Birds Ate My Face

[iridessence]

Typical racist rhetoric:

The “oh, but you’re not like the rest of them” line.

[disneyforprincesses]

Never forget

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

LOL this is literally the most accurate depiction ever.

[theproblematicblogger]

[this-is-me-irl]

[onlycallswhenhigh]

Them: motherfucker

Me, an intellectual: Oedipus

[adeles]

[memewhore]

[ask-bot]

What simple task are you surprisingly bad at?

[atomicflare]

Making friends

[topherchris]

[basicmom]

why do americans freak out over us canadians having bagged milk

[heartshapedmoistvagina]

WHO THE FUCK BAGS MILK

[basicmom]

WHO THE FUCK BRINGS GUNS INTO WALMART

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

yeah that’s fair

[japhers]

I am a Mature Responsible College Student

[victorpopejr]

Everybody used to think the Earth was flat. (full video)

[norest4thaweary]

Hahaha wtf

[bob-belcher]

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[xomtrencherxo-deactivated201408]

Those are chickens

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[desulto]

Those are chickens

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[imactinginsane]

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[vintagednostalgia-deactivated20]

T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[verycontrolledchaos]

I fricken owned chickens a long time ago. THOSE ARE CHICKENS. I also own four ducks. I would know the difference. Those are not ducks nor will the ever be ducks.

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[spongeboblyricedits]

Do I Wanna Know//Arctic Monkeys

[buzzfeed]

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

[ash-ofpallet]

[juvjuvychan-blog]

shit like this is why there’s been 16 fucking seasons of this god damn show