Only-In-Torrence

Just a concerned citizen in Torrence Still searching for SDN's HR department

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Hey there! I’m your local news intern turned social media manager!

I do not get paid enough to check the handbook for what is technically ‘appropriate’ to post on here on the company’s dime (not that I’m getting paid) so if you want to continue to receive your oft-daily updates from your submissions and my own observations, please don’t report me to my supervisor.

Obligatory “any big scoops should be sent to the office itself rather than over a social media account’, but I’m not gonna snitch to Big Brother Corporate at the South Bay Signal if I happen to get the first bite of a big story.

Best Regards,

@/Only-In-Torrence

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Hey there! I’m the manager of this account, Loki!

I have another blog that’s mostly my own work and reblogs over at @/majorstumbles

Please be generous and understanding if I don’t manage to get something out every day! I’m only a single person and I’m in the throes of a year-long research project.

Anyone wanting to rp, knowing the intern: his English name is Adrien, and his Korean name is undecided as of yet, and I’ll have his appearance down here shortly.

All 18+ posts are labeled ‘spicy’!! If u a minor pls regulate yourself and what you feel you are mature enough to consume.

Feel free to send an ask or anything regarding an rp meme, just link the thing in ur message and I’ll make sure to check it out!

Toodaloo!

Profile pic and Timelapse:

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RELATIONSHIP BUILDING

Send ⭐️ (or multiple) for a headcanon about our muses. Send ☎ for your muse’s info in my muses phone (name, ringtone, picture, last text received/sent). Send 🎼 for a song that reminds me of our muses. Send 👋 for three things that describe our muses relationship. Send 👂 to overhear my muse talking about yours. Send 👤+ a muse name for my muse’s opinion on that muse (with the other muse/mun’s permission). Send 😍 for my muse to tell yours three things they love about them. Send 💤 for my muse to say something about yours in their sleep. Send 📖 for my muse to read out an entry in their journal/diary about yours. Send ✉ for a written letter from my muse. Send📱for a voicemail my muse left yours. Send 🌀 for my muse’s reaction to getting stuck in a storm with yours. Send 🍺 for my muses drunk reaction around yours. Send 💰 for your muse to ask mine for money. Send ✔️ for a daydream my muse has had about/involving yours. Send 👀 for my muse to compliment yours Send 💋 for how my muse would seduce/flirt with yours. Send  👏 and what your muse will do to fluster mine. Send 😙 for my muse’s reaction to yours being super affectionate. Send 🍵 and my muse will reveal one of their biggest regrets involving yours. Send 😶 and my muse will confess to something they wish they didn’t do that affected your muse.

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why did you work in the red ring

“And that’s where Shroud picked me up, I suppose. Easier to work with a syndicate than alone. Better number two than number one.”

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”Why do you ask?”

(//ooc: oh god the quality)

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THE BABY IS A GIRL 😠

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hows the baby

“He’ll probably start screaming once I get tired of constantly talking or humming, though. Kiddo seems determined to be soothed 24/7.”

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HONK!!

*Here be a horrible creature*

@horrible-goose-offical

“I’ve been stuck in a nearby coffee shop for the past 10 minutes. It can see me and keeps puppy guarding my groceries.”

(//ooc: HORRID GOOSE OFFICIAL HELLO)

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“…Hey, Maho. Thanks for letting me stay.”

Out of the hospital! And out of Hell for me!

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There’s peppy music playing in her apartment. Some song about fashion. she’s wearing the sweater Adrien gave her for Christmas. Her hand is in a pot of water with eggs in it. Her left sleeve is rolled up, revealing the scissor scar she got last year. She had some issues getting the door open with the whole pot setup.

Of course! Anyway, I’m sure you’d do the same for me. Now get in here, bopit.

And help me close the door, I can’t fuck these eggs up.

She backs into the apartment. There’s this couch that looks like an ice cream sandwich, and there’s a tv surrounded by stacks of DVDs. The rug on the floor is shaped like a blue planet with a ring on it. If he looks to the right there’s a door with a sign taped to it that says “BOOBS ROOM” it’s sparkly.

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…Heh… boobs room… oh- of, course, let me get that for you.

ARE YOU CRAZY?! What are you-? …Oh, right… heat hands.

Adrien sighs, stepping sheepishly back to give Maho some space.

…Sorry, forgot about that.

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“…Hey, Maho. Thanks for letting me stay.”

Out of the hospital! And out of Hell for me!

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Maho what have you done

How dare you

Huh? I thought you were okay with—ohhhhhhhhhhh.

Maho starts cackling

I’m using my SDN subscription to make sure my friend isn’t lonely when I’m busy, aren’t I the best?

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I know where you sleep

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Aww, you’re embarrassed. Doofus. You wouldn’t hurt me and we both know that. Would you wanna hurt anyone, now? I wonder. It doesn’t look like it to me.

Oh my god, someone save me, I better call Flambae again so he can catch you, and put you in handcuffs, and carry you to jaaaail.

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You pain me. You’re putting me through pain, Maho.

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should I ask him not to visit you then?

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…I never said that.

What’s done is done, Maho. To go back on your actions made in your right mind when you still believe them to be correct is to be untrue to yourself.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

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Maho what have you done

How dare you

Huh? I thought you were okay with—ohhhhhhhhhhh.

Maho starts cackling

I’m using my SDN subscription to make sure my friend isn’t lonely when I’m busy, aren’t I the best?

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I know where you sleep

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Aww, you’re embarrassed. Doofus. You wouldn’t hurt me and we both know that. Would you wanna hurt anyone, now? I wonder. It doesn’t look like it to me.

Oh my god, someone save me, I better call Flambae again so he can catch you, and put you in handcuffs, and carry you to jaaaail.

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You pain me. You’re putting me through pain, Maho.

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should I ask him not to visit you then?

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…I never said that.

What’s done is done, Maho. To go back on your actions made in your right mind when you still believe them to be correct is to be untrue to yourself.

[maho-from-torrents]

Maho what have you done

How dare you

Huh? I thought you were okay with—ohhhhhhhhhhh.

Maho starts cackling

I’m using my SDN subscription to make sure my friend isn’t lonely when I’m busy, aren’t I the best?

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I know where you sleep

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Aww, you’re embarrassed. Doofus. You wouldn’t hurt me and we both know that. Would you wanna hurt anyone, now? I wonder. It doesn’t look like it to me.

Oh my god, someone save me, I better call Flambae again so he can catch you, and put you in handcuffs, and carry you to jaaaail.

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You pain me. You’re putting me through pain, Maho.

[maho-from-torrents]

Maho what have you done

How dare you

Huh? I thought you were okay with—ohhhhhhhhhhh.

Maho starts cackling

I’m using my SDN subscription to make sure my friend isn’t lonely when I’m busy, aren’t I the best?

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I know where you sleep

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Maho shows Adrien a Polaroid of herself dressed as Charles Kingsley, in Charles Kingsley’s car, holding up a takeaway bag from the drive thru. she looks him in the eyes and whispers “remember this” before she melts it in her hand

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Adrien just stares for a moment at the smoldering lump of had-been-Polaroid. That… that was-

“Oh my god, Maho!” He wheezes, cackling quietly as he presses his palm to his forehead. “Oh, he must’ve hated you!”