what mouse walks on two legs
mickey
okay, what duck walks on two legs?
donald
no, all of them.
this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit

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what mouse walks on two legs
mickey
okay, what duck walks on two legs?
donald
no, all of them.
this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit
cowpool universe is being born
He deserves it
Pregnancy runs in my family. Over half of my ancestors had it at some point.
The other big one is death. That runs in the family too. An overwhelming majority of my ancestors experienced death at some point in their lives.
I always wondered why the Western Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac were both called zodiacs if one was associated w astronomy and the other w time in general. Like what defines a zodiac that the word is only used to describe these two things? Looking up the word “zodiac” in the dictionary didnt help bc it only talked about the western one.
Well, I decided to look up the etymology for zodiac and it turns out it comes from the Greek for “circle of little animals.” I love humans
was unwilling to accept this outright so i checked etymonline and, truly:
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Behold, a zodiac!
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fuck yes dragon tuesday
I've been trying not to call people mean names when I get into arguments so now my default when I get a lil frustrated is to say "babe" which as u might understand is not particularly conducive to customer service
Had a guy piss me off so badly yesterday I called him babygirl
For reference im a scrawny 19 year old girl weaing top much eyeliner and he was a 40 year old man in an American flag carhartt jacket. We were both so surprised the disagreement just ended right there
pokemon
The legendaries for the next pokemon game look interesting
Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw
damn ok lake superior
Ok yeah that lake is superior