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[lemonskittlesofficial]

quick question how am i supposed to love myself if i’m literally a trash person? do i just lie to myself until i’m deceived? is that how this works???

[lemonskittlesofficial]

no i don’t that’s why i’m looking it up you moldy charcoal briquette

[lemonskittlesofficial]

this looks infinitely more promising 

[lemonskittlesofficial]

aight that’s ok i didn’t need self love anyway

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[laura-palmers-ghost]

Ever since I realized a few years ago that aubergine was another word for eggplant…

Every time I hear the line “Boys will be boys

Hiding in estrogen and wearing aubergine dreams” I hear it as “eggplant dreams” and it takes on a completely different meaning…🍆😂☝️

[odetoross-deactivated20201208]

does everyone not know that aubergine dreams is a colour of eyeshadow,,,,,

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[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[arreisofavalon]

You saw it here folks, the first tik tok to make me actually laugh

[just-high-school-things]

I’m on the swim team and we’ve modified the “Guess I’ll die” meme into “Guess I’ll drown” and it’s (usually) said if we get our worst stroke during a race and usually the responses are “Bitch same” or “Mood”

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[superwholocked-for-life]

Janet from the Good Place is a mood sometimes.

[i-am-a-fish]

who the HECK is makin that Klackity Klack sound while im trying to type

[justvintagecute]

Crab

[i-am-a-fish]

oh my goodness i had no idea, im so sorry for yelling i appreciate their service

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[just-high-school-things]

"I'm here, I'm queer, and my depression is moderate to severe."

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[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[stltzfs-deactivated20200309]

Oh my word

You can hear it

[all-hail-the-diamond-author-blog]

Alright, Psychology lesson.

So the reason you can hear it is not because it’s actually playing a sound; it’s not. But, the screen shaking when the telephone pole thingie hits the ground sends a message to your brain saying that this is a really loud sound, and so, your brain sends out messages to your ears, which tell them that hey, there’s supposed to be a sound here, and so the ears automatically hear something that’s actually not there.

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[stegosoreus]

futjek gif ggjjg wkwngs the wksine

vik geehad, yeehaw ncjeiendnfm

[lemonskittlesofficial]

steggy are u okay

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[whenemmafallsinlove]

Excuse you we’re not all “human beings on a social media website” some of us are porn bots ok

i choked

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[hustlerose]

masterpost 

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[one-time-i-dreamt]

Idaho was eliminated and got replaced with a state called Tumblr.

[skittles-or-pants]

this is a prophecy, and we must answer

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[chaoticgouda]

I know absolutely nothing about the umbrella academy so whenever I see a post about Klaus doing something badass I’m like “Oh man that Baudelaire kid went Off The Fucking Shits”

[lemonskittlesofficial]

@all-hail-mono-onion my thoughts literally every time you post about tua

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[i-am-a-fish]

if you squish a bug!!!!!!!! im gonna squish!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skittles-or-pants]

Yes please kill me

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[yourplayersaidwhat]

"we're, like, the reverse Spanish inquisition"

-my party, planning to kidnap someone to learn about their religion.

[sea-anon]

Well….. nobody expected that

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

[sea-anon]

Dude I swear we are on the exact same page all the time it’s weird

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

I have psychic powers

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[gamzeefromoverwatch]

Peter, repeatedly saying the same lines about remembering to do the story missions: p,,,pl,,,pl,,eas,e do a mission

me, web slinging around and finding backpacks: absolutely not

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