Ellen

24• INFJ• Merlin is very important to me• I love birds• 0/60 2026 reading goal 📚 tiktok: @ellelend

[mayahart]

—Octavio Paz, Motion MERLIN ▸ The Sword in the Stone

[nolaplantdaddy]

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

[noegrets]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[lumism-main]

[tesb]

The Force will be with you, always. HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!

[fishingisuniversal]

I think Merlin would actually fucking hate being Court Sorcerer because that is an actual political position with duties and responsibilities that has to answer to the King, and to a lesser extent the King's Council, which means he cant just like, fuck off for days at a time to murder a few people and then lie and say he was getting hammered

[noneknxws]

watching merlin is crazy because every single episode Merlin will rightfully point something fishy out and every single episode Arthur or Gaius or Uther or Anybody will be like “Merlin you’re insane I don’t believe you” and in the end he’s always right and they go “Merlin I’m sorry you were right” and then slap him with like 12 different chores 😭😭😭

[rslashrats]

[cannibalchicken]

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[1800dogzone]

[joshpeck]

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

[comixextra]

[halondrus]

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[jaspersboy]

Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.

Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting

[jaspersboy]

[slipperygal-deactivated20181221]

I will never share these.

[tap-shoes]

Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around