i am on the verge

of what? i do not know

[tourfilm]

[bibidebabideboo]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

mythbusters

[foxgirltail]

Fish pretend to want me for clout

[foxgirltail]

Women pretend to want me for trout

[transmechanicus]

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

[transmechanicus]

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

[those]

why are u gay

i wanted to make my life more difficult 

[yes-weird-no]

🤝🏻

[coughloop]

me at the crack of dawn setting up my fishing rod

[joey-wheeler-official]

Once again thinking about the richard dawkins “I need a fat bitch” tweet

[joey-wheeler-official]

Sincerely an all time top 10 tweet

[kakashi-vibes]

Can a full grown man aged 43 be a "discord kitten"

[4444555666777888999]

[scorpiety-bye-deactivated202310]

none of u are real btw i made u up to enrich my dream world habitat

[iwas-handpicked]

stop asking me what my plan for the day is, it’s the same as always, self sabotage

[that-house]

Frat boy vampire draining someone while his bros chant “CHUG CHUG CHUG” in the background

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[cryptidsandchaos]

The first 3 letters of your hometown + the last 3 letters of your name = your inner demon name.

I’m Kinott (which is a Vibe)

[catsbeaversandducks]

[tlirsgender]

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

[tlirsgender]

There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy

[mlarayoukai-archive]

i hate pokemon

[mlarayoukai-archive]

girl what

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Thank you for providing the worst thing I’ve read in years. It’s a gift actually