Badwolf

Waiting for a mad man in a blue box to whisk me away to Camelot, save Sherlock, visit Atlantis, travel to Hogwarts, go down the rabbit hole with Alice, Hitchhike around the galaxy, steel the iron throne, complete the maze, ride with the musketeers and go on an adventure with Gandalf.

[nonbinaryisfine]

How many nonbinary people does it take to change a light bulb?

0 because nonbinary doesn’t exist. You’re either a boy or a girl. If you’re too stupid to figure that out then it probably takes a whole lot of you to change a light bulb.

[1234599999-deactivated20190801]

how many cis people does it take to change a light bulb? trick question: you never do because you hate change and prefer to stay in the dark forever

[travismaywaether-deactivated201]

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

which country has the most birds

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

portugeese

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

wait

[skypestripper]

thats a language

[luvgrease99-blog]

portugull

[noej]

nice recovery

[dayof-storyandsong]

don’t you mean nice redovery

[biological-warfare]

turkey, how did we miss turkey

[14193]

she drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra

[thehmn]

I went shopping the other day and walked past one of the many Christmas food-stands that had been set up for the holidays. A Muslim woman was buying something from one of them and the lady behind the desk said “Merry Christma- Oh, sorry” but the Muslim woman replied “Don’t worry. I may not celebrate Christmas, but the food is great! So Merry Christmas to you” which I thought was super cute.

I think we can all agree that even if we don’t share holidays, we can all enjoy the food that comes with them. When I lived in England I always got excited about the Hindu celebrations like “Yes! That means they’re selling that kind of food in the Indian shops!”

[frsrr-deactivated20151031]

i feel bad for math. its such a calm and friendly discipline full of beautiful and complex patterns and theres absolutely nothing inherently bad or oppressive about it but ppl treat it as though its evil and malicious. a lot of pure math lacks any kind of practical application or end goal, and just exists for the sake of stimulating peoples minds and pushing the limits of the medium as far as is possible. much like almost every kind of art

math means u no harm friends

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

can’t relate. blocked

[boredpanda]

[perhapsarat]

just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.

[perhapsarat]

I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse

[diredesiretoaspiretodiehard]

were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?

[perhapsarat]

i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind 

[cheeso]

[android1000]

how do y'all find boyfriends. What the fuck lol

[lolerzz]

[theawesomeadventurer]

I want to die

[bantarleton]

The return of the Unknown Warrior to Britain,1920. the horses in the second picture served the whole of the war as a team and all lived to return to duties in London and were known as “The Old Blacks ”

[bantarleton]

On the 1st of July this year, the 100th anniversary of the start of the battle of the Somme, men in uniforms provided an eerie spectacle handing out the names of killed soldiers at the UK train stations they departed form a hundred years before. #wearehere

[bantarleton]

Our eternal Queen.

[tackless]

Summer 2016

[sdequus2]

Oh my god

[thingsiusedtobe]

I need context for this.

[tackless]

My barn is a pokestop. Barn owner is upset and posts “no Pokemon” sign. I am a shithead and do my dressage freestyle to the theme song.

[ifdreamstherebe]

the photo alone was good but the context made it GREAT.

[tackless]

The fact that this is still going around pleases me greatly

[thedesigndome]

Exquisite Figurines Depicting Various Seasons

New York-based assemblage sculpture artist Garret Kane composed a breathtaking series called “Seasons”, actualizing a figment of his own imagination.

Keep reading

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[nintendette]

Oregon Gov. Kate Brown made history Tuesday night becoming the first openly LGBT person to win election as governor in the United States. November 8, 2016

[qxessence]

I hope this matters