Only Your Self Destruction

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For more information on the zodiac signs, click here. 

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I’m so Screwed VS Lol Screw It

I’m so Screwed: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces

Lol screw it: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius

[onlyyourselfdestruction]

The signs falling in love

The "Deny, deny, deny!!!" Squad: Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, Virgo

The "wow. I'm in love. Okay cool." Squad: Libra, Capricorn, Gemini, Sagittarius

The "THIS FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD BUT IM SO SCARED" squad: Aquarius,Leo, Pisces,Cancer

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originally from zodiac–signs ?

[jackharkness]

As a Sag I agree

[onlyyourselfdestruction]

The signs in a zombie apocalypse

Aries: okay guys stay with me I got this

Taurus: no, come with me I've got a crap load of supplies in my basement

Gemini: we need to all stick together please

Cancer: WHO STOLE MY TEDDY BEAR *cries*

Leo: guys we can melt zombies with my hotness

Virgo: Leo literally stfu no one likes you, I'm going with taurus see you all in hell

*taurus and virgo leave*

Gemini: we're fucked now

Aries: well is everyone staying with me?

Everyone: yeah

Libra: okay I gotta pee rlly bad *runs off to pee*

Scorpio: *goes solo and leaves*

Capricorn: guys Libra was eaten

*everyone sad*

Aries: we gotta keep the weapons safe okay, Aquarius can you put these weapons in that bunker?

Aquarius: you got it boss

Sagittarius: okay we should go south

Aries: no, north!

Sagittarius: bitch no

Aries: bitch yes I am the leader

Sagittarius: fuck it everyone who wants to live come with me

*no one volunteers*

Sagittarius: k then bitches BYEEEE

Aries: well, Pisces you have been quiet

Pisces: um yeah

Gemini: guys where is Aquarius?

Everyone: omg???

Aries: he is probably in the bunker let's go

Cancer: guys were is the car? *cries*

Leo: and all of our food?

Cancer: guys look a note...

Cancer: it says - "lol bitches I stole everything and I'm running off with Sagittarius, love; Aquarius"

Aries: ...

Aries: k

*there group eventually dies*

**MEANWHILE**

Taurus: So.. Virgo

Virgo: Mmhmm?

*knock at door*

Scorpio: *blows open door* *kills virgo and taurus* *steals all food*

Scorpio: *gets above ground*

Scorpio: *sees car driving at him in the distance*

Aquarius: lol hey Scorpio hop on

Scorpio: *gets in car*

Aquarius, Scorpio & Sagittarius: *slides on sunglasses* *travels into the sunset with dramatic music playing*

THE END

[andreattarius]

The Signs: Most To Least Likely to Cry While Watching a Movie!

1. Pisces

2. Cancer

3. Gemini

4. Leo

5. Virgo

6. Libra

7. Capricorn

8. Scorpio

9. Taurus

10. Aquarius

11. Aries

12. Sagittarius

[the-aquarius-life]

The Signs When They Are Broken:(

Aries: You were my cup of tea, but I drink coffee now.

Taurus: Alive or just breathing, is a question I could answer after you hurt me.

Gemini: The mistake wasn’t letting you into my life, but letting you take over it.

Cancer: Did you ever care?

Leo: Fuck you, and I mean that in the worst way possible.

Virgo: I at least know who my friends really are now.

Libra: No, your eyes were open but you didn’t want to see the pain on me.

Scorpio: I wish I didn’t care, but I do. And that’s my biggest mistake with you.

Sagittarius: So all of that, meant nothing to you.

Capricorn: If this is what love feels like I would want to be paralyzed.

Aquarius: If you thought I was broken then you should see me shattered now.

Pisces: I was kicked down and you dropped me even lower.

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Savers and the ones getting saved

Savers: Aries, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius Gets saved: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces

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things i'm reminded when of i think of the signs

aries: a row of streetlights and graffiti scrawled across an old brick wall 

taurus: homemade cookies and an old porch swing 

gemini: writing on a pair of converse and sunlight pouring through a window

cancer: a pink sunset and waves during a storm 

leo: the milky way galaxy and a dancefloor 

virgo: the smell of new books and antique jewelry 

libra: a field of wheat and birds chirping in the morning 

scorpio: a dark blue sky and a breath of fresh air 

sagittarius: a coffee shop and fireflies

capricorn: old black and white photos and freckles

aquarius: knit sweaters and flower crowns made of clovers

pisces: watercolours and a cup of hot tea

[aquariusgod]

Most To Least Likely to Cut a Bitch

1. SCORPIO 2. Sagittarius 3. Aries 4. Capricorn 5. Leo 6. Gemini 7. Cancer 8. Aquarius 9. Pisces 10. Taurus 11. Virgo 12. libra

[zodiacmadness]

A Sagittarius is that one person you can always act a fool with and take a long drive to nowhere with to escape everyday life.

Sagittarius (via zodiacmadness)

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[zodiacmadness]

As an enemy Aquarius, Gemini, Sagittarius will totally shut you out to the point that you just crumble.

Aquarius, Gemini, Sagittarius (via zodiacmadness)

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The “Literally Can’t Flirt” Squad

Sagittarius, Capricorn, Cancer, Pisces, Virgo

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Leo <3 :D 3:)

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"god complex" squad

taurus, cancer, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius