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[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Bro check it out. It's a drawing of an anime girl. But look closer. She is gaunt and has bags around her eyes. Further yet, she has an overall sullen, disheveled manner. Is that a cigarette? Perhaps a can of beer? That's fucking crazy bro. Holy fuck. Is that allowed? Normally girls are cute. Jesus Christ. That's so crazy man. Wow.

[killrockstar]

her #failed draag experiments

[theaterard]

oh also idk if you guys heard gerard gushing over something smelling good in the crowd “wow its fruity and a little floral.” it was someone fucking destroying a geek bar

[girlstunts]

[segamascott]

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[twentychildreninawashingmachine]

i thought they were bees.

[pukicho]

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[dailyjoetrick]

2023

[pjackk]

Ive got alot of ideas on berrys that mite get me canceled

[dogpuppy]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[samwgirl]

[motherdagger]

If MCR never got back together I think Gerard would be out there tormenting some happless community theater group.

[concretedyke]

cant believe we got a frank iero pronoun reveal

[bladeemaid]

some elements of my ideal magical girl loadout: pink thigh-high pvc boots, balenciaga shield sunglasses, vetements dress with attached gloves, jewel-encrusted gold plated m6 spartan laser (typically wielded by master chief without the added bling)