very inactive but happy 2 be here

hi i like minecraft, just like you! frog, they/he :] main (non-mcyt) blog is @iwillstealyourpotatoes i dont support abusers 👍

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[pol4r-b34r]

Thank you midoffs for blessing us with this awesome duo

Congrats to the winners!!

meme author @diamunico on twt (I totally forgot to @ her soz)

[prettyinaccurate]

steve from minecraft? herobrine from minecraft?

[alphajn]

Doodle dump that I made over the past weeks

[l3o-draws]

I think it might be horse

[funnyjamguy96]

these were the horrors I experienced bruh if this gets enough attention I’ll make this actually look good

[kermitarsowon]

I think D3rlord would love smth as silly as these pick up lines, since yk he's the same guy who called the King in Yellow a "lumping moron" and almost said "kiss my butt" as final dialogue....

[passerinepassing]

You know when cats absolutely don't want to be touched and then randomly decide to curl up in your lap so you have to be cool about it and not get too excited or they'll leave?

Anyway, some fluff. For balance. I can only make you guys so miserable. I'm considering writing fanfic for this au but I'm only really good at random little oneshots.

[passerinepassing]

silly little followup I didn't spend much energy on because I had a migraine... Avery could NOT stay cool about it.

[sceebybeeby]

i ran back to the house to grab you some water and somethin' to eat

[vicprobably]

thinking about these two again... and no, I will NOT be answering which is which.

[purp13cloud]

Bonus:

Ever since watching Sfawtde I always wondered about the people that may look for D3rlord3, then saw some hcs about him being a gifted and burnt out college drop out

So his family, who was expecting him to become someone great, was to say the least displeased about this development and think that he's trying to recitify it

[st0rmzz5965]

“You are nothing.”

So... I know this doesn't ACTUALLY happen within this part, i just was having a bit of fun since Avery is the perfect vessel

[kailjoi]

so is it like kissing jello?—or what

[sketch utc]

[ama-a93]

thanks to you, i got a chance to see all the beauty of the universe

[mossy-cobble]

im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig

[jade-e06]

so what if the king took over d3rlord’s body…

including slimeknight human designs!!

[genersones]

threw up on a canvas