Chivalrous Slenderman Discussion Board

A haven for fans of legendary being Slenderman, free of politically correct ideologies.

[onlyslenderthoughts]

Please do not ask if The Slenderman is strawberry-flavored or any flavor at all. Though definitely might have a scent of some sort.

[sweetoothgirl]

sweet strawberry rolls

[onlyslenderthoughts]

Mmm, yum...

Saving this for later. Delicious!

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[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

playing withmy mud

[onlyslenderthoughts]

I think this sort of post is disgusting.

Slenderman would never dabble in mud; all he cares for is elegant fashion, relevant menswear, and opulent design.

Crisp lapels and sterling silver cuff links. But never mud.

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[onlyslenderthoughts]

Could someone explain to me what this means?

I want to know if it is relevant to the topic at hand.

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[onlyslenderthoughts]

With the way i see it, there is no reason why 'woke' politics and slenderman can be affiliated...

After all, slenderman kills, whoever he wants and whenever he wants it, and what could be less 'woke' than that?

Discussion of slenderman should surround elegant men's fashion, upward mobility, and intellectual thought.

Not identities. Not politics.

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[onlyslenderthoughts]

Collect my pronouns

[onlyslenderthoughts]

Thank you for the 'likes' and comments on our posts...

Your patronage is much appreciated.

[onlyslenderthoughts]

Would any beautiful male followers consider a slenderman-themed casual & consensual sexual partnership?

Please contact me.

[onlyslenderthoughts]

I am feeling quite unpleasant...

A tummy rub from the legendary Slenderman, I'd imagine, might fix this...

Cure me of my affliction....

If only such a thing could occur.

[onlyslenderthoughts]

Slender Fact #2

Unknown entity referred to as the Jeff the Killer.

Forgive the cropping of my image..

[acidwuff]

HEAT WAVES

cmm for vinnycoyote

[onlyslenderthoughts]

Oh my...

An illustration most crass, but I find it agreeable.

Wonderful...

[onlyslenderthoughts]

Where my ladies at?

[onlyslenderthoughts]

Embrace elegance and simplicity.

[onlyslenderthoughts]

Please forgive the busty, furry female. It will likely not happen again.

[onlyslenderthoughts]

Why should slenderman be infected by woke ideologies? Should his world not be one of fear and terror, and not of political correctness? In slenderman's forest, your pronouns mean nothing. All you need to do is find his pages. But you can't even do that, because you're too concerned with cancelling him. Maybe focus less on your vegan burger, and more on legendary creatures like the slenderman, and amassing wealth, and meeting with beautiful women. Real men arent afraid to enter his forest.

[onlyslenderthoughts]

I would like to create a "video game" for this year's e3 presentation. It would be simple, a showcase of slenderman's beautiful and rarely-seen world. A world of simple pleasures and chivalry. There would be many options, like the option to change the color of one's tie to suit his mood. The classic, silken black suit would remain unchanged; however, there would be variations for new lapels, cufflinks. The environment would be breathtakingly beautiful, but few will have seen it before.. If there are any visionaries or artists who can assist me, please contact me directly. Let's collaborate to make a new game.

[onlyslenderthoughts]

Facts about Slenderman's World: #1

A disgusting and repulsive creature known only as the rake.