Mysteryhat

20F - English Teacher - College Student - Cat enthusiast

[otherwindow]

If Blue Diamond and Yellow Diamond fused it’d just be Marge Simpson

[wlwvoltron]

some alien reporter: is keith the best black paladin in the universe?

lance, gesturing to shiro: keith isn’t even the best black paladin in voltron

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

[aku-no-homu]

the best episode of yugioh is when he kills a child

[seriousfic]

[shinymegacrobat]

I mean he did throw Exodia into the ocean so he deserves to die

[fb9062]

amazon bring me….my child

[fb9062]

SON???????????

[fb9062]

He’s ok just wrinkly

[snagerdragon]

he was vacuum sealed

[horrorgay]

🐈✨💛

[vladtheunfollower]

[micahhangelo-deactivated2020112]

Uh idk who is cuter

[werethless-deactivated20190103]

Bruh.

[baker-p-i]

THE LIL BABY KISSED HIM WHEN HE WAS TALKING IN SLOTH TO HIM!!!!!

[melaninmedicine]

both of them are toooooooo fucking cute

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[sunmied]

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

[slaveney]

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[theshitneyspears]

Me: I have NO idea what to wear tonight.

FBI Agent watching me through my webcam: Well let us see some options.

Me, shocked, but also wanting help:

[advanced-procrastination]

I have to keep safety scissors in a locked drawer bc on multiple occasions students have chosen to maim each other with them rather than cut their foldable. CHILDREN’S SAFETY SCISSORS. On other occasions, students have dug through my desk drawers looking for candy, the school personnel phone list, my rubiks cube, and my car keys.

Oh and hey, on at least one occasion, a student has been caught trying to break into the scissor supply drawer for unknown reasons.

Do you see where I’m going here, or has the NRA paid you to be completely oblivious to rational thought.

[theguilteaparty]

[dangerouspers0n]

wheres the fucking vide

[poolboydivision]

here’s the video https://twitter.com/stevelikescups/status/964622725833670656

[yimmypee]

[stefani-germanotta]

vine compilation #2345346234 (feat. vines i haven’t really seen in other compilations)

[sonicthehedgegod]

it’s pretty fucked up when they stumbled into narnia thru the wardrobe but it’d be way more fucked up if like a centaur wandered outside for like five minutes

[sonicthehedgegod]

imagine being a centaur and wandering out into a wardrobe and being like “wow whys everything all shitty and boring wtf bye” and you turn around and 1000 years went by

[satanstrousers]

Thanks mom.

[1995lahaine]

this is THE funniest thing i have ever read

[broveria]

i’m yelling

[thenatsdorf]

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