I'd say, "no," but he'd probably think that's a "yes" in disguise.
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I'd say, "no," but he'd probably think that's a "yes" in disguise.
Ten bucks says he pulls the “sexy librarian” card next.
Damn, I lost the bet.
Forget to mention this because I wasn’t sure if I wanted to, but Michael replied to me on Wednesday. I heard from him again early this morning, but he was just telling me he wouldn’t be able to properly reply to my (second) message until the weekend because of how much work he’s got right now. I don’t feel so foolish anymore.
I'm starting to feel a tinsy bit foolish about this Michael Aranda thing. He reblogged one of the posts I tagged him in and added a comment that (now as I think about it) makes me sound like some stupid fangirl. And of course, because he has a lot of followers, people keep reblogging it and I'm starting to feel like I'm the butt of a joke. Sure, he was probably being goofy and clever and whatever, but I know that my apprehensions are valid. It doesn't help that the he's logged on to the OKC profile since I sent the message and hasn't answered it. He's not obligated to answer, of course, but that coupled with the post doesn't make me feel better.
Oh, and when I said that there’s a convincing michaelaranda profile on OkCupid, I mean it’s really convincing. Aside from the fact that there’s a mini FAQ and the first question is
The tone of the profile sounds exactly how he writes and speaks. Part of me...
I think this is your roundabout way of confirming that that's your profile.
Oh, and when I said that there’s a convincing michaelaranda profile on OkCupid, I mean it’s really convincing. Aside from the fact that there’s a mini FAQ and the first question is
The tone of the profile sounds exactly how he writes and speaks. Part of me is convinced that it’s legitimate, but the other part of me remembers how many times I caught people trying to catfish. My skepticism outweighs my hopefulness.
Sounds bad, right? Just wait, I haven't shown you his list of favorite books yet:
With that in mind, let's look at a few more of his responses:
There's way too much of a coincidence.
He didn’t reply
I knew I shouldn’t have answered a message from a 50-year-old.
But I did take the opportunity to check out his profile. OH BOY. There’s so much that bothers me that I just annotated the screenshots like a piece of literature. I mean, it’s long and boring enough to be one. Most things are highlighted and have comments next to them, but a few are just underlined.
He’s got this weird obsession with children and women at least two decades younger than him. He also talks about women like they’re only good for reproduction, raising children, and fixing him. Yep, it sure is a mystery why he’s an unwed 50-year-old with no children.
He’s added to his profile since I last saw it, and it doesn’t make him sound any less condescending or controlling.
If this guy has ever wondered why he’s 50 years old and has never been in a committed relationship, he should start by reading his own profile. That and the fact that he uses “boink” instead of “have sex with” will answer any questions he might have
Damn, I’m good. He didn’t think so, unfortunately
He's back and his ego is more fragile than ever
I don't know what this guy's problem was, but it scared me. It was too Elliot Roger-esque, and that didn't sit well with me. The way he treated me was completely uncalled for. Both of his messages are emotionally manipulative and mildly abusive. Plus he was defensive, entitled, rude, and condescending. The "generic profile" jab was pretty hypocritical considering his profile is just different variations of "nobody cares".
His profile got deleted sometime this past week, but I don't know if he's made another one or intends to in the future . Just keep an eye out for this guy. He's one big red flag.
If his picture is any indication, I don't think he was impressed with the booty
A 32-year-old man who relies on cheesy pizza jokes. Excuse me while I go stick my head in a hot oven.
Send this to anyone who says, "Oh my gawd, I LOVE British boys! They're so much better than American boys."
"I would've said cutie" Yeah, because that's sooo much better than "sexy"...
His profile said that he has two kids whom he "sees often," which most likely means he doesn't have full custody. Can't imagine why. He seems like such a good role model.