?” is the best image on this site

[everythingungodly-deactivated20]

[moringmark]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wow the planking meme is a decade old now isn’t it

[what-even-is-thiss]

I salute you, brave warriors of ages past. Also known as when I was in 8th grade.

[what-even-is-thiss]

[minecraftedmarvel]

You're not allowed to make me feel old stoooppp

[what-even-is-thiss]

[wombatlovesyou-moving]

Shush ur face this meme can't be a decade old it only happened yesterday

[what-even-is-thiss]

2011 was a decade ago whether you like it or not

[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]

[transgender-mp3]

He is shopping for blonde women

[parasitoidism]

The idea of being a villain in Pokémon is SO FUNNY like youre in this word where you have little creatures that are powered by good vibes and friendship and you can bond with them and play with them and stuff and you’re like no I think we need to establish an organized crime ring or blow up the planet or both

[parasitoidism]

pikachu: pika pika:)

Like 10 different people: I want to kill everyone in the world

[randomitemdrop]

Everybody loves Orbs, obviously, but what’s the best way to carry them around and deploy them when needed? Item: Wrist-Mounted Orb Yeeter

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

carly rae jepsen appeared to me in a dream and told me to beat my dick until it fell apart like a brisket

[thekao]

Mondo Mango: Game On

Getting into this game. Kinda guess what it is x’D

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[rickrude-deactivated20231031]

[funnypages]

My biggest complaint about Civil War? No Scarlet Witch headdress/mask/thing. WHERE IS IT???

[funnypages]

Another reason why WandaVision is great

[boyonboy]

Arman 💞

[2-slices-extra]

Dai seems very confident in his next plan! Check out the new 2 Slices page!

[djsherriff]

This pains me